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Kendra Wilkinson Wedding Picture:Kendra Wilkinson Married

Kendra Wilkinson Wedding Picture:Kendra Wilkinson Married – Kendra Wilkinson wedding pictures have surfaced.Here are few photos of Kendra Wilkinson getting married to NFL player Hank Baskett at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles on Saturday.Kendra Wilkinson had former Girls Next Door costars Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison as bridesmaids.Hugh Hefner told E!: ‚ÄúI could not be Post from: Celebrity Gossip-Spreadit.org Kendra Wilkinson Wedding Picture:Kendra Wilkinson Married

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Hurricane Chris Performs for the Government of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is up with Louisianna, I do know that I’ve been there before and never wanted to fuckin’ leave, and the case in fuckin’ point is that some dude named Hurricane Chris was asked to come sing his song “Halle Berry ” in the House of Representatives during some Louisianna State Legislature session, whatever the fuck that means, I just know I wish that bitch on the right was doin a little less head bobbin and a little more booty talking. This is massively weird and out of fuckin’ context and that’s what makes me believe that anything is fuckin’ possible… Here’s the lyrics in case you weren’t sure what they were talking about at this very important political gathering… Lyrics to She’s Fine : Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Hurricane Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Well let’s get ratchet Let’s get ratchet Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin She the ship and I’m the captain I’m tha captain Booty bigger than the pus And I’m all the way in your city I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your City do it for that camera Make it drop and bring it back to the top You no amateur Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle And I’m finna finna? Sliding off tha mattress No moving no acting baby this is real action Beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me I know your halle berry Baby there’s no acting I beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me for real She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle berry you jazze That’s way past fine Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line Increadable by tha waist Pluss she got a pretty face Even tho she got class she listen to UGK I’m finna flip her through traffic With tha top back of tha donk Girl I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb I got enough bread to take me and you to London And back to America and all over the country She make me want to keep her close by Like a side kick She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy I’m a beat it out the frame Hurricane that’s who I be You must be Halle berry I don’t need to see your Id She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Gone bob your head Gone work your shoulder Now what I just said girl do it on tha dick Age ain’t shit I done got a lil older Me or you man baby girl take a pic Whitch one She so classy, Shes so jazzy Lil momma blow like a Do it on tha dick She don’t need no help She say she got it She do it all by her self Get so fine Like a god damn ticket Gave her a hickey In order for a nig like me to spend cash You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass You, bed, ass, work Start slow faster Mr

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Lindsay Lohan Wears Shorts of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the kind of girl I’d love to watch jump on a trampoline, whether in clothes, in bikini, or naked. She’s just got it goin’ on like no other and I’m hoping anyone who knows her sends out this request because what would only take her 30 seconds to make, would change my fuckin’ life and being a hurtbag charity case, I’ll even make her a tax receipt for contributing to the cause that is my happiness

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Megan Fox and some See Thru Cleavage Bullshit of the Day

This Transformers shit is goin’ nuts. I was talking to a friend of mine who waited in line at the premiere, who I comtemplated not being friends with after hearing that, who redeemed himself by having video of him asking every geeky guy in line if they would fuck the girl in Harry Potter on her period, or some shit, that made being in line with a bunch of loser almost worth it, like Megan Fox almost makes going to the movie worth it, but when she wears dresses like this, with a built in window into her soul, or at least the closest thing she has to a soul and the only thing unfortunate in all this is that the dress doesn’t have a window into her cunt.

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Some Footballer Daniel Sturridge on a Beach with Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know what I am doing today because of this hangover, but I do know that everyone is still talking about Michael Jackson, at least everyone in the bar last night was, like it was some kind of huge shocker, considering dude hasn’t looked like a corpse the last decade, you know cuz his African American skin color didn’t die a long time ago, and that series of skin bleaching insanity he went through in the 80s, probably had nothing to do with the painfulskin cancer he was dealing with, so in celebration of his black skin, here’s a couple black people on the beach in Barbados, and I’m lovin’ the girl this footballer is with, because I pretty much love all black girls, they just don’t love me.

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RIP Motherfucker the Michael Jackson Edition of the Day

I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years. Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era.

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Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day

I think it’s nice to see horseback riding goin’ back to the Wild West days where common whores would ride from brothel to brothel to brothel lookin’ for the latest STD from multiple gold prospectors a night, because I was tired of it being some stuffy bullshit that won’t let me in the gates of their exclusive riding clubs, after telling them I just love watching girls in tight pants bounce up and down on shit. Cunts.

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Sienna Miller in a White Sexy Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is some home wrecking washed up party slut who managed to get a couple of movies and here she is in a white bikini trying to trick us all into thinking that she’s pure, but I’m pretty sure if you found those bottoms on your bedroom floor after fuckin her, you’d find a green stain that would make you regret what you did the night before. I don’t really know waht I am talking about, but I assume Sienna Miller’s fucked enough dudes that her pussy oozes space shit and that’s all I have to say about that cuz I have better things to do than this, like finger bang the girl sitting next to me at McDonald’s. Sure she’s 80, but that just means she will probably invite me over for some backed goods. Continue reading

Total Entertainment: Angelina Jolie"s Tattoos

Angelina Jolie “s Tattoos. Jolie’s numerous tattoos have been the subject of much media attention and have often been addressed by interviewers

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Stiles Points – "So let it be written, so let it be done": Lucy …

Yesterday I ran a photo of a chick with some huge cans who I thought was Tim Tebow’s girlfriend …G$ from The Money Shot straightened my ass out by correctly stating this chick was (and this is a direct quote), “. …

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