I think I am in love with Shay Mitchell. Sure I have never met her, but I am being drawn in by her ethnically ambiguous nice tan and skinny legs and hot body, coupled with her Canadian who escaped our socialist regime, slowly on the takeover, so that you Americans have no idea when everyone running your media and TV shows are from Canada, pushing out communist agenda on you, like healthcare….and maple syrup… And with being in love with Shay Mitchell, I have decided to never sext another girl, never fuck another girl, divorce my wife, even though she pays my rent, and taking my divorce settlement of 50 dollars to hitchhike to Los Angeles…where I will attend the secret Canadians in LA social groups, where they discuss the takeover, only to move in on her, and ask her to be my Valentine. Seriously…she’s amazing…but I may just be blinded by her vagina being pressed against the back of a girls head…cuz it means she likes head…and so do I…we are so the same…we are one…Jesus Shay Mitchell Martinez.
So the punk band Dead Kennedy’s had a concert and this girl decided to let some dude eat her out on stage while the band performed…If you consider the Dead Kennedy’s the Dead Kennedys without Jello Biafra…. Despite hating large gatherings of people, I’ve been to punk shows, I used to go to a lot of punk shows, I am sure I’ve seen so much fucking worst than this, but it was pre internet, I was on drugs and drunk, so I don’t remember…same thing goes for raves, I have been to raves, and saw equally ridiculous shit….and music festivals…people get fucked up and take advantage of the audience to be wild and crazy and get caught up in the moment…but I guess I’m old as fuck, don’t leave my house, and it was pre-internet…and didn’t go viral on reddit…but it does now…thank god for that… I guess this couple was too drunk to fuck….
Have we been asking the wrong question about Selena Gomez and her love life? Forget whether or not she’s dating Justin Bieber . Might the young singer be getting it on with DJ Zedd?!? The two have been spotted together a couple times over the past few weeks, and now an intimate photo of Selena on Instagram has the Internet buzzing. As posted above, it features the artist lounging around and laughing in bed while having a FaceTime conversation with the famous DJ. “Oh hi derrling…” – The Room,'” Zedd, captioned this bedroom pic, which features his mug in the top left corner. “#TheRoom #theRoom #THEroom #theROOM.” Gomez, meanwhile, also expressed her affection for DJ Zedd to her 21.4 million followers on Instagram. “Missing la and this punk, just a little tonight,” Gomez shared. “Shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!” Gomez and Zedd were captured on camera holding hands at a Golden Globes after-party last week, but an insider tells Us Weekly that it’s only business and friendship between the former Disney actress and “Stay The Night” hitmaker. “They are working together on her new album, so yeah, they have become close,” the sources says of Gomez and Zedd . “It’s nothing but a close friendship so far.” 18 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos 1. Selena Gomez: Sheer in Italy We’re in Italy here with Selena Gomez. And we’re big fans of what the singer is wearing!
Following yesterday’s NFC Championship game in which the Seattle Seahawks pulled off a thrilling overtime victory over the Green Bay Packers, Fox correspondent Erin Andrews received major backlash for what many considered to be an incompetent post-game interview with Seattle QB Russell Wilson. Esteemed New York Times columnist Richard Sandomir tweeted, “Russell Wilson threw FOUR INTs and the game-winning TD, Fox’s Erin Andrews asked about neither fact.” The criticism didn’t stop there, and it got personal once Arrow and Gossip Girl actress Katie Cassidy entered the fray. Andrews is dating Jaret Stoll of the LA Kings, who happens to be Cassidy’s ex-boyfriend. So perhaps it’s not surprising that Cassidy seized the opportunity to criticize Andrews, tweeting, “Seriously, why isn’t she doing her job?” Andrews and Chrissy Teigen are BFFs from way back, and the supermodel has never been one to shy away from online conflicts, so naturally, Chrissy rushed to her friend’s defense in epic fashion: “JOB [noun]: the work a person does regularly to make money,” Chrissy tweeted in a reply to Katie. “Alt: what Erin Andrews has. 2nd alt: what you don’t have. Bye!” Cassidy didn’t bother pointing out that she’s a regular on a network series. Instead she attempted to quietly back out of the tweet beef. Chrissy, of course, was having none of that, and the following exchange occurred: Cassidy : “@christineteigen @erinandrews God bless.” Teigen : “Didn’t sneeze, but thank you.” Cassidy : “No, but God should bless her” Teigen : “oh so now we’re being holy” Cassidy : “we always have been. welcome to the party!” Teigen : “Own it, I’ll take you seriously when you don’t simultaneously talk sh-t and preach the gospel.” It goes on that way, and Cassidy maintains that she’s “not talking sh-t” but considers it “interesting that Chrissy took it that way. We’ll probably never see a public resolution to this war of words, but it’s interesting that just one week after the Chrissy Teigen crying face went viral , the supermodel has once again captured the Internet’s attention. Say what you will about her obvious love of talking smack, the girl clearly gives her followers what they want! 17 Sizzling Chrissy Teigen Photos 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ.
Following yesterday’s NFC Championship game in which the Seattle Seahawks pulled off a thrilling overtime victory over the Green Bay Packers, Fox correspondent Erin Andrews received major backlash for what many considered to be an incompetent post-game interview with Seattle QB Russell Wilson. Esteemed New York Times columnist Richard Sandomir tweeted, “Russell Wilson threw FOUR INTs and the game-winning TD, Fox’s Erin Andrews asked about neither fact.” The criticism didn’t stop there, and it got personal once Arrow and Gossip Girl actress Katie Cassidy entered the fray. Andrews is dating Jaret Stoll of the LA Kings, who happens to be Cassidy’s ex-boyfriend. So perhaps it’s not surprising that Cassidy seized the opportunity to criticize Andrews, tweeting, “Seriously, why isn’t she doing her job?” Andrews and Chrissy Teigen are BFFs from way back, and the supermodel has never been one to shy away from online conflicts, so naturally, Chrissy rushed to her friend’s defense in epic fashion: “JOB [noun]: the work a person does regularly to make money,” Chrissy tweeted in a reply to Katie. “Alt: what Erin Andrews has. 2nd alt: what you don’t have. Bye!” Cassidy didn’t bother pointing out that she’s a regular on a network series. Instead she attempted to quietly back out of the tweet beef. Chrissy, of course, was having none of that, and the following exchange occurred: Cassidy : “@christineteigen @erinandrews God bless.” Teigen : “Didn’t sneeze, but thank you.” Cassidy : “No, but God should bless her” Teigen : “oh so now we’re being holy” Cassidy : “we always have been. welcome to the party!” Teigen : “Own it, I’ll take you seriously when you don’t simultaneously talk sh-t and preach the gospel.” It goes on that way, and Cassidy maintains that she’s “not talking sh-t” but considers it “interesting that Chrissy took it that way. We’ll probably never see a public resolution to this war of words, but it’s interesting that just one week after the Chrissy Teigen crying face went viral , the supermodel has once again captured the Internet’s attention. Say what you will about her obvious love of talking smack, the girl clearly gives her followers what they want! 17 Sizzling Chrissy Teigen Photos 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ.
Nick Young Caught Cheating On Iggy Azalea Just a few days after tongue-ing eachother down at the UCLA game, Iggy and Swaggy are on the rocks. Nick was allegedly spotted out in public leaving the bar with two randoms after a Lakers’ win last week — even letting one of the women push the classic Impala Iggy bought him for Christmas to their end destination. Via HollywoodLif e: Trouble in paradise? Nick Young was photographed getting cozy with two mystery girls after a victory on the court — is he cheating on Iggy Azalea? On Jan. 9, Nick was spotted after winning a b-ball game with the LA Lakers. After partying at Hooray Henry, Nick left with two women. He got into the car, that Iggy bought him for Christmas, and one of the girls actually got into the driver’s seat while he went in the back with the other girl! They arrived at a private residence and exited the car. Nick kept his hand on the small of one girl’s back the whole time while they walked inside. While we don’t know what went on inside, it’s not a stretch to say Nick was not being faithful to his girl Iggy — tsk tsk! Of course, Nick swears the story isn’t true and people just want to break him and his precious snowflake apart. But apparently that didn’t stop Iggy from kicking him to the couch while she figures out what’s going on for herself, as he told Twitter early Friday morning: Hmmmm…what do you think BOSSIP fam? Did Nick really let two skeezys break up his happy home?
Iggy’s Possibly Fake Booty Investigated It’s almost too easy to hate Iggy Azalea (for several valid reasons ) but you have to admit she’s an intriguing Rap villain who A) is hilariously delusional and B) refuses to be honest about her drool-worthy donk in today’s Iggy-obsessed society . Hit the flip for a must-see investigation into Iggy’s obsessed over booty.
Friday’s Hawaii Five-0 Season 5 Episode 11 saw Kono and Chin going undercover, delving into the world of black market art after a tourist was killed. Unwittingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh can lead to that, we’re told. But what did our heroes uncover, and what else went down on the hit CBS show? Watch Hawaii Five-0 Season 5 Episode 11 Online Hawaii Five-0 Season 5 Episode 11 kicked off with a family arriving in Hawaii for a vacation, and the father killed as he answers the door to his room. His carry-on bag is then stolen. McGarret learns that the father of the family has not had a job for a long time, making the family trip to Hawaii suspicious. The team believes the shooter was actually responsible for putting a stolen painting in the father of the family’s bag and then shooting him to reclaim it. The team also discovers that the stolen work is a Vincent van Gogh painting. Kono and Chen must go under cover in order to catch the art seller. While working the op, Jerry shows up and nearly blows their cover. Kono and Chen attend a private party as art buyers, but the art show turns out to be a stage heist, and Jerry manages to save the day for the team. It is ultimately revealed that Nicole was the real mastermind behind stealing all the paintings, which she sought to return to their real owners for a bounty. Meanwhile, Kamekona is upset that he was entered into a cook off against a famous chef, but ends up using an old unorthodox method from his prison days. How did he do, and what else went down on the islands this week? Follow the link to watch Hawaii Five-0 online and find out!
Kim Kardashian has opened up about her difficulties conceiving a second child. In late December, we reported that Kardashian has been upset over failed attempts to give North West a sibling, as she and Kanye West have allegedly been trying for nine months. And now, in an interview with The Daily Mail, Kim has confirmed that efforts thus far has been frustratingly fruitless. “It’s been more challenging to get pregnant the second time around,” Kardashian told the newspaper. “When you’re not planning it, it happens. It’s just how God works.” The reality star continued: “And when you want it so bad, it’s not happening.” Kardashian also said she has documented her struggles for Keeping Up with the Kardashians as a way to help other women in similar situations. In the first extended teaser for Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 10 , viewers see Kardashian talking to to sister Khloe about attempting to have a second kid. We also see Kim visiting a doctor. “I want a boy and another girl,” Ki recently told Elle UK. “I want it to start happening straight away. I loved being part of a huge family – and I want that for North. We’d do IVF if nothing happens, but we both want to keep trying naturally.” Kim Kardashian Instagram Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture This is a photo of Kim Kardashian’s cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We’re sure you already knew.
Naya Rivera Sings Ariana Grande Song On ‘Glee’ Looks like the Glee Writers felt like being messy this season. Just months after getting dumped by rapper Big Sean for petite pop princess Ariana Grande , Naya Rivera was forced to put on her Cheer-io’s uniform and sing “Problem” the duet that originally brought her ex-fiancee and his new boo together in the public eye. Damn homie. Via HollywoodLife : We know that Naya Rivera has moved on and is happily married now to Ryan Dorsey. However, we were shocked when we learned that on the premiere of Glee, Naya’s character, Santana was returning and performing a song by the girl her ex, Big Sean, moved on to — Ariana Grande! Naya gets back into her Cheerios uniform along with Dianna Agron, AKA Quinn and her on-screen love, Heather Morris, who plays Brittany, to perform Ariana’s song, “Problem.” This is absolutely insane — “Problem” is the first song that Ariana performed with Big Sean — and then they started dating! Yes, they’ve been friends for years, but still. Now this had to be completely uncomfortable for Naya — especially considering that Big Sean also released “IDFWU,” with translates to “I Don’t F–k with You” on Sept. 12, and then revealed a few days later on Sept. 26, “Obviously [‘IDFWU’] kind of is my situation.” Well it could have been worse…they could have had her do a New Directions-ified rendition of Big Sean’s middle finger to Naya, “IDFWU.”