‘Last Name London’ MC recalls raiding his dad’s closet for the ‘freshest Jordans’ on Saturday’s brand-new episode. By Sara Waber Theophilus London Theophilus London really should have titled his “Last Name London” single “Last Name Swag.” On this week’s episode of MTV’s “When I Was 17,” the hip-hop artist reveals that style runs in the family. “Shout-out to my dad, he influenced my style when I was 17,” Theophilus says in the episode airing Saturday at 11 a.m. ET/PT. “I was introducing him to be swag,” his father, Moses, says. “You have to be crisp, you got to be clean. You got to be ready for school,” the man behind Theophilus’ exceptional style recalls advising his son. While Theophilus didn’t have a big spending budget, he found creative ways to get the looks he wanted, and that included hitting up his dad’s very hip closet. “I didn’t have that much money, so I’d wake up in the morning and raid my dad’s closet,” he explains. “He had all the freshest Jordans, and he never wore his Jordans, so I was like, ‘Man, somebody needs to wear them.’ ” Of course, he made sure not to nick the kicks. Fans got to see firsthand just how the rapper uses his eye for fashion to make the ladies swoon when MTV News’ Rya Backer took Theophilus on a First Date to a vintage thrift store. But even back in the day, the NYC rapper was trying to make the girls’ heads turn. “My clothes [on] Sunday would be picked out for the week: This is Monday, this is Tuesday; this girl is gonna like my outfit on Friday.” “When I Was 17” — this week featuring Amy Lee, Chris Klein and Theophilus London — airs on Saturday at 11 a.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Artists Theophilus London
First Name: Natalia (sometimes credited as Natalya) Last Name: Belova Nationality: Russian Height: 180 Measurements: 90-63-89 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Green Agencies: Next Advertisements: Aubade, Cotton Club, Palmers There is another Russian model who shares the exact same name as this girl, so don#39;t get confused
The Girl Next Door’s hotness is definitely back! Here’s Elisha Cuthbert making an ugly dress look damn sexy. On any other girl, that outfit would probably make me lose my lunch but because of Elisha’s delicious front meat, it’s settling my stomach.
Rochelle Wiseman is probably the hottest girl from the girl band The Saturdays and here she is showing up her skirt to the paparazsi Continue reading →
The rumor is that this is the girl Michael Bay is fucking…the rumor started with pictures of him and her on the beach…with her Hot Bikini Ass exposed…and really I dont’ think it is a real issue…for a celebrity director to fuck some tacky bitch he probably met at the club who is trying to increase her profile cuz she’s tired of doing shitty lingerie shows no one attends….. I personally hate these low level, self proclaimed models, who for some reason decide they are hot, so they get photographers to shoot them like they are Lima….even though they have broken down face…. I mean anyone with a model mayhem account who thinks she is a model is a fucking joke…. But if you land a celeb….that could all change…even if you have a horrible face….and remember these are her “pro shots” and she still looks like shit…but that ass is good…Proving that it pays to be a whore. That’s today’s life lesson…here’s her FACEBOOK …Here are some of her low level pics….she’s living her dream all the hardwork has paid off…it’s good to be a vagina. To See More of her in a Bikini Pics With her Hot Ass and Michael bay…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Erin McNaught is the girl that won Miss Australia and here she is looking gorgeous showing off her tits and ass posing for the camera in this nude photo shoot Continue reading →
I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit… I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy…. So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny…. And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
With the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s Nevermind around the corner, today’s biggest acts recall 1991’s other classic albums. By James Montgomery Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik Photo: Warner Bros. In a few short weeks, Nirvana’s epochal Nevermind album turns 20, a milestone that will be marked with much coverage, celebration and consternation in the media — and understandably so. After all, it was a game-changer in every sense of the term, the kind of album that brought about seismic shifts in music, fashion and culture in general, one that defined a generation and, as such, deserves to be mythologized. And, in the coming weeks, we suspect you’ll see no shortage of stories that do just that. While Nevermind casts an indelibly lengthy shadow, it bears mention that there were no shortage of other magical, massive and equally mythological albums that hit stores in 1991 — from mega-platinum rock blockbusters to best-kept indie secrets, and just about everything in between — classics that, had Nirvana never broken through, would probably be getting the royal treatment right now. In 1991, rock truly rocked, so, in celebration of that fact, we’ve asked some of today’s biggest bands to discuss their favorite albums from that rather amazing year. On Wednesday, we heard from Death Cab for Cutie and Blink-182 ; now, Skrillex and Foster the People share their faves. Don’t worry, we’ll give Nevermind its due — but right now, we’re paying tribute to 1991’s other indispensible albums, in the words of their biggest fans. Metallica, The Black Album The one where “old” Metallica ended and “new” Metallica began — at least according to the die-hards — the band’s fifth studio album (it’s technically self-titled, though, come on, who doesn’t call it The Black Album ?) saw them drifting away from their slash-and-burn thrash-metal past into a new, decidedly fuller phase, one fleshed out with orchestral flourishes and an increased focus on the booming rhythm section of Jason Newstead and Lars Ulrich. Though its recording was plagued by battles with producer Bob Rock, The Black Album features the band’s most iconic songs — “Enter Sandman,” “The Unforgiven,” “Nothing Else Matters,” etc. — and remains their best-selling to date, moving a staggering 22 million copies worldwide. Love it or hate it, you can’t deny its impact, both on the band and the next two decades of hard rock. As Remembered by Skrillex : “Man, The Black Album was me sitting in my room when I was 9 years old, trying to learn all the songs on guitar. That was, for me, rocking out, no reservations, like I was on the stage. And learning the ‘Holier Than Thou’ riff was, like, the biggest achievement, because it’s so hard. Every record on that album is so amazing. … Obviously, ‘Enter Sandman,’ ‘Wherever I May Roam’ … that was the first Metallica song I learned, after ‘Enter Sandman.’ I love The Black Album. It’s perfect; it’s a masterpiece in every way, from front to back, and it’s inspired me, consciously or subconsciously, because I had such a connection to it.” Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blood Sugar Sex Magik One of the most important, celebrated albums of the ’90s alt-rock explosion, Blood Sugar saw the Chili Peppers grow up, get deep and, of course, become hugely famous. While songs like “Give It Away” and “Suck My Kiss” still bobbed and weaved with the band’s visceral energy, it was on tracks like the massive “Under the Bridge” and “Breaking the Girl” where they slowed things down and found their biggest commercial successes. Recorded by producer Rick Rubin in a supposedly haunted mansion in Laurel Canyon, its creation has become the stuff of rock legend, and though the Peppers would subsequently sag beneath its success (guitarist John Frusciante, unable to cope with his sudden fame, quit the band mid-tour) Blood Sugar still stands as perhaps the finest accomplishment of their 28-year career. It would be nearly four years before they released a follow-up, though, given the album’s hugely influential status, you really couldn’t blame them. As Remembered by Mark Pontius, Foster the People : “My favorite record of 1991, and I think the only reason I got this record was my sister had it, and she’s older than me, so it just sort of fell into my lap, is Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik. I think I have to credit that record [for teaching me] a lot of my drumming skills. I loved playing their records, and that one always stuck out to me. It had so much grit, and that was rock and roll at that time of my life.” What is your favorite 1991 rock album? Let us know in the comments below! Related Videos Death Cab, Blink-182, Skrillex Remember Classic Albums From 1991 Related Artists Skrillex Red Hot Chili Peppers Foster the People Metallica Nirvana
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “Girl on TV” by LFO. Lyrics: Oooh,Yeahhhh,I’m wishin’ on a fallin’ star, wonderin’ where you are….I wish… [Chorus] I wish for you on a fallin’ star,wonderin’ where you are,do I ever cross your mind,In the warm sunshine,she’s from the city of angels,like Betty Davis,James Dean,and Gable,never know what she means to me.I fell for the girl that’s on TV. [Verse 1] Met her at a counter affair,she wore a green dress,and everybody was there,felt out of place till she looked into my eyes.Shook your hand around 9 PM about never gonna be the same again.Never had to be on a movie screen to be the leading lady in all my dreams… Shooby-doo-wop,and scobby snacks,met a fly girl and i can’t relax,the only problem is she’s a movie star,Oh,my friends,they won’t believe me,if they could only see me,at the risk of sounding cheesy,i think i fell for the girl on TV. [Repeat Chorus] [Verse 2] Everybody knows her name,Wanna take a picture and their glad she came,But I just want to be there when she’s down,down(Be there when she’s down) I don’t want her autograph,I just want to call her up and make her laugh,Never had to be on a movie screen,To be the leading lady in all my dreams. Shooby doo-wap & scooby snacks, I Met a fly girl and I can’t relax The only problem is she’s a movie star, Oh,My friends they won’t believe me If they could only see me,At the risk of sounding cheezy,I think I fell for the girl on TV. [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge] I’m … http://www.youtube.com/v/nE8OP4dxJ2s?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the original post: Girl on TV (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
Say you’re on a blind date. You’re sitting at the bar, in your little black dress, hair pulled into a neat side bun with the red flower you said you’d wear peaking out from behind your left ear. You feel a heavy hand on your shoulder, so you look down from the corner of your eye and notice the fingers on the hand on your shoulder hold 5 clunky gold rings–one for each finger, long razor sharp sabor tooth tiger dirty nails and a ridiculously heavy gold watch. But wait, there’s more. As you turn around fully you see a greasy face, perm wearing, cow hide fedora sporting, Bootsy Collins Funkadelic glasses donned, Jerome from “Martin” looking character in platform shoes and a silk wife beater. You are floored. And in your mind, the date has already ended before it even began. Okay, so maybe this isn’t your exact situation but you catch my drift, you’re on a bad date. Period. What do you do? Check out the 5 ways to kindly make your exit on that nightmare from hell: 5. Create a code red. Before even leaving to meet your date, call up one of your best girlfriends and come up with a plan. I call this plan, code red. Code red is a plan specifically devised as a safe exit out of any and every catastrophe. Here’s what you do: Call up your girl and inform her that if you call her and hang up at any point during the date, that is her cue to call you so you can walk away and act as if you absolutely have to take this call. On your way back to your table from taking “the call” amp up your urgency and politely act as if you are having a family/friend emergency and have to head out, let him know you’d love to do this again some other time and BOUNCE!-Side note: make sure your girlfriend is the last person you called so all you’ll have to do is hit send, let it ring a little and then end. 4. Suddenly get sick. Now, while this does require a tad bit of acting, it really is fairly easy to do. All you do is, excuse yourself to go to the ladies room and don’t return for about 15-20 minutes later. Return to the table with fresh beads of “sweat” on your forehead (which will really be water), when he asks if you’re okay tell him no, you’ve suddenly caught some kind of stomach virus and have to get going. Let her/him know you will call later to reschedule after you’re feeling better and hit the road with no bridges broken. 3. Create a quick lie and exit . This is extremely simple and needs to happen the exact moment you realize he/she is not for you. The moment you realize this throw your little white lie into action. Exhibit A: “Omigosh! It’s __o’clock! I totally forgot I agreed to babysit my niece/nephew for my sister, I’m so sorry I have to go pick him up. We’ll have to do this again some other time. I’m so sorry, I’ll call you.” And that was all she wrote. Get in, get out, plan executed. 2. Turn him off. This plan involves you to get a little down and dirty, I have to warn you…you will have to do some things you most likely (hopefully) would never do in your everyday life. This plan involves you to do anything to turn him off which means if you have to gross him out, do that, if you have to lie and say you have 12 kids and 19 baby fathers (I know it doesn’t add up but again, were trying to turn him off so correct calculation isn’t exactly a factor), do that. This is a do or die situation, and it’s either kill or be killed. If he’s just that bad of a date and nothing will turn him off you may have to just come clean and tell the truth. 1. Be honest. Being honest is really simple, there’s no specific plans or codes to this one, it’s just telling the truth. Plain and simple. However, this is probably one of the most awkward ways as you possibly run the risk of being disrespect or burning a bridge or two. To be frank, there really aren’t that many kind way to get out of a bad date. It’s a rough dating game out there and at the same time you don’t want to dismiss someone that you possibly could have a business relationship in the future with. I mean who knows what the future holds, so if you absolutely can’t politely exit a bad date, at least you know you tried. Have you ever gone on a date from hell, if so how did you get out of it? 7 Ways To Glam Up Your Walk Of Shame “I Asked My Man If He Ever Had Sex With A Man & He Said ‘Not Unless I Was Tricked’” The Mis-Education Of Dating Follow me on twitter @arieinthecity and on facebook at Ariel Crockett!
