I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jada Pinkett-Smith Explains Her Arrangement With Will Jada Pinkett-Smith sat down with Howard Stern and once again touched on the much-rumored about open relationship between her and Will . While many have accused the couple of being swingers, she explains that even though she isn’t policing Will and he’s free to do what he wants with whomever he wants , she ultimately trusts his integrity and knows that he wouldn’t do anything he felt the need to be ashamed of. “You gotta trust who you’re with, and at the end of the day, I’m not here to be anybody’s watcher… I’m not his watcher. He’s a grown man. Here’s what I trust: I trust that the man that Will is is a man of integrity. He’s got all the freedom in the world, and as long as Will can look at himself in the mirror and be OK, I’m good.” Interesting stance. But the thing is…plenty of married men can look themselves in the mirror JUST FINE after stepping out on their marriage! But if it works for them… She also admits that the couple got married far too young, and would never encourage her kids to do the same…but says things worked out because of the type of partners they are to each other. Take a listen: What do you think? Could you come to this type of understanding in your own relationship?
Family Beats Teen Into Delivering Stillborn, Burns Remains A family assaulted a 14-year-old relative upon finding out that she had been raped by another one of their family members and had become pregnant. Via MailOnline : A 14-year-old sexual assault victim impregnated by a family member was beaten by other family members to deliver a still-born baby who then took the remains and burned them on a charcoal grill, prosecutors claim. The un-named victim was repeatedly assaulted between January and March 2013 when she eventually gave birth to a still born baby at the house in Pleasant Grove in Dallas, Texas. Prosecutors allege that Cedric Jones, 27, Sharon Jones, 45, Cecilia McDonald, 25 and Lonnell McDonald, 27, were all involved in charges of ‘engaging in organised criminal activity’ following the alleged assault, who according to court documents, are being held on a bond of $150,000 each. According to court documents, the young girl told Dallas police that she was sexually assaulted by a member of her family in August 2102, but did not report the abuse because she was ’embarrassed’. The suspects discovered the girl was pregnant in January 2013 and began attempts of forcing the victim to abort her baby. The family allegedly sought to conceal the pregnancy and dispose of the baby, in fear that Dallas Child Protective services would come and remove other children from the home upon hearing about the teen’s initial assault. Determined to end her pregnancy, one of the women force-fed the girl multiple birth-control hormones and home remedies, before resulting to even more extreme measures: According to an affidavit Sharon Jones is alleged to have given the girl ‘multiple doses’ of birth control pills as well as emergency contraception pills and cinnamon tablets. When the pills failed to abort the baby, Cecilia McDonald is accused of pinning the girl down while Lonnell McDonald ‘repeatedly bounced up and down’ on the girl as well as kicking her. The final assault, according to one witness who accompanied the girl to police, lasted six hours. It is alleged that the suspects wanted to dispose of the body in case Dallas Child Protective Services came and took away other children from the house because of the initial sexual assault on the victim. The attack continued until the girl started bleeding heavily and delivered a stillborn baby about two hours later. The affidavit claims the infant’s body was then burned on a charcoal grill. It is claimed that Sharon Jones paid Cedric Jones $25 to ‘take care of the rest of it’, dumping the remains in an unknown location. Disgusting. Hopefully they are all placed under the jail. Dallas County Jail
Anyone who has dated a girl who has a sister, and possibly some of you who have sisters, will know that sister fetishes are a totally normal thing… This can include wanting to see sisters go at each other…like a couple of lesbians showing off the moves their dad taught them to entertain his bowling team buddies…you know just masturbating together for attention because girls love attention… It can also include wanting to fuck the sister of the girl you’re fucking, even if she’s not as hot, not that you ever end up with the hot sister, loser…because fucking girls from the same family…seems bad… Making these Hadid Sisters…milking the attention they are getting…touching each other…like their media / fame whore / money grubbing Los Angeles based family taught them….and I find it hot…because 2 are better than 1…. The post Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know Kate Hudson isn’t quite as talented in the funbag department as some of the other hotties I post on this site, but you’ve got to admit she’s still looking pretty cute for a 36-year-old mom. Here she is giving the paps a peek at her sexy stomach and stems leaving her trailer on the set of her new movie, and if this is a preview of coming attractions, I can’t wait to watch this thing on mute on an airplane in a couple months. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’d never heard of Hanna Edwinson before this, but I’m betting we’ll be hearing a lot more from her in the future, because the girl definitely knows how to rock a pair of Daisy Dukes. And between that and an Instagram filled with hot selfies I can creep, that’s all I really look for in a hottie. So if Hanna keeps this up, she could become my next future ex-wife pretty soon. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled to hear it. » view all 14 photos
Tensions were already simmering on MTV, but things officially reached the “Boiling Point” on multiple fronts on Teen Mom Season 11 Episode 9 . Tempers flared among each of the fab four last night, for various reasons. The episode featured a blowout fight in Vegas, a car crash that led to concerns over children’s safety, and plenty of mother-daughter tension. Let’s break down what happened with each woman on Teen Mom: OG … Watch Teen Mom Season 11 Episode 9 Online Picking up where things left off last week, the newly-engaged Amber Portwood and Matt Baier went to Las Vegas to celebrate that. Or just life. In any case, someone was staring at her and she became anxious at dinner, leading Matt to declare that she’s a different girl with cameras on. That didn’t go over well. Amber got pissed. Matt reiterated his point. “It’s so f–ked up that you would even say that about me,” Amber told Matt Baier , incredulous at his allegations. “That I change for the cameras.” “Grow up! Can you do that for the cameras?” Matt responded. Speaking of being a different person in front of the cameras … Matt evidently flipped the f–k out and punched a wall in the couple’s hotel room. MTV personnel weren’t around to catch that, but it was bad, so … the duo went to see a psychic to see if they could salvage their relationship. Obviously. At the end of an INTENSE session, Amber and Matt were told, “There is no right path or wrong path … just the path you choose.” Wow. This wasn’t a contrived, nonsense storyline or anything. Far more serious was Maci Bookout’s car accident , which left the pregnant mom of Bentley without serious injuries but very much rattled. When her Jeep ran into a car with a blown-out tire, the pregnant Maci’s car flipped three times with Bentley on board. That sounds horrifying. The worst of it, though, was Maci learning that her baby daddy Ryan Edwards was also involved in serious car accident, but … he no currrrr . Ryan admitted he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, and when Maci asked him if Bentley sits in a car seat, Ryan said, “Sometimes, not all the time.” “When I don’t have one, it’s not a big deal …. when I was his age, I didn’t wear one. The law says you gotta, but I don’t really push the issue.” Wow. Ryan Edwards: Father of the Year 2015 nominee. View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Over on the Farrah Abraham front, she and her mom Debra wanted to revamp their Italian pepper sauce business (seriously) at a convention. We could not make that plot point up if we tried, THGers. Given her lucrative new career pursuits ( it’s not a porn, it’s a sex tape , we know), Farrah was not exactly thrilled about the old family business. The fact that her mom is involved makes her more heated than any pepper sauce. It’s clear there is some deep distrust between these two. “Even if we did have an agreement, I really don’t think things would change between ourselves,” Farrah told her mom. “I’ve already tried to help.” “I don’t think I’m the proper help for you … and I’m not going to be around somebody who thinks everything is right their way and doesn’t listen.” When Farrah’s dad told her she didn’t have to work with her mom professionally if she didn’t want to, well, Deb was very far from pleased. So, so awkward and dysfunctional. Explains a lot, really. Catelynn Lowell was also growing upset in a different way – with worry, about her weight, in advance of her upcoming wedding to Tyler Baltierra. When she was unable to get her dress over her boobs, which are understandably larger having just had a baby, poor Cate was pretty upset. Tyler was not helping by urging his girl to lose the weight. “You’re horrible! When you say things that makes me not want to do it even more,” a frustrated Cate said in response to his “encouragement.” Fortunately, they talked things out and were soon okay. “I’m sorry, babe,” Tyler said, in keeping with the Tyler fans who watch Teen Mom online have come to know, love and respect over the years. “I can’t wait! You’re going to be beautiful no matter what.” View Slideshow: Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra: Through the Years
The entertainment industry is just one fucking cheesy lie….filled with people used to sell product to idiots consumers who think they are amazing…for no reason other than being marketed aggressive to their weak fucking minds… So these puppets all stick together because it is important for their own careers…and Taylor Swift, who for the record I do find hot and slutty…because well…she’s tall and skinny and a slut…who knows how to brain wash the masses, which is hot in and of itself…and has become the biggest fucking thing in the industry,..leading to a bunch of latch ons to participate in her bullshit…to help make it the biggest thing…that I guess Billboard paid for the exclusive of, because they had a really low grade award show that premiered this shit… Anyway…this is what is happening in pop culture right now…every “it” person and pig Lena Dunham…in leather..set to a shitty fucking song…..not fun…but pretty fucking gangster of Kendrick Lamar…like selling drugs in the streets…only way fucking gayer… Fuck this noise… Here she is Kissing Calvin Harris…Who Used to Fuck Rita Ora…because Hollywood is Herpes Filled Incest.. The post Taylor Swift’s New Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t watch comedy shows because I don’t believe in laughter..which is probably why I am not very funny, but I’ve been told countless times that Louis CK is the most interesting to watch because he shits on the human condition which is something I like doing…but with far less success… But I saw this video in my Facebook feed last night…and it was some scandal around SNL monologue and figured “how bad could this be”…since SNL is a pile of shit that hasn’t been funny…since the 70s… That said, the scandal was that he did a bit on child molesters in the 70s, which everyone who grew up in the 70s can relate to, where the child molesters were obvious about child molesting, whether they were teachers or bus drivers…parents were just different then and didn’t believe you if you told them your teacher tried to shove their cock down your throat…or they would say you deserved it if your teacher spanked you…it was insane.. Also, the girl or guy who wasn’t molested when their friend or sister was by the molester…did get a complex… And lastly, child molesters…do really love child molesting, that’s why they molest kids because they know the outcome of molesting a kid when they get caught…and their vision is cloudy like when you fuck a hooker without a condom and you know “I shouldn’t do this but I love doing this… So what’s the fucking problem…it is what it is..and if anything this is one of the best thing I’ve seen televised…so stop your fucking holier than thou bitching…it’s like people who freak out about AIDS jokes and Rape jokes in public but you know behind the scenes love that shit… Point being..this is great. The post The Louis CK SNL Monologue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lena Dunham has no shame. We don’t say this because the actress often shows her boobs and her body on HBO’s Girls. We say it because she bought the Kim Kardashian selfie book ! And she then showed off her purchase on social media! “selfie with selfish #yeahiboughtit (I support experiments in female identity exploration/am a student of pop culture/will not be shamed),” Dunham wrote as a caption to the above image. It’s hard to believe she truly thinks a book of Kim Kardashian selfies is truly an “experiment in female identity exploration,” but perhaps Dunham just wants to support a fellow controversial author. Dunham herself came under some fire for “Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She’s Learned,” but it was a very different kind than the backlash Kim has received. Most people just think Kardashian is a vain, self-centered dolt who is asking people to pay money for photos they can just find online. Dunham, meanwhile, was accused of sexual molesting her sister after sharing a story about the siblings in the pages of her memoir. So, yeah. Like we said: slightly different controversies here. Will you be purchasing the the Kim Kardashian selfies book? If so, we have one basic question for you: WHY??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow: 29 WTF Quotes From Lena Dunham’s New Book
