Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.
By all indications at the LA press day the principals involved in Alex Cross are happy as plums with the pic director Rob Cohen delivered, which sees Tyler Perry (of Madea fame) making his action hero debut on Friday. So is it any wonder that a deal is underway already with novelist James Patterson to start work on Double Cross , the next in what Summit and QED International hope is another fruitful Perry franchise? Based on Patterson’s popular crime novels, Alex Cross follows a detective/profiler (Perry) as he challenges a serial killer named Picasso (Matthew Fox, in a memorably crazed turn) who kills with perverse pleasure — and has targeted people close to the detective. The two then engages him in a dangerous cat and mouse game against the backdrop of a decayed Detroit. It’s Perry’s first film solely as an actor following a tremendously successful run of niche films, television, and theater projects that have grossed over half a billion dollars to date with Perry producing, directing, writing, and/or starring. Alex Cross is, fittingly enough, his big crossover push as well as his first action role, and given his loyal following it’s not surprising that the studio’s banking on a big enough opening from the modestly-budgeted $25M pic to warrant a sequel. For his part, Patterson voiced his support of Perry’s star turn filling the shoes of the iconic character previously portrayed by Morgan Freeman in Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider . He described Perry as a more accurate embodiment of Alex Cross, who’s described in the novels as a 6’3″, 200 lb. family man who’s close to his grandmother. Addressing the idea of writing yet more novels in his 20-book Alex Cross series, the poised, brash Patterson answered, ” Always. Baby needs new shoes .” (No, really. He said that.) So I’m guessing there’s none of that original author hesitation on Patterson’s part to see another one of his novels adapted for the screen, regardless of how Alex Cross opens with audiences or critics this weekend. There’s no indication yet of who will be scripting or directing the sequel, but if I were QED I’d look to upgrade on both counts. [ Deadline ]
I’m Danyelle and I’m 15 years old. On October 9/12, I was siting in my socials class and decided to check my email on my phone. I was so surprised when I looked in my inbox and saw a message from BieberFever. I thought it was just a message regarding my membership but actually it was a message that made my dream come true of meeting Justin! It was stated with: “Congratulations you’re officially invited to attend the photo meet & greet on October 10, 2012 at Rogers Arena.” I was freaking out in class and immediately called my sister and mom. I actually thought that my dream of meeting my idol wouldn’t happen this year. I tried everything with the help of my family and friends. We joined all the contests, messaging the crew, skipping school during the pre-sale and general sale, asking each one of my mom’s friends, asked people working at the arena and we even asked our bank for help. I was getting so upset that I wouldn’t get the chance of meeting Justin. The email that I received from BieberFever definitely changed everything. I will never forget this and will forever treasure every second of it. That morning I felt sick but that wouldn’t stop me from making my dream come true. I went to the arena at 4:00 p.m. to claim my wristbands. While waiting in line, Kenny came out and I freaked. I was in line for about an hour and 30 minutes until I was next to the curtains. The moment Kenny opened the curtains I was freaking out and trying to calm myself down. I walked inside with my sister and some other girls who won from this radio station contest. The first thing Justin said to us was, “Hey girls, how are you doing?” I was still in shock. It felt like a dream but I had to tell myself that this is really happening. I walked up to Justin and gave him my present and letter. “Aww, is this for me?” Then he replied with, “Thank you sweetheart.” It was time for our picture to be taken. After I asked him if I could have a hug and he said of course. He gives the best hugs and it just felt so good that I didn’t want to let go. I just kept staring at him. He was so perfect. Afterwards, he signed my album. Before I left I said, “Thank you so much for everything and I love you,” and he replied with, “Awee thank you sweetie. I love you too.” It was the fastest few minutes of my life that it even felt like it only lasted for a few seconds but I remember every second of it. It was just the best feeling ever getting to meet your idol. Then it was finally time for the much awaited show. I had the best catwalk seats. Carly came out first and she did her thing. It was my first time seeing her live too and she was amazing. Without even noticing, the countdown for Justin had started. From the video montage, to the lights, to the effects, to the stage, and to the choreography it was incredible and beyond amazing. Justin sounded like an angel. With his performance on stage, he just proved to the world what a true and talented artist he is. Before performing ‘Fall’ and ‘Be Alright,’ he lifted his shirt twice. Until today, I am still shocked and amazed that this all happened and I’ll forever be. It proved to me that anything is possible and dreams do come true if you just believe. Lastly, I want you all to promise me that you’ll never give up and you’ll keep dreaming! I promise you that you’ll all get to experience that same moment I had. Your time will come. I waited for so long and never thought this could happen but it did. -@Danyellaaaa17 See the rest here: I’m Danyelle and I’m 15 years old. On October 9/12,…
Exciting news: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have won the hosting gig for the 70th Golden Globes Awards, where the SNL and Baby Mama / Mean Girls dynamic duo will almost certainly bring some pizzazz back to the proceedings following Ricky Gervais’s neutered performance last year. Fey and Poehler, longtime NBC stars, will host the network’s telecast of the Golden Globe Awards on January 13, 2013 at 8p EST/5p PST. Expect awesomeness. And maybe a rap . From EW : “Having both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on board to host this year’s festivities is a major coup,” said Paul Telegdy, NBC’s president of alternative and late night. “Tina and Amy have a proven chemistry and comedic timing from their many years together on SNL to their successful co-starring roles in Baby Mama .” True, but let’s not overestimate how good Baby Mama was. It was aight . Fey and Poehler’s other best collaborations, on the other hand — from Mean Girls to SNL’s Weekend Update — are another story. But kudos for working the phrase “baby mama” into awards season, ladies! Are you as optimistic as I am for the Fey-Poehler Globes? Chime in below. [via EW ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey “Reunion Part 3” we finally learn who really worked as a stripper in college. We recap all of the screeching accusations and surprising revelations in our THG +/- review. The Real Housewives husbands arrive and it isn’t long before they are all yelling at one another to “shut the f**k up!” Minus 12 . If only any of them would listen. the We continue to rehash the season as we see Kathy explain that in Jersey it’s proper to say someone in the family is “going away” instead of “going to jail.” Minus 11 . How many members of your family have to frequent a jail cell for you to come up with a separate term for it? Teresa swears she doesn’t go to the press with her personal life…they come to her. Duh. That doesn’t mean you have to answer them. But wait, I suppose if you want to cash their checks then answers are required. It’s both sad and funny that Teresa insists she’s asked her family not to talk about her family’s legal problems in the press but she talks about it in magazine and on TV. Minus 10. It’s almost as funny as Teresa insisting she’s never called Melissa a stripper. Why isn’t Bravo playing a montage of clips where Teresa has said exactly that? Minus 8. Joe Guicide is as eloquent as ever. When Andy asks him how he feels about possibly facing 10 years in prison, Joe responds with, “Yeah, whatever.” He also says the prosecutor can stick his plea deal. Time will tell if that’s a foolish answer. Teresa says they haven’t told their girls anything about this. Minus 15 . I hope she’s lying about that because you know the kids are hearing about it at school. It would be cruel for their parents not to prepare them for that. The feud between the Laurita’s and Guidice’s heats up as Joe says that Chris met Jacqueline in Vegas when she was working as a stripper. Jacqueline swears it’s a lie and shoots back with, “You piece of low life sh*t. And I hope you go to jail.” Plus 10 for clarity because the battle lines don’t get drawn much clearer than that. All of the stripper accusations prompt Joe Gorga to ask what’s the big problem with being a stripper? Chris Laurita one ups him with the best line of the night when he says, “We’re talking about strippers like we’re talking about serial killers.” Plus 20 . Very funny. But someone on that stage was a stripper. Can we get a drum roll for the big reveal? The Real Housewives stripper is…Joe Gorga. Plus 22 . Can’t you just picture exhibitionist Joe as a Chippendale dancer. He did it in college and has no problem admitting it. He made good money and had a lot of fun. I can’t stop laughing just thinking about it. It wasn’t Teresa’s sister-in-law who was the stripper. It was her brother. Things almost get boring as the men call one another bums and debate who grabbed whose crotch first in their drunken brawls. Minus 9. Does anyone really care? Finally Kim D takes the stage and minus 13 for giving this women the 15 minutes of fame she’s so desperately searching for. She doesn’t deserve it. Kim does admit she’s holding a grudge against Melissa for endorsing her competitor. Wow! Talk about being a vengeful b*tch. Then she claims that Angelo’s visit wasn’t a set up. It was just very convenient. Minus 12. Is anyone buying that? Caroline admits that after the fashion show incident, Kim D told her Teresa knew something was going down concerning Melissa. Then the screeching starts again and poor Andy must be deaf in one ear. Melissa says she’ll never even look at Teresa again. Teresa wants her to promise. Andy says this is a show about family. Minus 10. Yeah, the most dysfunctional family in history. Even as this ridiculous season comes to a close, Caroline insists that, “When there’s love there’s hope.” No offense, Caroline but I don’t think I’m going to hold my breath. We’ll have to wait and see who returns for season five. Bye bye to Jersey for now. Episode total = -48! Season total = -530!
My name is Marina and I’m from Los Angeles, California. I’m going to be straight up and honest, I never would have thought I would be able to say “I’ve met Justin Bieber.” It still sounds funny and strange when I say it. I guess I had a tiny bit of hope for myself, but he’s getting so big and famous, so much popularity, that I honestly just wanted to give up. My fail attempts to meet him was really making me hopeless. My summer goal was to actually meet him and have the chance to thank him for everything he’s done for us. That chance came August 14, 2012. He was rehearsing at a dance studio in LA, and my friends knew where it was. Of course I couldn’t pass the opportunity up. I didn’t have a ride out to the venue and I was getting really frustrated, I seriously thought about walking. I guess my dad saw how upset I was, and offered to take me and my best friend, who is probably the biggest belieber I will ever meet. She practically pissed her pants when I told her “We’re going to meet Justin.” Anyways, we showed up early, and I see a few people I know from Twitter, and we just waited outside. Around 6 o’clock the van came out and we saw Moshe driving it, he glanced at us, and drove away. I would’ve broken down in tears if no one was around. I literally felt my stomach drop and I felt so hopeless. No one said anything. We just looked at each other and we thought “Well, I guess thats it.” A girls saw Moshe pull into a restaurant down the street, and saw that he was coming back towards us a few minutes later . I can’t begin to explain how happy I was. When he pulled up, we asked him if Justin could stop for us, if that was okay with Justin. Moshe agreed and said Justin will be out after he ate . When he said that, all I could think of was “This is it. It’s happening. After 4 years, of seeing him at free concerts, the funny interviews, I’m actually going to be face to face with the person I’ve went on this journey with.” Minutes went by, and the van was driving up. I wanted to throw up from excitement. We got in a line and then it happened. He opened the van door and I saw his face in person. He was so flawless. I walked up to him, and I just hugged him. It was the best feeling in the world (and he smelled really really good). I still remember his exact words. “Hello, how are you??” “Hi, I’m great, how are you?” “It’s nice to meet you!” “It’s nice to me you” We took are picture, I said thank you. I remember the girls in line hugging me and congratulating me. It was like they felt like family. We were extremely calm and no one was freaking out or crying, but when the van was down the street, man we lost it . It’s a great feeling to have met your idol. Never give up on what you want and always follow your dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll be writing a My Bieber Experience too… Here is the original post: My name is Marina and I’m from Los Angeles, California….
Hi I’m Maryann and I’m 15, I CANNOT believe I’m writing my Bieber Experience. I’ve been a fan since literally the day the One Time music video went out on YouTube. I live near Justin, so I thought it would be easy to meet him! But I was wayyyy off. After almost 5 years of being a fan, I never once came close to meeting him. I started getting pissed, getting jealous, doing ANYTHING I can to meet him. Finally, on August 15, 2012, someone tweeted Justin’s rehearsals were in LA. After begging 12345678 different Twitter accounts, an amazing girl finally gave me the address. I was so nervous and scared to go, but I went with my 2 cousins that were planning on going also. I showed up and all the girls there were starting to whine and get annoyed. I asked why and they say “Usually Justin come in at 2 PM but it’s 4 PM and he’s not here yet. My heart broke. I thought he wouldn’t show up. Literally 2 minutes after the girl said this, Justin’s van pulled in. We started freaking out and crying. A mom started giving us directions about standing in a line because Justin’s claustrophobic and we can’t crowd him, so we stood in a line. Justin started running across the street almost 2 hours later to meet all of us . Is it weird I recognized his shirt from the Kiis FM interview and the Disney interview? I’m not a creeper, haha. Well anyways I was so surprised how well I kept my crying in until I met him. When I saw his van, I was bawling, when I saw him, I held it in. I was proud I didn’t embarrass myself. I met him, took a picture, asked for a hug (I didn’t let go, I think he was creeped out lol), and he left. I cannot believe the person I had on my wall, bought the CDs for, cried over, fangirled over, and watched the movie for just hugged me. I started crying, hugging random Beliebers I didn’t know, and handing out tissues. It was the best day of my life. Even though Justin was so busy and tired, he still had the time to come meet his fans. He really is an idol. -@biebersplatinum Follow this link: Hi I’m Maryann and I’m 15, I CANNOT believe…
‘Mean Girls’ actress was reportedly at the center of a domestic violence complaint with her mother Dina Lohan on October 10. By Josh Wigler Lindsay Lohan Photo: Getty Images
My lovely friends who I kinda hate but have to like even though they have gone mainstream along with hipsterism and in doing so have turned their back on me thanks to dollar signs and MTV financing….have done a pretty amazing…but not in an erotic way…shoot with hipster, artist, Bad Company Drummer Daughter, socialite, New Yorker, who is on the HBO Show Girls that I hear is Sex and The City for hipster ugly chicks, but that I refuse to watch….because it is about ugly chicks…and to me ugly chicks don’t exist and hearing about their fake sex lifes is totally uninteresting…. I am a firm believer that pregnancy represent prison and body destruction and freaky alien shit as a thing grows inside a pussy before ravaging it, so I don’t find this kind of behavior hot, erotic or the natural process of a woman….I find it horrible, scary and worse than a horror movie….I try not to be mean – cuz I like all girls who get naked when they don’ have to…but sometimes people make it impossible for me… Here’s Jemina Kirke from girls topless and preggers for VICE. This is a grimey fucking shoot and she looks disgusting and that is amazing… TO SEE THE INTERVIEW IF YOU CARE FOLLOW THIS LINK
Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypcorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are…..she’s also been in SI….and was lised in the top 20 top earning models…making her the kind of model you’d wan to marry….at least that I’d want to marry…. Here she is in some photoshoot wearing a tight dress…all amazing…
