Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in… She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host… She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares… The post Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Hailie Scott, she is Eminem’s pre fame daughter who played a character in his music while he was ripping her hooker / stripper mother apart, all in efforts to be the most accessible rapper to demented white trash who like beating their wives….and I’ve always thought he was a good time… She’s got 300,000 followers on instagram and I guess she’s recently been featured in some mainstream magazine asking “where is baby Hailie now?”….since people remember the late 90s, they remember the girl who must be in her 20s now…and it’s time for her to milk it. Milk it like a Hadid, she’s skinny enough in leggings, her family rich enough, her access pretty fucking massive…her dad is Eminem and she’s a fucking star in his songs…it’s like the best marketing an instagram hooker could have… Her average face, clearly run through some facetuning, it’s blurry and weird looking and she should ask dad for some money to hire some photographers and retouchers – a dermatologist to Kylie Jenner / Muppet her face because cheesy fratty pics are one thing, but average looking skinny girls posed slutty – is easy to polarize and get girl on the runways in Paris Fashion week….like all these other rich kids… I’d like to watch her do things Eminem describes doing to women…while listing to songs of Eminem singing about her…or those things he’d do to women…as his daughter does those things…because it’s meta…and because clearly any rich kid is going to be fucked up – especially Eminem’s daughter..because he built a career on dysfunction… I’d like to see her up her instagram game…like the sluts of instagram… Follow her ENCOURAGE THAT INSTAGRAM FAME The post People Like Eminiem’s Facetuned Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chantal Jeffries is part of the Kyle Jenner generation. The fat chicks with mangled faces who get liposuction on their stomachs to give them a waistline despite looking like fucking circus freaks…they can angle themselves to the ratchet “urban” which is really white Jewish kid market…and they can play sex icon, glamorous, bootleg kardashian…who probably hangs out with the Kardashians…and who has a ton of followers which would make you think that she’s relevant…while your brain is telling you she’s fucking busted…. Her claim to fame is being the girl caught with Bieber when he was caught speeding in a lambo in Florida…and I guess that’s all it takes to get to this moment right here…hanging with other fat ass young girls who look like they are 45 year old moms…done up for the hip hop community…as their bikini bottoms get eating by their cunts like it’s some fancy restaurant meal they’re at because they’re classy… The post Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A Springfield, Illinois police officer is going viral after a video shows him arguing and beating up on an unruly teenager. The video looks like something out of a bad movie with the way the officer is going head up with the kid ultimately pounding away on the boy’s dome. (Springfield Police Department) Reports say the police were called to a resident for a domestic disturbance. Upon arrival, the police were confronted by an aggitated teenager. You can see officer Samuel A. Rosario telling his comrade not to arrest him…and they didn’t. Instead, the 32-yr-old cop thought it was appropriate to beat up the 19-yr-old punk. Rosario was heard saying “you ain’t about that life, kid” at the end of the beating. Rosario has since been arrested for the Feb. 27th incident. The full 15 minute video is on the next page.
Mother And Daughter Pronounced Dead, 30 Minutes Apart In Separate Highway Accidents The family of a mother and her daughter in Alabama are mourning twice as hard this week. Both Julia Yates Patterson and her daughter Libby Patterson died this week, in separate accidents, on the same highway stretch. According to NBC4 , Julia’s Ford Explorer collided with a head-on, a Dodge Ram truck. The fatal crash happened on Highway 117 around 3:00 p.m. She was 39 years old. Just minutes down the road, around the time Julia’s daughter was exiting her school bus, she was struck and killed by a car on the same highway. Police are unsure of why the child was near the highway. Family members say the girl, Elizabeth Patterson, was 8 years old. She went by “Libby” and had just celebrated her birthday last weekend. She was in second grade. The girl, like her mother, was pronounced dead at the scene. Sad.
Marriage Boot Camp has officially reached the point in its run where producers have decided to completely 86 the premise and just become that show where reality stars scream obscenities at each other, regardless of the nature of their relationship. Fortunately, they picked some of the most bonkers reality stars in the business, so we're not complaining. Farrah Abraham, Kendra Wilkinson, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson all apparently has serious beefs with their families, and they've confusingly come to the Marriage Boot Camp house to work things out. Yes, it's Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition, aka Marriage Boot Camp: Let's Be Honest, We Weren't Fixing Any Marriages Anyway. We figured the show had peaked with Tara Reid's drunken antics last year, but it turns out you can always ramp up the crazy by simply adding Farrah to the mix. “You're a stupid, dumb bitch,” Farrah yells at Debra Danielsen during one particularly therapeutic scene. The Farrah-Debra relationship has always been a toxic one, but the upside of that is they can usually be counted on to be the most batsh-t reality stars on any show about batsh-t reality stars. This time, however, it looks like Kendra and Patti may be able to give them a run for their money. “No mother wants their mother to be a whore,” Kendra's mother tells her in a scene that reminds us we're watching a serious show about serious therapy. Eh, who are we kidding? We can make fun of this show til the cows come home, but with a cast like that, we'll be front and center to watch the fireworks on April 28. Check out the full trailer below:
Lauren Bushnell and Ben Higgins are still together … for now. As with any couple in Bachelor Nation, there have been conflicting reports about the state of their relationship for quite some time. Some fans even thought they were finished with one another. Now, Bushnell has taken to Instagram to wish Ben a happy birthday in a somewhat revealing post. “Happy birthday babe!!!!!” she captioned the below picture. “I’m so thankful for this life together. Although sometimes rocky you always hold my hand and support me through it, always with a smile on your face. You deserve the world, especially today.
Remember when Anne Hathaway was a super sexy hot chick? No, me neither! She has always been pretty boring to me, but very doable nonetheless. She’s like the girl you’d bring home to your parents and they’d be very proud of you, but at the end of the day, you’d lock yourself in a closet and watch porn on your iPhone cause Anne seems like snoozefest in the sack. Anyway, I’m an idiot, let’s move along. Continue reading →
School Suspends 12-Year-Old Girl For Selling What They Think Are “Sex Toys” A pre-teen in Wisconsin has been suspended from school because her principal believes that she was selling sex toys to her fellow students. The girl’s family thinks the principal is insane. According to a report in TMJ , the school board at Trinity Lutheran School in Racine, WI ruled that the toy that the girl’s father calls “water snake wiggles” was inappropriate even though the girl had permission from her teacher to sell them. “In your wildest imaginations, no adult could possibly view this as a sex toy, this is a water-filled bag,” said Milt Habeck, the father of the girl. Its said that the father plans to continue fighting the school until his daughter is cleared of wrongdoing. Seems like the school administration’s mind is a lot dirtier than the young girl’s is. Image via TMJ
Serious question: is Farrah Abraham even capable of making a solid parenting decision? Because at this point, it’s really, really not looking like it. Farrah’s daughter, little Sophia, just turned 8 , and most of those 8 years were spent with Farrah in the spotlight. And in all that time, Farrah’s made poor choice after poor choice. She’s dropped Sophia off with her own parents for extended periods of time so that she could live in Florida or film sex tapes or whatever other whim that seemed important to her. She’s slathered the poor kid in makeup, made her a business owner at the tender age of 7, spoiled her absolutely rotten at every possible turn. Honestly, we can’t think of one single occasion on which we went “Wow, Farrah, way to be a good mother.” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that when this girl posted this particular photo of her daughter, people promptly freaked out. See the issue? If you’re struggling, try looking down towards the bottom — it looks like Sophia is wearing heels. And that’s … well, it’s not the most popular of choices. “Growing children shouldn’t wear heels,” one of her followers advised. “It’s bad for the spine.” Another agreed, saying “My boss, a chiropractor, would have a fit. Even tells me heels are bad for adults.” Well, yeah … that’s not exactly new information, is it? High heels are terrible for everyone. A person can literally ruin her feet if she wears them enough. It does look like Sophia’s heels could be platforms though, or at least a really chunky heel, but as one person argues, “No child should be wearing heels of any kind.” And the heels weren’t the only issue people found with this photo — some people found Sophia’s outfit too mature for a little girl, and one noted that it looks like the kid is “starving.” Since the photo was obviously taken at Farrah’s furniture store , one person wrote “Aww glad Sophia is spending time being a kid….helping her mom sell stuff.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?! Farrah just can’t win, can she? But perhaps that’s just because she’s not trying very hard, Or, you know, at all.
