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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bubble Girl

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Katy Perry Does Maxim of the Day

This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine…. It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear. I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

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Kesha’s Leaked Dirty Pics of the Day

These pictures were so jacked up on tags, I decided to join the tag party like some low level graff crew on the interent. Kesha is disgusting, useless. ugly, vile, a waste of space, a stain on society, etc. She could be getting raped by a mule and I’d only watch to make sure it’s big dick ripped her half so I wouldn’t have to see her bullshit again. Seriously. She could be masturbating in the shower and I’d only watch hoping the toaster her mom left plugged in next to the bathtub fell in. She could be getting fucked unprotected and I’d only watch hoping it was with someone who had previously fucked a tranny in Brazil with a weird strain of AIDS that turns into ebola after contact so that bitch ends up shitting out her eyeballs and I know for sure that she won’t be back to ruin popculture…. So these leaked pics are boring at best, obvious and expected because bottom feeding like this is what you do when you’re a bottom feeder… Speaking of bottom feeding here’s some dude feeding off her bottom…sucks to be him…sucks to be that horny…sucks he didn’t have better options..sucks he’s using this to promote some bullshit site…sucks the world knows you have smelled this girl’s twat…sucks that I’m lookin at this. Seriously sucks that I am looking at this… More importantly, who has a TV like this? What ghetto plywood model room is this? Are you sure this isn’t Not to mention, we all have sex, so who fucking cares. IS this an accomplishment? Really? Come on, I’ve been cumming on tits and eating pussy since 1985. People need to get laid to stop caring.

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Kim Kardashian Weighs In On Kanye West Baby Rumors, Music Project

‘[In] New York [I] put on like 10 pounds and then I’m pregnant with Kanye’s baby!’ reality star laughs. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Kim Kardashian Photo: Jason Kempin/ Getty Images Kim Kardashian had everyone talking when she was spotted hanging out with Kanye West in New York last month. Kardashian’s face time with the rap superstar was documented for the upcoming E! reality show “Kourtney and Kim Take New York,” and it also has generated a lot of rumors. Many gossip blogs began speculating that not only were Kim and Kanye dating, but that they also were expecting a little bundle of joy. The reality starlet laughed off the allegations when MTV News caught up with her at Z-100’s Jingleball in New York on Friday night. “My reaction is, ‘God, I’ve got to stay away from those hot dogs and nuts on the street corner and the ice cream!’ ” she explained. “Like those trucks, I’ve never seen that before — trucks of ice cream. You have to stop and eat! I couldn’t control myself, so [in] New York [I] put on like 10 pounds and then I’m pregnant with Kanye’s baby, so whatever! What can you do?! Hit the gym!” Of course, fans also are buzzing about the album that Kardashian is recording , and she teased that they will know more about it once her E! series kicks off this January. “It’s ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York,’ so it’s a little bit different,” she said. “They might freak out about [my friendship with singer] Ciara — just all my girlfriends are on it so we have our girl time.” She added, “Ciara kind of talks me into doing something really crazy and unexpected. You’re going to have to wait and watch the show. It’s kind of in her world and not mine … I don’t know … I’m having fun — that’s all I’ll say, but you’ll definitely see it all unfold on the show.” Related Artists Kanye West

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Jennifer Aniston: I Can’t Stop Loving Brad Pitt!

A week after the Jason Trawick- Britney Spears abuse scandal garnered great publicity but was quickly denounced as bogus by the star’s camp (and forensic voice experts), Star Magazine is returning to its tabloid bread and butter: How Jennifer Aniston still hearts Brad Pitt so hard! Years have passed, but bogus feelings and heartbreak remain . It’s been half a decade since Brad ditched her for the voluptuous sexual being known as Angelina Jolie, and Jen has had several long-term relationships since. Why let that get in the way of headlines that work, though!? The angle this week is Jen confessing her feelings to BFF Chelsea Handler, which likely sparked the recent anti-Jolie tirade for which she’s not sorry, BTW. Hey, what are friends for? Chelsea’s gotta stick up for her girl. Kinda surprising she still feels so strongly after Brad nailed a Jen lookalike , but whatever.

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Rumer Willis Distracts Us From her Face Properly of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Willis is a dyke or not, but I can say it is safe to assume she is, because when bitches have faces like this, normally the only dudes they can get are ones they don’t want, while girls are a lot more forgiving because they look for personality, especially if that personality comes with Ashton Kutcher as a stepfather, her dad is Bruce Willis, her mom Demi Moore….so broken uterus, polluted genetics the require millions of dollars in plastic surgery to sort the fuck out, or not…Lesbianism who only gets pussy cuz she’s tied into a good crowd or not….At least she’s got tits to use to distract me…and apparently it is working.

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Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

I am guessing Eva Mendes is in a new movie because she’s all over the motherfucking place. I am guessing she is going to be naked in the movie cuz if the studio wanted a non nude spic pussy to be in the movie, they probably would have booked America Ferrara or some shit. They know Eva Mendes is the girl to go to who gets naked, like sex scenes, cuz she’s just happy to not be working at Wal Mart like so many of her relatives before they got on her payroll. I am guessing she isn’t as motivated to get naked when there aren’t big paychecks associated with the stripdown…cuz her pics aren’t quite as slutty as what you’d expect them to be….she’s a whore like that. Here are some more of her in a tight dress…she’s all over the motherfucker….still not naked enough but I guess good enough cuz I’m wasting my time posting this garbage.

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Cops: Angelina Pivarnick Punched Girl’s Grill

Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore and currently of various police lineups, didn’t just get in a fight this weekend, she went after the girl. Hard. According to law enforcement, the erroneously self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island punched some chick in the mouth in Atlantic City, N.J. Ange was set to fight a Celebrity Boxing bout against another reality star – Kerry Schwartz, whoever that is – but got into an unsanctioned bout earlier. AC cops claim the wannabe rapper was the aggressor at the Taj Mahal (shocker), allegedly punching the unidentified girl in the face and body. Police say a summons complaint for simple assault has already been mailed to Pivarnick … and she’s due back in court later on this month. Angelina says she plans on cooperating with authorities, but adds, “That night I feel I was provoked, taunted, and harassed into a fight.” “On top of that there are signs pointing in the direction that this was a set up against me and I have witnesses and evidence to prove this.” Just like on Jersey Shore when Snooki whomped her ass , we’re sure she had NOTHING to do with it and the attack came out of nowhere.

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‘Vice Guide To Everything’ Host Recalls Residential Strip Club

Ryan Duffy discusses meeting Detroit man who runs a 24-hour strip club in dead parents’ house on premiere episode. By Rya Backer Ryan Duffy Photo: Mark Metcalf/ Getty Images A lot happens on MTV’s new series “The Vice Guide to Everything.” Hosts Ryan Duffy, Thomas Morton, and Shane Smith — who also co-founded the magazine that launched the Vice brand 15 years ago — travel to places like Russia, Ghana and North Korea in search of compelling people and their stories, which they’ll share with MTV viewers on Mondays at 11 p.m. Duffy’s adventures this season include getting shot (while wearing a bulletproof jacket) in Colombia and trailing a Mafia-funded pop star in Naples, Italy, but he recently told MTV News he didn’t have to travel far for his most memorable meeting. “I will always very vividly remember meeting Jay Thunderbolt,” Duffy said about the Detroit man who was running a 24-hour all-nude strip club out of his dead parents’ house. Duffy was treated to complimentary shots, got to look through Thunderbolt’s self-defense gear and enjoyed a lap dance from his crew of willing ladies. But the host admitted that he ran up against MTV’s standards team when it came to the footage. “You could show the girl doing the flip on my lap where she put her legs up. She started to spread them, but you couldn’t show the spreading. You had to cut it right before then,” Duffy explained. “Which was fine with me, by the way, because I have a mother and a grandmother,” he added. Thunderbolt clearly made an impression on the rest of the “Vice Guide” family, too, as he was invited to the show’s New York premiere last week with his return flight booked for the next day. “The thing about Jay is he probably hasn’t left Detroit in 30 years. He hasn’t flown in, God knows how long. When we booked him a flight his first question was, ‘How many of my guns can I bring?’ His second was, ‘Could you get me a smoking seat?’ Clearly a little bit dated in his travel plans, but the next day, Jay did not get in the cab we sent to bring him to the airport, or the next cab, or the next one, or the fifth one. And we have no idea whether he ever got on a flight and went home,” Duffy lamented. “So, Jay Thunderbolt could be roaming the streets of New York right now.” “The Vice Guide to Everything” airs Mondays at 11 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos The Vice Guide To Everything | Ep. 2 | North Korea, Russian Mobsters, Border Crossings and Dating A Girl In A Burqa

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Mila Kunis Is Just Sexy

Milas Kunis is just hot, it’s just that simple. Here she is arriving at some award show last night, that nobody seems to know anything about, looking cuter than kittens falling asleep. I love this girl, I could see myself spending some serious quality time with her over the holidays. We can watch Property Virgins on HGTV together all snuggled up on the couch with a bottle of wine. Perfect. I’ll be wearing a nice pair of jeans and my favorite Christmas sweater and she’ll be naked of course. Call me.