Based on my extensive research of creeping on everyone, I have learned that even rich girls have asses in leggings, and it is not just every fucking person clearly influenced by instagram with a need to pretty much show the word their Pussy from behind, or from the front, no matter what age they are, cuz leggings, they are for every girl to wear and every dude to stare at and want to jerk off to and if that isn’t exciting – I don’t know what is. You can’t leave the house without some inappropriately dressed woman who pretends she is in it for comfort but is really in it for you perverts…like this Johnny Depp daughter…living the good life for all of us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp and her Rich Girls Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Jason LaVeris / Getty Tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta is mostly about the Kandi, Dennis, Porsha situation again, as well as the events that go down at NeNe’s couples night event. But let’s dial it back a bit. We start the episode with a glimpse of Leon, in all his forever fine glory. Leon and Cynthia are preparing to see Noelle off to college. She has decided to go to Howard University. Let’s fast forward. Kandi and Porsha actually meet up to discuss Kandi’s spot getting blown up at Cynthia’s wine tasting. Kandi tries to explain herself again. She says she knew two girls that Dennis dated, got the story about the tattoos, and felt the need to bring it up yatta yatta. It’s not like they’re friends. Kandi says she doesn’t want to be in a bad place with Porsha, so why does she keep bringing Dennis’ dating history up behind Porsha’s back knowing dang well it could cause a problem with this group of women? None of it matters though, because Porsha doesn’t care. Nothing will stand in the way of the happiness she is after. Plus, Porsha is really coming from the perspective of, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Anyway, we then meet Tanya again. She’s NeNe’s friend, new satellite character, and a tech entrepreneur. Tanya is rich, full of herself and extra. She seems more RHOP than RHOA but so far she has been fitting in. She’s even going to bring her man to NeNe and Gregg’s couples night out. The theme for the latter is “Boobs and Bourbon.” Now we’re at NeNe and Gregg’s couple’s night event. Everyone comes through. Cynthia brings her friend Marcus. Marlo shows up with a man who resembles BubbaSparkxxx, but she refuses to reveal how they met, and NeNe’s spirited friend, Yavonna, comes through too. Porsha is the last to arrive with Dennis. We’re all nervous because this could go either way since Dennis knows that Kandi has been talking smack about him. However, Dennis keeps it cute and cordial. That crisis is averted but then we get back to Yovana being super extra. It turns out that Yovana and Eva attended Clark Atlanta University together. They don’t know each other but Yovana points out that Eva is good friends with her good friend. By this point, Yovana is already rubbing the girls the wrong way with her brash delivery but then it gets worse when she says she has a problem with Eva. Eva is looking like: Basically, Yovana explains that Eva pretended like they never even met when they first showed up to the dinner. Eva said but she actually doesn’t ever recall meeting her and this sets Yovana off even more. Yovana feels some type of way and states that it’s impossible for Eva to not know her because she was that b–ch in school. Everyone, including Yovana’s fiance, is looking like: NeNe squashes any impending drama with the announcement that they’ve organized a surprise couple’s trip. Aaaaaw shoot! You know it’s about to be some drama, especially if thirsty Yovana shows up! Finally, we end the episode with Porsha celebrating Dennis’ birthday. It’s an extra special celebration because this is when Porsha announces that she’s pregnant. She delivers the news by handing Dennis a gift (and eventually a positive pregnancy test). It’s a box of baby booties and he is so thrilled that he tears up. Porsha is going to have to keep the stress down, which is hard dealing with this group of women. It will be interesting to see how the couple’s trip goes and how they take it when Porsha reveals the news. RELATED POSTS ‘RHOAS11’ Recap: Kandi’s Gossip About Dennis Finally Gets Back To Porsha ‘RHOAS11’ Recap: Shamari DeVoe Gets Personal About Her Open Marriage Shenanigans
DING! DING! DING! The gloves came off on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation this week — but not between Ronnie Jen Harley for a change. Instead, some loser/jerk/douchebag at a club insulted Deena, which brought the cast together in retribution against this loser/jerk/douchebag . Where did things go from where? How ugly and/or violent did it get? And do we have an update on Jen and Ronnie??? Scroll down to find out! 1. Keeping Things Chill Deena Cortese was pregnant and back in town early in this episode. As a result, the ladies decided to do a low-key, “classy” wine night. What could go wrong from there, right? 2. No, He Didn’t Mean Phat Together, they drank, they ate “17 pounds of cheese. And they laughed. And they had a fun time overall. However, on their way out of the restaurant, some dude in white linen pants slammed as Deena fat. 3. Take It Away, JWOWW! “Oh, hell no!” Jenni told the camera. “You can come after me all day, but the moment you talk about my friends, game over. I will annihilate you.” 4. What the Eff is Wrong with You?!? JWOWW then charged at the dude and asked him: “Were you just making fun of a pregnant girl?!” Without missing a beat, he replied, “I was. I did. I called her fat.” 5. And Then It… Was… On! BOOM! “You’re a piece of shit! You’re a f-cking bitch, bro!” she yelled in the loser’s face. White Linen Pants Man called Jenni a bitch and suggested she should go party with him. 6. Wanna Get Whooped?!? “You wanna get whooped by a f-ckin bitch?! This is what’s wrong with America. Piece of shits like you going after pregnant girls,” Jenni added before the girls managed to pull her away. “He’s lucky that I’m full of brie and have Louboutins on.” HA! View Slideshow
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Source: FayesVision/WENN.com / WENN.com Cardi B Ordered To Appear In Court Or Face Arrest Belcalis couldn’t be bothered with court on Monday afternoon…but if she blows off the judge again, she may be spending some time on Rikers Island during her next trip back to the Bronx. Cardi B’s legal team appeared in court on her behalf on Monday in regards to the strip club catfight between her people and two stripper/bartenders in NYC. However, the judge was none too pleased to see that the rapper wasn’t there in person, considering that she’s already been given a 6-week extension on the case to appear. According to TMZ , the prosecution pushed for a bench warrant to be issued today, however, the Judge decided to issue a STRONG warning instead — Cardi better show up to court this Friday, or a warrant WILL be issued. But what had Cardi so busy she couldn’t tend to her pending case? Well, according to TMZ , she had to go get covered in body paint and make her nalgas wiggle on a beach with Young Miami. It was legitimate work, though. Cardi was shooting a music video alongside the City Girls for their upcoming track. And sis was down there doing what she does (second) best for the cameras. Hopefully, she’ll be done clapping it by Thursday night so she can make it to court on time. Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for iHeartMedia/FayesVision/WENN.com
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Miley Cyrus made some dramatic video of her escape from her burning home…..you know so stressful that she had to show the world her thonged ass…because we live in a world where you have to show your fucking uterus to get noticed, even when you’re a star.. How does that make the girls just trying to compete and make themselves famous feel? I mean it must be pretty annoying that their tactics of ass flashing have been picked up and taken by the mainstream and made into their own marketing campaigns… You’d think at Miley’s level of success and importance…she wouldn’t have to full retard herself down to get attention…but maybe being a rich kid who craves attention this is exactly what she likes showing the world as a representation of herself.. I don’t have the answers, but it is pretty shameless… Here is another 100 photos of her ass for your investigative research purposes.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Ass and Potential Pussy Lips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Stop what you're doing right this very instant. Seriously, whatever it is that you're doing, just leave it, because there is no way it is more important than this. Because Ariana Grande has just dropped her music video for “Thank U, Next.” And it is more important than literally everything. Or, OK, no, that's not right. Obviously some things are more important, though we can't name anything specifically right at this moment. But if you're browing around the web and you found yourself here, in this space, then this is the only thing that matters. It's just … this music video is so good? It barely even makes sense how good it is, honestly. See, she took a few different iconic teen movies like Mean Girls, Bring It On, and Legally Blonde and then put her own spin on it. Remember in Mean Girls when different high school students talked about Regina George and all the wild things she's done? In Ariana's video, we have people like YouTuber Miranda Sings saying “One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant, so I got pregnant so we can be pregnant at the same time.” Jonathan Bennett, the actor who played Lindsay Lohan's love interest, Aaron Samuels in the movie, said “Ariana Grande told me my hair looked sexy pushed back. She's not wrong.” In a reference to the Pete Davidson engagement , another person said “Ariana broke off an engagement, so I found a guy to propose to me and I broke off an engagement.” So it's all just these nostalgic scenes from these beloved movies spliced in with Ariana and gossip and drama from her real life. How can you not love it?! Next we see Ariana lying on a bed, making a burn book, just like the characters from Mean Girls. She has pages in the book devoted to her exes — except for Mac Miller. It's not in the video, but she revealed on Twitter that his photo is in a frame by her bed for this scene. On Big Sean's page, we can see that she wrote “so cute” and “so sweet,” and what kind of looks like “could still get it,” which is hilarious. For Ricky Alvarez, she wrote “great dancer,” “good times man” and “friends forever,” which is very sweet. Interestingly enough, on Pete's page she put “I love u always,” “HUUUUUUUUGE,” and “sry I dipped.” After that, we see Ariana and friends up on a stage doing that classic “Jingle Bell Rock” dance — you remember the one. But you know in Mean Girls when Regina's mom, played by Amy Poehler, filmed the whole thing from the audience? THAT ROLE IS PLAYED BY KRIS JENNER. Did we mention how good this video is? For the second verse, Ariana moved on to Bring It On, complete with a cheerleading routine, and then she threw in a little 13 Going on 30, too. And for the bridge, this whole big, beautiful Legally Blonde scene happened, including an actual scene with Jennifer Coolidge, the actress who played Elle Woods' nail tech pal in the movie. “But wait,” you may be wondering, “if she did Legally Blonde, was there a cute little dog in a sweater? Did she bend and snap?” You know there was, and you know she did. Really, this whole video is just amazing, and it's more than we deserve. But hey, that's Ariana Grande for you , right? Watch the video in all of its glory below:
We’re only a few weeks away from the release of the highly anticipated Air Jordan “Space Jam” XI’s and it seems like Quavo might be angling for Jordan Brand to bless him with a pair or two prior to it’s release. In his visuals to “How Bout That?” Quavo coaches a struggle basketball team and blesses them with some “secret stuff” that has them playing like some mini Monstars afterwards. Maybe this is the stuff LeBron sips on that’s left him the last man standing from that ’03 NBA draft class. Meanwhile back in Philadelphia State Property reunites for a quick studio freestyle to promote their upcoming “Now Or Never Tour.” Well, that took long enough. Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from City Girls featuring Lil Baby, Vic Mensa, and more. QUAVO – “HOW BOUT THAT?” STATE PROPERTY – “NOW OR NEVER TOUR (FREESTYLE)” CITY GIRLS FT. LIL BABY – “SEASON” VIC MENSA – “DARK THINGS” STATIK SELEKTAH & TERMANOLOGY – “STILL” TOBI LOU FT. TOMI ADEYEMI – “KNOCK KNOCK” PHONY PPL – “WAY TOO FAR” JACK HARLOW FT. K. CAMP – “PICKYOURPHONEUP” DANILEIGH – “BLUE CHIPS” WILDELUX & ROCCWELL FT. DJ CASE – “MAKE IT HOT” OTIS MENSAH – “SOLAR ECLIPSE” J. MORGAN & STIFE – “SECRET SAUCE” ILLA J – “ENJOY THE RIDE” TRIZZ – “TRICKY” DUCKWRTH – “SOPRANO”
Here’s some pics of naked girls in the kitchen where they belong on Thanksgiving….right? I figure what better way to celebrate giving thanks over a feast that remembering a time that was….when women would enjoy and find pride in cooking for their families…before this whole gender neutrality thing happened and they all got busy taking selfies and posting facebook statuses, forcing the traditional thanksgiving meal with tradition gender roles to be replaced by ordered pizza….or Whole Food catered dinners. Luckily there are still matriarchs who get the job done, who want to be the Martha Stewart of the family, who work and still manage the house, cuz dudes are fucking pathetic children incapable, and this is a celebration of that….a simpler time…bitches in the kitchen…now a fetish…but what was once a norm…I am a fan…All these food and pussy making me excited. All jokes aside, women are fucking wonderful creatures who we all need to worship. So Show your woman you care about her like she cares about you this THANKSGIVING with an amazing GIFT…..that is 35% off with code stepzalo35 on check out…..35% off man…that’s a fucking deal on something you can fuck your woman with…. CLICK HERE These are LUXURIOUS vibrators that she’ll definitely want you to use on her, or watch her use, because it’ll make her feel like she’s rich and amazing….35% off with code stepzalo35. Get it done. CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Naked Girls in the Kitchen For Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
