Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn …As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex…. Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens…. Hey, I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site ) would this be possible?. xxx Shana Amazing….. Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness… So I got them in stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened…. Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening… GET THE SAME AWESOME stepSHIRTS THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BY CLICKING THIS LINK
I cannot even believe I am writing this right now. I don’t even know where to begin. First of all, we were not Beliebers from day one. We weren’t haters, but Justin was just like “that Justin Bieber kid” to us. We had wanted to see ‘Never Say Never’ when it was in theaters because we thought he was cute, and we were interested to see the story behind him. Dad was not going for it, so we just never ended up going to see it. Then it came to DVD, and mom rented it for us the day it released, May 11, 2011. That’s when our love for Justin began, and that’s also when I developed the passion to make Danica’s dream of meeting Justin come true. Click here to watch my video I made for Danica. Danica was struggling through a lot, and when that movie came out, it CHANGED our lives! We watched it for the first time, and we were BLOWN AWAY by his story! We just couldn’t get enough of it, so we made mom pay for an extra day of rental just so we could watch it 3 more times. Justin not taking “No” for an answer, not caring about what other people had to say, and just fighting straight through every obstacle – that is what changed our lives. We realized “he came from nothing, and look where he is now.” Never Say Never. I know people are probably like “that’s so cliche,” but it’s really true, especially NOW, I mean, WE MET JUSTIN DREW BIEBER! But I won’t skip ahead yet. When Born To Be Somebody played at the end of the movie, that was like Danica’s breaking point. That was when she realized, “Just because I’m losing my hair, that doesn’t mean I can’t fulfill my dream of being an actress. I can make a difference. I can be who I want to be whether I lose all of my hair, some of my hair.. I was born to be somebody.” From then on, Danica was like, “I want to meet Justin. I want to thank him. He really did change my life. It happened for the girls in the movie.” So of course, everyone’s first thought was, “You can’t just get up and say you want to meet Justin. That’s not as easy as you think, you know. How are you going to do that?” That’s when I made my Twitter account. Danica had no idea I even had a Twitter and what my username was. When Justin followed me, I couldn’t keep it a secret. I had to tell her. A month later, I uploaded the JBmeetDanica video with Danica’s story. I want to say: I didn’t make it because she was sick. I explained everything in the video, but I was trying to explain why Danica’s dream is what it is. I uploaded that video, and I had no idea of what would happen. I started tweeting the video all over Twitter. Then, I tweeted it to Adam Braun, and I woke up with a DM from him the next morning saying, “Good Job. I like it.” I was like freaking out. It also caught the attention of Michael Vargas, Dom (@radlife), Justin Alavi (@OtherJustin), Kuk Harrell and Mama Jan. 2012 was crazy. Justin had re-tweeted me twice, and both times, I didn’t even mention him. In August, Justin had a contest for his newest book ‘Just Getting Started,’ and I literally only tweeted “A” 7 times, choosing which picture I liked best. The next night, Justin tweeted “I’m about to announce the winners.” I got a tweet to my phone with my username and 9 others. I read it so fast, I honestly thought it was one of those F4F tweets. A week later we got the signed book in the mail, and we cried. He signed it with his full name, not just JB! #JBmeetDanica also trended for the first time that month, and it was INSANE, I couldn’t believe it! Then the countdown to Believe Tour had started and we didn’t have tickets to any shows because we couldn’t afford them . Louisville was 5 hours away so we convinced our parents to make the drive and hope for the best. We ended up being blessed with floor seats from one of the crew members. We can’t say who, but if he reads this, THANK YOU for being such a blessing in our lives! We didn’t get to meet Justin that night but the show was INCREDIBLE! I saw KENNY! I had jumped over chairs and everything to get to him because I just really wanted to hug him and see his beautiful smile. The show started and we felt like we were on top of the world. Justin just made us so happy. We couldn’t believe we were seeing him LIVE in person. Fast forwarding again, we counted down the days to Nashville, and again, we had no tickets because we couldn’t afford them. The week of the show, this is where our video above begins. Justin , if you’re reading this, THANK YOU for EVERYTHING. Thank you for being the inspiration that you are, changing our lives and inspiring Danica to keep fighting when she felt like she was at rock bottom. Thank you for insuring her that she was born to be somebody even if she loses all of her hair. Thank you for being so sweet in the M&G when our moment finally came. You always say, “I like that I can make them smile and forget about everything even it’s just for a few moments.” That’s what you did for Danica. I’ve never seen her smile as big as she smiled when she was in your arms. We just want you to know that we are so proud of you. You deserve to be where you are today, and we’re so incredibly proud. Last but not least, we appreciate you! You don’t always get the appreciation you deserve. Sometimes all of you hard work and dedication is taken for granted. We love you, we’re proud of you, and we truly appreciate you. Alfredo , if you ever read this, we tried to meet you twice, and unfortunately failed. We even had gifts for you: a “Swerve”/”Beastmode” beanie. Hopefully someday, we can finally meet, give you our gift, and get a crazy cute picture like we’ve always wanted. Scooter , we hate that we didn’t get to meet you. You always say, “It’s the siblings that inspire me,” so I’m hoping one day, I will finally get the chance to meet you and talk to you. Thank you for always being so positive! Thank you to everyone who was a part of making this happen! We will never be able to express how much this means to us! I finally got to see Danica smile in the arms of her inspiration. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! – My Twitter is now @JbMETdanica & @JDBinspiresDLP More: I cannot even believe I am writing this right now. I don’t…
No live music was played, but the Saturday afternoon premiere of Dave Grohl’s Sound City documentary — about the fabled-yet-scuzzy Van Nuys, CA recording studio of the same name where Nirvana , Neil Young , Fleetwood Mac, Rick Springfield , Rage Against the Machine and Fear recorded landmark albums — felt like an all-star rock concert. Fans stood on street corners near the Marc theater, where the film debuted, offering to purchase tickets from anyone with a spare, and the musical artists who turned out to watch the documentary, included former Creedence Clearwater frontman John Fogerty, Grohl’s former Nirvana bandmates Krist Novoselic (pictured on the right) and Pat Smear, Springfield and Stevie Nicks, most or all of whom are expected to play with Grohl in a live show later tonight on Main Street in Park City. Before the screening, Grohl called the film “the most important thing I’ve done artistically,” and at the Q&A session that followed the movie, noted that the digital revolution, which transformed music industry (and essentially killed Sound City, which did things the analog way) enabled him to become a filmmaker and tell the story of the recording studio’s rightful place in rock ‘n’ roll history. “I made a movie. It’s shocking, really,” Grohl said. “Next, I’ll be flying your plane to Dulles.” Grohl and Sound City got an enthusiastic standing ovation at the end, and the people in the audience around me seemed to really be rocking out to a segment that has the surviving members of Nirvana playing with former Beatle Paul McCartney . The part of the movie that rocked my world, however, was when Grohl performed the gritty “The Man That Never Was,” with Springfield. Like a number of other performances, the song, which was co-written by Springfield, Grohl and others was recorded on Sound City’s fabled Neve console, which the Foo Fighter bought for his own 606 Studios when Sound City closed its doors as a commercial recording business in 2011. Grohl said these songs will be released on a Sound City album in March. I especially loved it when, after the performance, Nevermind producer (and Garbage drummer) Butch Vig tells Springfield: “You got some darkness in you, boy!” Springfield also turns out to have been an important part of the studio’s history and vice versa. He recorded his 1981 Working Class Dog there, which contained his breakthrough hit “Jessie’s Girl.” The success of that album was important to Sound City’s success. Springfield was also managed by Sound City’s original owner and even met his wife, Barbara Porter, who was an assistant there. I’m hoping that Springfield performs with Grohl on Main Street tonight, and that, as a result, Sundance sees a warp in the time-space continuum. See you on the other side. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
In Tree of Life , Jessica Chastain played a mother who could float. In Mama , she’s attacked by one. Chastain shot this dignified little thriller in fall 2011 during the stretch when literally every arthouse theater played at least two of her pictures—between Tree , Coriolanus , The Help , Take Shelter , Texas Killing Fields and The Debt , she was indie cinema’s inescapable new queen. Universal intended to release the Guillermo del Toro -produced Mama last October, but shelved it until the week after Chastain was nominated for an Oscar for Zero Dark Thirty . Is this her reputation-besmirching Norbit ? Pshaw — for my money, it’s her best performance yet. Mama starts with a child’s hand scrawling “Once upon a time,” words that send us all the way back to, uh, the financial collapse of 2008. A Wall Street bigshot (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) has a nervous breakdown: He shoots his co-workers, shoots his wife, and kidnaps his two girls, ages 3 and 1, with the intent of hiding out and shooting them, too. (Alas, murder-suicide is today’s version of parents in the Brothers Grimm casting out their children to survive in the forest.) The place he chooses to pull the trigger is a cabin in the woods that belongs to “Mama,” a ghost who doesn’t take kindly to deadly dads. Side note: Why is Hollywood newly obsessed with monsters who are painfully thin and flexible? It’s as if our entire generation grew up having nightmares about a double-jointed Karen Carpenter. As the opening credits roll, kiddie crayon sketches show us what happened next: The scared blonde tykes cling to their new ghost mommy and revert to crawling on all fours and eating rats. It’s a feral child fairy tale! Cut to the present where we first meet rocker girl Annabel (Chastain) beaming at an EPT test, overjoyed that her boyfriend (Coster-Waldau again) hasn’t gotten her pregnant. Alas, her guy turns out to be the girls’ uncle, and his detectives have finally found Mama’s lair. Surprise! Annabel’s about to be the adopted mother of two crab-walking nightmares, and she really doesn’t want to meet their babysitter. Every beat in Mama is familiar, down to the exact moment you need to close your eyes to dodge a jump-scare, and there’s a goofy child psychiatrist (Daniel Kash) whose actions make about as much sense as Claire Danes in Homeland . But damned if Mama doesn’t transcend its nonsense. As in Paranormal Activity 3 , the girls — now 6 and 8, but psychologically closer to wildcats in captivity — spend a lot of time in their bedroom playing tug-of-war with their spooky spectral caretaker and humming creepy hymns. Young actresses Isabelle Nelisse and Megan Charpentier are excellent, with Nelisse frighteningly primal, and Charpentier as her guilt-stricken and watchful older sister. The best call in the script is the slow wedge that’s driven between the girls, the real world, and the world only they believe in. The kids are scary but they don’t thrill to see Chastain scream. Instead, their loyalty is torn between the only mother they’ve ever known and, you know, the one who doesn’t look like an anorexic hellbeast. One standout chase sequence shows us Mama’s back story in a retro filmstrip style that looks like one of D.W. Griffith’s nightmares. But Mama ‘s smartest choice is the decision by helmer Andres Muschietti (who also co-wrote the script with Barbara Muschietti and Neil Cross) to cast Chastain for insta-class. Chastain has carved out a career in shockingly fast time, but she’s been oddly ill-used by her directors, who tend to see her as a figurehead, not a woman. She’s been shoehorned into archetypes: The fragile doll, the vision of womanly perfection, the sexless drone. It takes this slight but ambitious horror flick to let her be flesh-and-blood fun. Her Annabel is a tough, short-haired dame who’s inked with tattoos under her Misfits t-shirts. She plays guitar in a ’90s-esque girl band — god, I wish we had more of those today — and her cellphone voicemail barks: “This is Annabel. Leave a message at the beep. Fuck you — beep .” As she warms, slowly, to the beast-children, Chastain gets to play an arc, not an archetype, and Mama becomes an honest-to-god film instead of a quickie horror cash-in or a bone-dry drama that relies on Chastain to do all the heavy lifting. Kathryn Bigelow , take note: Surround Chastain with an actual movie, and you might get a Oscar nod the next go-round. Amy Nicholson is a critic, playwright and editor. Her interests include hot dogs, standard poodles, Bruce Willis, and comedies about the utter futility of existence. Follow her on Twitter. Follow Amy Nicholson on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Ahead of ‘Chasing The Saturdays’ premiere, the girls sit down and dish all about the series and play a Kardashian quiz with MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena The Saturdays Photo: Cindy Ord/ Getty Images
All the girls lay down next to one and other, now we have the problem of who to look at, they’re all totally sexy so it doesn’t really matter. Continue reading →
I’ve never heard of Sarah Fisher and either have you – but it turns out she’s an aspiring singer who was on some Canadian garbage called Degrassi, that you shouldn’t watch no matter how perverted you are…according to her bio she’s sang at retirement homes and funerals…which I read as “She will fuck you if you do a post on her”….so I am doing a post on her…. Turns out that she’s also a model….WHAT CAN’T SHE DO…..and these are some outtakes of her doing some bikini modeling for some no name bikini line…that thanks to my hard work may get her work with real brands…. That’s just the power of the stepfather.
In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..> GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..
Mariah Carey has shared adorable photos of her daughter Monroe putting on mommy’s makeup. Mariah Carey Shows More Photos Of Dem Babies Via RadarOnline reports : In Instagram pictures released on the pop diva’s Twitter account on Friday, little Monroe, 1 1/2, is shown sweeping a makeup brush over Mariah’s face. And a delighted Mariah captioned the moment of mother/daughter bonding: “Beauty school hour 01 lol.” As usual, Monroe — whose dad, Nick Cannon, and twin brother, Moroccan, were understandably not seen in the girls’ day photos — had an outfit to die for, dressed up in stylish polka dots with a bow in her hair and a tiny gold bracelet on her right wrist. Mariah wore a blissful expression with her eyes closed as her precious little girl appeared to be trying to powder the singer’s face with the makeup brush. Fans have already tweeted their delight about the photos, with one follower declaring, “This is my new screen saver.” It’s clear that Mariah, whose American Idol judging debut will be seen this Wednesday and Thursday on FOX, will have a new makeup artist behind the scenes to help her look her best!
I don’t even know what to say right now, I still can’t believe I met JUSTIN BIEBER. I’m just going to say, if you haven’t met Justin, really don’t give up! My mom, dad, brother and I were in the car the night I was suppose to be getting the email saying if I had won the BieberFever contest coming home from my mom’s birthday dinner. I had entered myself, and my mom into the contest with two different pictures and two different emails and then my friend Erin, had entered too and if she won, she was going to give me the other wristband! I kept refreshing my email over and over again hoping something would come up, when suddenly I got a text from Erin saying, “YOU’RE MEETING JUSTIN BIEBER!” Then not even two seconds later my mom started to scream, “I GOT THE EMAIL, I GOT THE EMAIL! YOU’RE MEETING JUSTIN!” I immediately started bawling and screaming. I couldn’t believe this was happening. I called my friend Sally and told her I had won and as soon as I hung up I had gotten the e-mail from BieberFever saying I had won!! I was screaming and crying even more now, not only did I win 2 meet and greets, BUT 4! A couple minutes later me and Erin were texting, talking about who we should take and I already knew who one meet and greet was going to. I had met a friend on Twitter coming all the way from NEW MEXICO to Tulsa and I knew it’d make her life! I texted her saying, “We’re meeting Justin Bieber!” She couldn’t believe it! The other meet and greets, Erin and I gave to a couple of Kansas City girls who had never met Justin before! I stayed up all night thinking about what I’d say to Justin, and what I would do when the curtain opened. My mom, my brother and I decided we should leave at around 6 a.m., because we were driving from Texas, which is a 4 hour drive. After the long wait, we were finally in Tulsa. I was so excited. We parked and then we walked over to Justin’s hotel and at the time, there was only 2 other girls standing outside so I just waited with them. Out of one of the tour buses, an older man came out of the black tour bus, also known as Justin’s. We started making conversation and he asked us if we wanted a picture inside of Justin’s bus , and no doubt about it I said YES! After the man got back on the bus, Lil Twist came out. I asked him for a picture, and he was being so sweet! He turned towards me and the other girls and was like “Sure, definitely after I come back out!” During the time I was waiting for Twist to come back out, my phone had died. I was so upset, but luckily one of the girls waiting let me borrow her phone to take a selfie with him once he came back out. After the picture I waited until about 1:30 and got bored, so I walked over to the car where my brother was and I sat in there thawing because it was so cold. While I was at the hotel my mom had met this little girl and her grandma, and began to become friends with the grandma! They had told my mom about how the little girl had won a radio contest and they won two meet and greets and two tickets to the concert. Around 3 p.m. they had to go pick up their tickets and M&G’s so me, my brother, and mom walked with them. While we were standing in the room that the box office was in watching the little girl get her wristbands, the grandma walked over to us and was like, “I’m getting you two meet and greets and tickets to the show!” My mom being a fan of Justin was SO excited and my brother being a secret belieber was smiling so hard! I don’t know how she pulled it off but my mom and brother got into the show and met Justin for free! About 10 minutes later I met up with Erin in the box office waiting for my friend from New Mexico and the Kansas girls. When we all finally met up and had our wristbands on, it was time to get in line. We were in the line for like 2 hours and then finally the line started moving extremely fast. A guard had opened a door and we had to walk down stairs and as we were walking down, girls were screaming and bawling their eyes out and running past us! That’s when it hit me. I was about to meet my idol, my inspiration, the one person I’ve looked up to for 4 years now. I started crying, even though I swore to myself I wasn’t going to. When the girls ahead of us went in I got a peek of Justin when the curtain opened and started to cry even more. I was shaking and overwhelmed. I was seconds away from meeting him. The guard then asked, “Are you ready?” and I immediately screamed YES! The curtain opened and I ran for Justin! The guards stopped me and they were like, “Woah woah woah! You can’t meet Justin if you’re gonna attack him hahaha!” Justin was literally right in front of me so I was reaching my arms out trying to get to him and trying to break free and they finally let me go! I wrapped both of my arms around Justin and I hugged him, basically crying into his shoulder and he hugged me back! I was like, “I love you so much, Justin, I love you” and he was like, “I love you too, don’t cry sweetheart.” By that time I was shaking and crying even more. We turned for the picture and once it was done, I immediately wrapped my arms around Justin again telling him I loved him. Then again the security guards were being rude and pushing me out, but they were nice enough to help me find my way out because I could barely see from the tears. If you were to have asked me what he was wearing in the M&G, I wouldn’t of been able to tell you because when I looked up at him, I saw his face and I was like “OMG he’s real” and I blacked out. It felt like a DREAM. I can’t even believe I was right beside Justin too! -@RadioBiebah See the original post: I don’t even know what to say right now, I still…
