Soldiers recently found another Chibok schoolgirl kidnapped by Boko Haram after the girl was taken by the insurgents nearly three years ago. The Nigerian military said the girl was found with her six-month-old baby.
Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini with her friends – doing the classic topless with her friends butt shot pic you’ve seen before, or at least that I’ve seen before… So she’s a bikini model…and as I’ve discussed earlier…I fucking love bikinis…more than girls naked and fucking…more than girls in their underwear…more than the girl in the bikinis…the bikini is where the magic happens…unless they wear it too long while it is wet and it gives them a yeast infection…because yeast infections smell…while bikinis don’t smell even when they do smell because represent so much more good in the world than the girl wearing them…they are a spiritual experience… What isn’t a spiritual experience is Alessandra Ambrosio the old mom in a bikini again…I mean she probably thinks some gods found her and made this happen but she bores me, even though this is kind of what she does…and has always done it and is amazing she still does it…or people want her doing it….and pay her to do it…but they do…because they are lazy, she’s got a name, and they like doing what they are told to do…they see her as status…even when there is far more hot young pussy out there better suited… Here are pics of her and her friends – I have no idea who they are – but jerking off to people’s vacation pics – is always the best…it is one of those sacred things we’ve lost now that social media is less about the subtle and occasional bikini pic here and there…but is straight bikini photoshoots…that get boring. The post Alessandra Ambrosio and her Friends Topless in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system…. Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits… And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way… The post Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How great is Ariana Grande? The greatest, right? Sure, she’s had her problems — who could forget the great donut-licking scandal , or her general diva shenanigans? But when push comes to shove, when it really matters, Ariana can come through with some real loveliness. And that’s what she’s doing now. Yesterday, we talked about this sad story Ariana told about how she was objectified by some fan of her boyfriend, Mac Miller. She said that Mac’s fan, some “young boy,” saw them while they were out and he followed them to their car. “I thought all of this was cute and exciting,” she recalled, “until he said ‘Ariana is sexy as hell man, I see you, I see you hitting that!!!!'” Poor Ariana admitted that her ordeal might not be “a big deal” to some, but that she felt “sick and objectified.” “I’ve felt really quiet and hurt since that moment,” she said. “Things like that happen all the time and are the kind of moments that contribute to women’s sense of fear and inadequacy.” Queen Ariana declared that she’s not “a piece of meat that a man gets to utilize for his pleasure,” and that she’s sad that so many people have such an easy time objectifying women. “I felt like speaking out about this one experience tonight because I know very well that most women know the sensation of being spoken about in an uncomfortable way publicly by a man,” she said. “We need to talk about these moments openly because they are harmful and they live on inside us as shame.” “We need to share and be vocal when something makes us feel uncomfortable because if we don’t, it will just continue.” “We are not objects or prizes,” she concluded. “We are QUEENS.” Like we said, she’s the greatest. Unfortunately, not everyone can be as wise as Ariana on this subject. When she posted her story, she got flooded with comments about how she dresses provocatively, she can get kind of racy, so what happened is her fault. What a bunch of nonsense, right? But don’t worry, because our girl shut that mess down QUICK. She hopped back on Twitter to explain that “Women expressing sexuality is often mistaken for ‘hi come disrespect me!!!!’ .. & that’s just not the case.” “Women (and men) can express themselves however they’d like !!! even loving sex!! this is not an invitation to be disrespected.” When asked how Mac Miller reacted to the guy, she said “Although this isn’t about his reaction, he drove the f-ck away !! he is a sweet bear & I am falling asleep feeling safe & loved.” But then she really took us to church. “Seeing a lot of ‘but look how you portray yourself in videos and in your music! you’re so sexual!'” she wrote. “Please hold .. next tweet… I repeat …” “Expressing sexuality in art is not an invitation for disrespect !!! just like wearing a short skirt is not asking for assault.” “Women’s choice. ♡ our bodies, our clothing, our music, our personalities….. sexy, flirty, fun. it is not. an open. invitation.” “You are literally saying that if we look a certain way, we are yours to take. But we are not !!! It’s our right to express ourselves.” What did we ever do to deserve such a glorious, truth-telling lady?
Farrah Abraham is a terrible human being. That’s not even a little bit shocking. But do you know what is shocking? The way Farrah insists on showing off her awfulness at every available opportunity . It seems like the girl can’t even open her mouth without some form of hate or ignorance falling out of it — and if something is able to climb out of the dark pit of silicone and shame that is Farrah’s mouth, then you know it must be serious. She’d dumb and gross , that’s what we’re saying. She proved it earlier this week when she shared a seemingly innocent photo of some Elves on Shelves that turned out to be a little bit racist . And she’s proving it again today with this sincerely insane photo of her poor seven-year-old daughter, Sophia. Brace yourself, because this is pretty overwhelming: Right?! Yeah, so that’s a little girl in foundation, eyeliner, mascara, and some seriously bold lipstick. And she’s not at home playing with her mother’s makeup, she’s posing for promotional photos at her very own clothing boutique. Do you see something wrong with this picture? Though really, it would probably be easier to ask you if you see anything right with this. It doesn’t matter, it’s a trick question anyway: Farrah is horrible, her parenting is horrible , everything is horrible. And, lucky for the future of humanity, everyone seems to be in agreement on this. When she posted the photo on Instagram, she got a few hundred comments. on Sophia’s makeup alone. A few people thought she looked cute with all the makeup, a few made some unnecessarily hateful and cruel comments about this kid’s appearance, but most tried to offer some constructive criticism. “That lipstick color is a little grown for a 7 year old,” one kind soul advised, just in case Farrah wasn’t aware. “Let your daughter be a child and wipe that sh-t off her mouth before she turns into you!” another said. “Omg your child looks older than you!!” one comment read. “What’s wrong with you as a mother???? I’m sure if her father was alive, she would not wear that RED LIPSTICK!!! SMH!!!!!” Another commenter wondered “Why does she have that awful color lipstick on at her age? My 13 year old isn’t even allowed to wear anything but gloss. Stop sexualizing her, you’ll regret it.” Yeah, we doubt there will ever come a day that Farrah regrets anything. But it sure is nice to think about, right? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!
As you might have guessed from her upbeat music and bubbly personality, Taylor Swift is not one of those artists with a dark past and a closet full of skeletons. In fact, you couldn't make-up such an idyllic childhood: Taylor grew up on a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania (seriously). Her father was a successful banker, and her mother retired from mutual fund marketing in order to be a stay-at-home mom. Really, it's the kind of upbringing that could make you hate Taylor, if she weren't so darn lovable. Sure, there are those who have taken issue with the version of Taylor's past that's been presented to the press, claiming that all was not as perfect as the Swift family has claimed, but so far, no lies have been exposed. Frankly, we don't know what to believe. It seems almost impossible that any family could be this insanely happy, but looking at these pics from Taylor's childhood, it's difficult to imagine that she ever had a bad day: 1. Taylor Swift Baby Photo Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Hard to believe, but in this pic, she’s just 17 years away from her first hit single. 2. Taylor as a Toddler Here’s Taylor playing with a toy phone at age 4. Given the staggering size of her girl squad, we’re guessing she still spends much of the day with a phone pressed to her ear. 3. Taylor and Austin Swift Taylor and her younger brother Austin. These days, he often accompanies her to A-list Hollywood events. 4. Taylor in Black and White Taylor says she got into country music at a young age. She cites Shania Twain as an early favorite. 5. Taylor Swift: Soccer Star Taylor played soccer growing up because of course she did. Here she is posing for her team photo in grade school. 6. Taylor Swift and Her Mom Taylor says her mom, Andrea, is one of the biggest influences in her life. Check out the major family resemblance here. View Slideshow
Jesus take the wheel! Woman Admits To Letting Husband Move In His Mistress Before Double-Homicide A Maryland woman’s double homicide admission is making national headlines. Ann Anastasi recently plead guilty to plotting and executing a plan to murder her husband and his mistress after she allowed the other woman to move into their home. Authorities report that Anastasi killed Anthony Anastasi, 40, and 25-year-old Jaqueline Riggs with help from her 13-year-old daughter and her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend Gabriel Struss. (Wait…..what?!) Struss is accused of the actual murders; shooting Anthony and stabbing Jaqueline. Police believe Riggs was involved with both the wife and the husband. NBC Washington reports: A woman who prosecutors say was in a love triangle with her husband and their live-in mistress pleaded guilty to her role in their slayings. The Anne Arundel County state’s attorney’s office said in a statement that 43-year-old Ann Anastasi pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree murder Wednesday. On Oct. 5, 2015, police found 40-year-old Anthony Anastasi Jr. fatally shot and 25-year-old Jacqueline Riggs stabbed to death in the basement of the home they shared with Ann Anastasi in Lothian, Maryland. Prosecutors say the three were in a relationship, but Riggs and Anthony Anastasi moved together into the basement. Investigators say Ann Anastasi plotted with her 13-year-old daughter and the girl’s boyfriend, 18-year-old Gabriel Struss, to kill Anthony Anastasi and Riggs. Struss pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in June. During their investigation, police found text messages among all three suspects that referenced the killing of two people. According to the charging documents, Struss sent a text message to the teenage girl, telling her not to talk to the police or he would go to jail for life. In another message, the girl discussed taking the “fall” for the killings for Struss. The 13-year-old girl was charged with two counts of first-degree murder and accessory after the fact. Struss was charged with two counts each of first-degree murder, second-degree murder, conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, conspiracy to commit second-degree murder and the use of a firearm in the commission of a felony crime of violence. This case is crazy. What do YOU think should be the punishment for Ann Anastasi???
Keke Palmer is known for being open and honest about literally everything. She really is just a gift that way. She never holds back, she’s always a delight, and honestly, we’re just so glad that the world worked out in a way that we get to experience her wondrousness firsthand. For her latest act of greatness, Keke took it upon herself to defend none other than Kylie Jenner. See, our girl got a little upset after seeing this meme of Kylie that had been making the rounds: The meme shows Kylie back in 2012, when she was just 15 years old, before all the changes she’s made to her looks. Back then, according to the photo, people used to say “Kylie’s so ugly! Why can’t she just grow up?” It shows that photo beside a current photo of Kylie, one that showcases all her (alleged!) surgical enhancements . But the new Kylie apparently has people saying “Ew, Kylie’s so fake! What happened to her?” Yes, it seems like poor Kylie, in the eyes of many, has always been in a sort of “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation when it comes to her appearance . That’s awful. And Keke simply will not stand for it. She shared the meme, and along with it, she shared this lengthy but heartfelt message: After Trump’s win, I really was convinced that we have become so obsessed with making things appear to be real than needing them to actually BE real. AKA: Reality [television emoji] , that’s the gag. Reality television is based off of the desire WE HAVE to see non scripted shows that MIMIC reality, “false things appearing real” that’s the ART of it, how they can make us THINK it is. And many social media platforms support that same thing. We have settled for knock off truth in our actual reality because it’s socially acceptable to lie for likes. Looking at this photo above I couldn’t help but stop dead in my tracks because even though I do feel like this family sets an example that it’s good to change for societies affection, how can you blame them? We don’t think that this young woman deserves the attention she receives because of the message it sends but we don’t even think about the fact that for years the whole world damn near agreed that she was ugly. A CHILD, that girl was a child and she was bullied and named ugly, and not as a character but as HERSELF … And unlike some that experience such ridicule she had the $$$ to change, she “fixed” what the world said was broken and it worked! Now you are mad that it was that easy? When the generation has already been force fed to love things that are false and appear as real. We are confused! So many of us on who we should be and how we should act, who we should like and how we should pursue them. It’s all been brought to another level because being fraudulent is our countries most popular trend. If only we could accept one another instead of bullying each other into change. We wouldn’t be so confused or misunderstanding all of these mixed messages that ultimately tell us to trade attention for respect and love for possession. We could instead let our differences TEACH us something new instead of walking around looking, acting and being the same. WE DIFFERENT FOR A REASON. Preach, Keke. Preach. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths