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Nicola McLean’s Breasts Keep Impressing

Every time I post pictures of this busty British chick Nicola McLean on the site, she seems to get bustier and bustier. Here she is just hanging out at the tennis courts in some yoga pants and a tank top looking absolutely perfect. I think my face would fit pretty nicely in between those things. She kind of looks like a younger, more amply chested Geri Halliwell , I want to see her jumping around to a Spice Girls song. In slow motion of course.

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Cool Girls

Who wouldn’t want to hang out with the cool girls?

Ashley Tisdale Shitty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it….. But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that… THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

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Some Random Unknown Paz de la Huerta Nudes of the Day

I am a fan of Paz de la Heurta cuz she’s on some gutter slut kick…and I was actually pretty amazed by the fact that she actually got work on TV back in the Boardwalk Empire days before getting fired…you know cuz she looks like some rich kid who has an artist loft in New York that she uses to fuck everyone as she fucks herself up with various drugs cuz daddy was too busy working and fucking the secretary to make her feel secure in her privileged self life…..but I was probably only a fan cuz she was always naked and rocking a hipster bush that coincidentally maintained historical continuity….cuz all other girls they auditioned were bikini waxed and that just wouldn’t work for a 1920s whore…. Either way, since her being fired, she’s been in a lot of nude shoots, staying relevant and thus staying awesome and I dig it…. No idea when this one is from, but I like it, it’s an opitical illusion and shit….trippy.

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Some Random Unknown Paz de la Huerta Nudes of the Day

Katy Perry’s 3D Cleavage

So Katy Perry is at another premiere of her silly documentary and…. Wait a minute, is this thing in 3D? Awesome. I may have to go see it after all, there’s got to be at least a couple of scenes with her big beautiful breasts bouncing around on stage. Now that I’d like to see. I’ll be squeezing the heads of the people in front of me but whatever. Anyhow, here she is showing off the girls in her sexy little dress. Seriously, imagine those things in 3D people.

Happy 28th Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!

Khloe Kardashian turns 28 years old today, and the reality star has reportedly started the process of getting herself the most beautiful birthday present possible: a baby! Yes, folks, Khloe has started fertility treatments, according to multiple reports. Aside from that major step, Khloe’s life is relatively calm when compared to her sisters. She isn’t dating the world’s most famous rapper or battling with ex in court. She isn’t pregnant, nor is she dating Scott Disick , a man who constantly makes John Mayer look UN-douchebag-like. Instead, Khloe just appears on her family’s scripted reality show, poses on many red carpets and appears genuinely happy in her marriage to Lamar Odom. Those two certainly showed us! So on a day where Ed Westwick turns 25 and Tobey Maguire 37, we choose to single out Khloe Kardashian for being the least irritating of all Kardashians. And we honor her with the following photo montage:

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Beyonce Tribute to Michael Jackson: Remembering the King of Pop, Pure Swag

Michael Jackson died June 25, 2009, or three years ago this week. In a touching tribute to MJ , Beyonce remembers the artist who changed her life forever. The “Crazy in Love” singer and new mom wrote a touching message on her website about Jackson on Monday, Michael Jackson’s death anniversary . Beyonce, 30, said her first producer had her listen MJ’s “Who’s Loving You” on repeat. “What he wanted me to learn was his soul,” the star recalls. “You could hear his soul. It’s something that’s God given.” “For whatever reason he could evoke more emotion than an adult,” she went on. “It was these little things he did that were pure swag.” And the mother of Blue Ivy Carter and wife of rapper Jay-Z credits the King of Pop for teaching her that “sometimes you have to forget technique.” “Michael Jackson changed me forever, and helped me to become the artist I am,” Beyonce writes, adding simply “Thank you Michael.” Jackson died on June 25, 2009 from an overdose of the anesthetic propofol, given to him by Dr. Conrad Murray . He was only 50 years old. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Maxwell Drew Johnson: Jessica Simpson Posts First Pic on Twitter!

Jessica Simpson’s daughter is a big girl! Days after providing the world an amazing Jessica Simpson cleavage shot, the new mother shared another adorable new photo on her Twitter. Maxwell Drew Johnson, whom she and fiance Eric Johnson, 32, welcomed into the world on May 1, sure is a cutie in her social media debut. Check out Jess’ baby girl, eight weeks old: “Howdy friends,” Simpson, 31, wrote in the caption along with the pic of her adorable little daughter, dressed in a red and white striped onesie. “I absolutely love my family,” the first-time mom gushed. “Maxwell amazes Eric and I every day with every little thing she does!” When she’s not tending to Maxi, she’s got other things on her mind – namely shedding the pounds as part of her $4 million Weight Watchers deal . “The cool thing about the program is that it focuses on healthy habits for the long-term,” says Jess. “I can still indulge my guilty pleasures every now and then, too. I have actually gotten a group of friends together who are going to be doing it with me.” Good luck, girl. Good luck. And post more photos.

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Elmo’s Racist Tirade: Man Dressed as Sesame Street Character Harasses Tourists in NYC

Elmo impersonators roaming New York are nothing new, but one going off on racist tirades – ranting horrifically about Jews while harassing tourists – certainly is. The NYPD was forced to remove a man wearing the familiar furry, red Elmo costume from Times Square after he exploded into an obscenity-laced rant. It’s less funny and more scary than it sounds. Here’s the NSFW video: Elmo Racist Tirade Other Elmos around New York said they recognized the man from prior clashes and worry that this incident could tarnish their collective reputation. In between posing for photos and harassing tourists for tips, the offending Elmo would go off on xenophobic and anti-Semitic tirades for some reason. The man, whose name was not released because he was not arrested, was taken to Metropolitan Hospital Center for a psychological evaluation. The man would shout “crazy stuff” about the other impersonators, said one witness, adding that people tried to keep a wary distance from Elmo. One can certainly see why. Red dude’s got some anger issues.

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Shay Mitchell Talks Pretty Little Liars, Life Lessons

Shay Mitchell is featured on the cover of next month’s Seventeen . The issue hits newsstands on July 3, but read on for excerpts from the actress’ interview, in which she dishes on each one of her Pretty Little Liars co-stars… On the other Pretty Little Liars : I’m so close with each of the girls for different things. Troian is my go-to when I want advice on something. She’s literally like her character – so smart. Lucy is so cute and southern. We joke around a lot on-set. And Ashley is like the fun, carefree little sister who I never had. On motivating others : When I was in high school, I wanted to be a counselor and I wanted to work with kids. I’ve been through the worst of high school. And I want to motivate people to live the best life that they can, because we’re only here for one life. On life lessons : Growing up, I wish I hadn’t tried so hard to fit in. I’d tell myself to just embrace what you were born with because it’s beautiful and you were made like that for a reason. It’s tough being a girl. I think we need all of the support we can get. For more on Shay Mitchell and spoilers from this season’s Pretty Little Liars, go to http://www.seventeen.com/shay and pick up the August issue of Seventeen, on newsstands July 3rd.

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