In an exciting turn of events, Mischa Barton, the girl from the OC, who you probably remember jerking off to when she played the dead vomiting girl in “The Sixth Sense” because it reminded you of every girl you poisoned for sex….because it was the only way you could get sex….is in a bikini… I call this back from the dead, or almost dead, when she was 45 pounds fatter, a whole lot sadder, medicating herself…into something I called the Mischa Barton Death watch…there was a short period of time where all these girls from Lohan to Britney to a few others could have swung either way… I guess they chose life…because whining about life when you’re a fucking celebrity who had a hit show and now lots of money and access by the age of 25 is pretty entitled, spoiled and obnoxious… You want real suicide, try working a real job at minimum wage where no one respects you and you’re so exhausted because you can barely pay off debt…have some real problems you brat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Angelica Bridges may be 100 fucking years old…but she still has nipples…unlike Angelina Jolie..who cut those fuckers off because she’s rich, married and it’s better than having cancer… She was in Baywatch in 1997. She hasn’t done anything since…except maybe playboy and sex with a handful of rockstars as theese 45 year old women do… She represents a period of time where the USA had Glamour models like the UK, but thanks to instagram…all that fake tit, fake face shit, is filtered and from girls in your own backyard… We don’t need Playboy and other men’s magazines casting these idiots…we can find them our damn selves on the popular page.. This seems like total normal 45 year old woman behavior…if that 45 year old woman is craving as much attention as she can get as a 45 year old…who you should be totally disgusted by..but age is just a number and in some cases menopause and asset….I mean this isn’t a typical 45 year old…this is one who knows what needs to get done…and what her worth is and has stuck to it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post 45 Year Old Angelica Birdges in the Ocean of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts.. Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know… My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far… I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes.. Boring… The post Bella Thorne for Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
10 Things From Beyoncé’s “Lemonade” That Are Likely To Excite The #BeyHive Well ladies, gentlemen and followers of her majesty Beysus Christ , the day is finally here. A great many of you lost your collective s#!t last week when Beyoncé released an extended trailer to her artsy-fartsy HBO film “Lemonade” which debuts tonight. While the minute-long trailer definitely fanned the flames, no one still has any real idea what the hell this thing is all about. Is it a cohesive movie? A documentary?? Are there scenes of her and Jay Z dressed in onesies reenacting old Destiny’s Child videos??? WHO KNOWS?! What we do know is what we’d LIKE to see. Flip the page to see 10 things that will probably have our Twitter timeline buzzin’ with #BeyHive mania. Image via Instagram/WENN/Splash/HBO
10 Things From Beyoncé’s “Lemonade” That Are Likely To Excite The #BeyHive Well ladies, gentlemen and followers of her majesty Beysus Christ , the day is finally here. A great many of you lost your collective s#!t last week when Beyoncé released an extended trailer to her artsy-fartsy HBO film “Lemonade” which debuts tonight. While the minute-long trailer definitely fanned the flames, no one still has any real idea what the hell this thing is all about. Is it a cohesive movie? A documentary?? Are there scenes of her and Jay Z dressed in onesies reenacting old Destiny’s Child videos??? WHO KNOWS?! What we do know is what we’d LIKE to see. Flip the page to see 10 things that will probably have our Twitter timeline buzzin’ with #BeyHive mania. Image via Instagram/WENN/Splash/HBO
Iggy Azalea Explains The Dumbazz Excuse She Stopped Rocking Her Engagement Ring Just a few days ago, TMZ caught dirty dog Nick Young’s fiancee Iggy Azalea at the airport. She wasn’t sporting that 10.43 carat diamond rock on her finger, that’s for sure! A couple of weeks ago, Iggy explained that her and Nick Young are still an item, despite the incriminating video of him talking about cheating on the star. When TMZ asked Iggy about not flaunting her ring this is what she had to say… Because it doesn’t go with your outfit?? GIRL BYYYYYE. Do you believe a word of it or do you think they’re both saving face??
Iggy Azalea Explains The Dumbazz Excuse She Stopped Rocking Her Engagement Ring Just a few days ago, TMZ caught dirty dog Nick Young’s fiancee Iggy Azalea at the airport. She wasn’t sporting that 10.43 carat diamond rock on her finger, that’s for sure! A couple of weeks ago, Iggy explained that her and Nick Young are still an item, despite the incriminating video of him talking about cheating on the star. When TMZ asked Iggy about not flaunting her ring this is what she had to say… Because it doesn’t go with your outfit?? GIRL BYYYYYE. Do you believe a word of it or do you think they’re both saving face??
The Internet Vs. Stacey Dash (AGAIN) Hated Republican cyborg Stacey Dash has Black Twitter (and everyone else with sense) in a tizzy after loud and dead wrong comments about Prince and race that sparked widespread slander (and outrage) across social media. Hit the flip for the latest well-deserved Stacey Dash dragging.
Student Dies After High School Fight Over A Boy A teenage girl has died after getting jumped by several girls in her class over a juvenile argument. A fight broke out between the girl and another student in their high school bathroom before classes commenced for the day…eventually resulting in the girl’s passing after other girls jumped in and banged her head on the hard sink. Via MailOnline : A 16-year-old girl died after getting into a fight with another girl over a boy at a school in Delaware. Officials have not named the girl, but friends and sources close to the investigation identified her as Amy Inita Joyner-Francis, according to The News-Journal. Joyner-Francis was jumped by a gang of bullies in her school’s bathroom Thursday morning. Officials said the fight broke out around 8.15am before classes at Howard High School of Technology, a vocational school in Wilmington, Delaware. Students who witnessed the deadly scuffle said that the 16-year-old and another girl started fighting in one of the women’s bathrooms over a boy, when a gang of other girls jumped the victim. At one point, someone banged her head on a sink, according to witnesses who spoke with 6ABC. Kaya Wilson was in a stall when the fight broke out and spoke with the local news station after leaving school. ‘She was fighting a girl, and then that’s when all these other girls started banking her -like jumping her – and she hit her head on the sink,’ Wilson said. The victim was flown to A.I. DuPont Children’s Hospital in critical condition, where she was later pronounced dead.The cause of death has not been confirmed News media outlets quoted Police Chief Bobby Cummings as saying that two female students were taken to police headquarters for questioning. Absolutely ridiculous! We know kids fight…this is something they have done since school was invented. But it’s nothing short of a tragedy and a shame that this young girl had to lose her life over something they all probably would have forgotten about in a month if things hadn’t gone so far… Truly sad. ABC 6 / Instagram
Ariel Winter has tits….despite cutting off her tits and she wants you to know she’s still got tits despite cutting off her tits…because she’s chubby and chubby girls can sometimes have big tits…at least the lucky chubby girls….because a fate worse than death is being a fat chick with no tits…it makes you have no redeeming factor…in this case, the 18 year old had too much tit, wanted them to be reshaped and made to be manageable tit, tit that she can still show off for her fans who have been watching her tits grow to abnormal sizes since she was prepubescent…sitcom watchers are weird…and I think she’s proving that tit lives matter, even when for a while, we thought she murdered the fuckers.. I care zero about this girl…not my kind of body, look, vibe, anything…so to me she’s just the titty monster. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
