Natalia Udovenko….is in some META Playboy shoot…where she’s reading a PLAYBOY whilst naked, lip out….like Playboy used to be before the son took over and confusingly decided to make the magazine non nude…even though it generated billions of dollars in revenues starting back in the 1950s as a nude magazine…a totally misguided move that we can assume happened when HEF was having some demential episode…..”You know all these years, this empire I built off naked chicks, let’s reinvent ourselves as some bullshit men’s magazine, in an era where NUDITY IS FUCKING everywhere, let’s be different and CLOTHE THE BITCHES”….insane really…but I guess better than turning it into a gay porn site cuz market research showed that gays love buying porn cuz they don’t have kids to spend their money on…. I know they backtracked and made the move back to nudity, case in point with these pics, but how fucking dumb was that whole thing…right….so fucking dumb that’s how dumb…. I guess when looking at this shoot of Natalia Udovenko…who I know nothing about…you care very little about what I have to say, so I’ll just move along now… The post Natalia Udovenko Naked on the Beach With the Vagina Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Doutzen-Kroes-@doutzen-•-Instagram-photos-and-videos.mp4 Doutzen Kroes is still living…or self promoting…in effort to keep her boyfriend, a DJ, interested in the bitch who shat out his kids and who probably annoys the fuck out of him when he’s out there DJing and she’s back at home leaving all the mom duty to her hired help because she’s a model and models aren’t capable of doing anything that invlolves actual effort…they used to think that was weakness from not eating, but as it turns out they are just entitled cunts who rely on their looks and have everything spoon fed to them….even when they get fired from Victoria’s Secret and need to fend for themselves…they still position like they aren’t old, over the hill, or last weeks kitchen garbage…you know THROWN OUT LAST WEEK and still festering….because their egos won’t let them…but I am confident that deep in their souls they know they aren’t shit…. The post Doutzen Kroes Still Living of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taylor Swift, in her attempt to be hot, put on a pair of shorts cuz she knows that she’s got long legs…and long legs are meant to be stared at if you’ve got them….sexualizing herself as she has so many times before…but in public instead of in private as she normally does, where she fills herself or the void in her soul and between her legs with any dudes she can to try to come up with catchy new lyrics for her shitty fucking music that works because society is fucking simplistic and stupid and understands what broken hearts feel like…even if Taylor Swift doesn’t have a heart…she’s some reptilian snake out there tainting all of our lives… POINT being…. She’s figured out in these years of having exploited herself for her craft…making her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars basically exploiting the listener without them knowing….that it’s probably wise to cover your cunt when in shorts as you get out of the car for the paparazzi…because when you’ve fucked as much as Taylor…it’s easy to get things…like SHORTS…lost up there… USE THE PURSE…instead of the VAGINA that is her actual purse since it has made her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars…because without it…she’d have nothing to write dumb songs I fucking hate…about… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Avoiding her Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sophie Turner Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame….or maybe Jonas brother’s fame…I mean Game of Thrones Fame…cuz the majority of people watch that shit and know her from that..while I just sit here keeping tract of the penis that enters the vagina and judge her accordingly…like a white insecure dude finding out his girl has fucked at least one black guy…that always THROWS off the relationship…and is forever in the back of his mind as he tries to fuck her…. I am a firm believer that girls should be judged by the penis they put in them, because the penis they put in them is a direct reflection of how they view themselves…because women, even the sluts, are very selective in who they put in them…..they don’t just put anyone in them…even if it seems like they do….there is some criteria met and through careful analysis you can figure it all out….not that you should waste your time doing that…but to some of us it just comes natural without any thought…so we do it… Point being, I hate any show with dragons and wizards in it… I also hate that Sophie Turner only wears ONE Piece bathing suits…like she’s the new Taylor Swift….only less disgusting…. I just wonder what’s wrong with her body that it is always in a one-piece….maybe it’s a Modest is the Hottest mormon thing…cuz I do remember when the Jonas Bros were virgins with purity rings in the media….back when they dated that bitch from the Twilight Saga….Vampires another thing I don’t fuck with…. I’m assuming she’s got a Tattoo of the Jonas Brothers across her stomach, like the fan girl she is, now living the dream….cuz there’s gotta be something going on there..but what it is…remains a mystery…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I feel like I may have already posted these pics, talking about how lame the fucking world is in terms of creativity…it’s like they know they have some model, who is actually a well known model, willing to get naked, and they have to figure out how to spin it into being “art” so they see a market across the street and decide to style it with whatever produce they can find on sale, and they make the girl interact with the produce, as models do, in some dramatic and stupid way…while naked…in what I call lazy fucking work…the idea and execution likely took a solid 10 minutes…..the set up and idea happened 15 minutes before the shoot…and it’s obvious and maybe they dragged it out through the day since they were paying her, or since she blocked out the time…but the concept…is fucking weak. I mean sure seeing any naked chick doing anything is worth looking at, but it is all just the same fucking thing over and over again, I’d like to see these people who get paid well, and are considered artists or geniuses or the best at what they do…come up with something…anything…that makes me say…”Oh…that was good”… Instead it’s like “that was lame, desperate, lacked effort, concept, vision, story”… How are people not stepping it up…and the worst thing is they probably all play this off like it’s awesome…like the creative directors are like “Brilliant, genius, amazing”…like they don’t even know it’s a joke…they actually think it’s good. I don’t get it….but I guess that aspect of the nude shoot is what makes the nude shoot hilarious…the people behind it don’t know it’s a joke… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Rob Carr / Getty Beyonce and Michelle Obama’s friendship makes us smile from the depths of our hearts. Our forever First Lady was just as thrilled watching Homecoming as we were and took to Instagram to praise Bey for the inspiring Netflix documentary. “Hey queen! Girl, you have done it again. Constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. I’d say I’m surprised, but I know who you are. I’ve seen it up close and personal. Girl, you make me so proud, and I love you,” Michelle Obama said. “I also love that your new Netflix film Homecoming is informed by the black leaders, thinkers, and poets who’ve paved the way for folks like us. I love that it’s both a celebration and a call to action. And I love that you’re using this film to inspire the next generation of history makers and record breakers who’ll run the world in the next years ahead. So to you my dear friend, I just want to say: Keep telling the truth, because you can do it in a way that no one else can.” See it, below: View this post on Instagram So proud of my girl! The Queen has done it again. @Beyonce, thank you for always living your truth. #BeyonceHomecoming A post shared by Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on Apr 18, 2019 at 10:18am PDT RELATED STORIES: Beyoncé’s ‘Homecoming’ Is A Stunning Celebration Of Black Culture & Black Bodies Beyoncé Dropped A Cover Of ‘Before I Let Go,’ Black Twitter Finna Go BBQ Later
Source: BreCreative Media / BreCreative Media You know what’s better than a girl’s trip? A girl’s retreat! And this July (July 25-28), members of The Baddie Brunch and The B is for Boss will join forces for “Baddies and Bosses Take Cancun,” a networking retreat in Cancun, Mexico for ambitious millennial women of color! Take a break from your boss life and treat yourself to a relaxing vacation where you and other Baddies and Bosses can celebrate, collaborate, slay and socialize while drinking margaritas by the beach or pool. This three-day all-inclusive getaway will instantly become the vacation of a lifetime as the whole experience has been curated specifically by and for black women between the ages of 21-35. While the itinerary is yours to personalize, there will be group dinners, mixers, a boat party and a relaxing spa day where you and your girl gang can recharge, regroup and be ready to take your careers to the next level. You’ll leave with a renewed sense of self, a refreshed vibe and stronger friendships that’ll last a lifetime. You don’t want to miss it! For more information on this unforgettable experience, visit: https://www.baddiesandbosses.com/ RELATED STORIES: Here’s Why Your Self-Care Regimen Needs A Female Empowerment Retreat HELLO WORLD: The Reinvention Of São Paulo
Source: Paras Griffin / Getty Reginae Carter And YFN Lucci Breakup Over A Tweet? An on-again/off-again couple’s apparently ALL the way back off. Reginae Carter and YFN Lucci who previously broke up in February before reconciling can’t seem to keep their spats off of social media. This time, Lucci tweeted about someone he called “this girl” who told him she doesn’t feel safe around him. “This girl said I don’t make her feel safe,” wrote Lucci with crying laughing emojis. “U should leave me then because your life is wayyyyy more important than this relationship,” he added. Reginae then responded on her own Twitter with a tweet about “eliminating what doesn’t help you evolve.” pic.twitter.com/TxpNROcKPY — Love me (@reginae_carter1) April 11, 2019 She then told someone she didn’t have a clap back and instead would just block them instead. “Today I have no clap backs… you’re simply getting blocked #imtired.” Today I have no clap backs .. you’re simply getting blocked #imtired — Love me (@reginae_carter1) April 11, 2019 Good for you, sis. What do YOU think about Reginae and YFN Lucci seemingly splitting again? View this post on Instagram I think about you when I'm riding dirty Said I love you for I left, I hope you heard me Case I never make it back, I hope you heard me @colormenae A post shared by I_AM_LUCCI (@yfnlucci) on Dec 31, 2018 at 3:22pm PST More on the flip.
2019 has been one wild and crazy ride for Jordyn Woods, huh? When the year began, she was mostly known as Kylie Jenner’s best friend, and, well, that was it. She got some love from Kylie’s younger, more obsessed fans, and she’d started getting some gigs on her own, but the majority of people wouldn’t recognize her without Kylie by her side. Then Tristan Thompson went and turned everything upside down. We’re still not entirely sure what happened because we’ve heard so many different versions of this story, but the gist of it is that Jordyn and Tristan had some kind of interaction that was more than friendly . Some say that they were spotted making out in a club, others say they’d been hooking up for months before they got caught back in February. Jordyn herself has said that all that happened was that Tristan gave her a peck on the lips at a party . Whatever happened, it was enough for Khloe Kardashian to dump Tristan for good . It was also enough for the entire Kardashian/Jenner family to dump Jordyn. Yep, most reports have been saying that the whole gang, even Kylie, doesn’t want anything to do with her anymore. And we all know that Khloe has gone as far as too publicly slam her several times . On top of that, you have so many people who have been keeping up with all the gossip calling her a homewrecker. It’s got to be a difficult time to be Jordyn Woods. Or at least, that’s what we’d imagine. As it turns out, Jordyn is doing pretty well these days! That’s what she’s saying in her latest Instagram post, anyway. She shared this photo of herself looking all pretty and happy in a swimsuit, and her caption sure was interesting. She kicked it off by saying that she was on a “morning swim,” but then she got to the good stuff. “Sometimes you have to take a step back to remind yourself how blessed you are to wake up and see another day,” she wrote. And her followers had a whole lot of feelings about that statement. “If you continue to be happy and smiling,” one of them advised, “you would grow to be a bigger celebrity than Kylie.” “My sis cut the dead weight and is out here FLOURISHING,” another exclaimed. One person told her “I’m so happy you pushed through all the bullying. You’re so young and mistakes happen!” There were so, so many comments about how great she looks, how great she’s doing now, just lots of really positive little things. Then there were the comments like “You are nothing without KJ.” “I would have beat the sh-t out of you after all Kylie has done for you!!!!” someone said. Another critical comment read “Still can’t blow off the fact she could’ve hooked up with any guy, but she chose her bffs sisters man.” “That’s a fake ass bisssssh if I eva did see one.” So as you can see, opinions are still greatly divided about this girl. Thankfully, she seems to be moving on from all of this, no matter what people think of her. View Slideshow: Jordyn Woods: Who is Kylie Jenner’s BFF (and Khloe’s Home-Wrecker)?! And hey, she really does look phenomenal.
Source: SAUL LOEB / Getty Ain’t over… Trump Claims “Total Exoneration” After Inconclusive Mueller Report Once again, Donald Trump is making a fool of himself online… Normally, we use our Sundays to clean, rest, or drink bottomless mimomas (depends on the day), but this past Sunday was anything but relaxing and refreshing. Robert Mueller’s investigation into whether or not the president criminally conspired with Russia to influence the 2016 election was inconclusive—and no. 45 couldn’t be happier about it. In case you missed it, the attorney general summarized Mueller’s report and in that memo, it’s clear that Trump has NOT been completely absolved of obstruction of justice. Though Mueller found no evidence that anyone associated with the Trump campaign colluded with Russia to manipulate the election, Trump wasn’t declared innocent: “The Special Counsel states that ‘while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it does not exonerate him.” With that said, you can understand how inaccurate it was for Trump to then claim “Complete and Total EXONERATION.” No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2019 According to the NY Times, Trump also commented: “So after a long look…after a long investigation, after so many people have been so badly hurt, after not looking at the other side, where a lot of bad things happened, a lot of horrible things happened, a lot of very bad things happened for our country, it was just announced there was no collusion with Russia — the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.” “This was an illegal takedown that failed. And hopefully somebody’s going to be looking at the other side,” he added, according to the site. We’re still waiting to read Mueller’s full report for ourselves, but for now see the bumb azz SUMMARY of the report here .
