Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of… She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of… She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin’s life or relationship with her father must be an interesting one…at least based on pictures of her butt shot for her social media…that you’d expect from someone who really needs the attention or followers…maybe a cam girl trying to make that last 100 dollars for her car payment….or some girl with loose morals who thinks posing like this is empowering, while it is really just shameless and causes other girls to be insecure about their less hot ass, in a “bragging” that her ass is something you can never have but instead can stare at, while being pretty fucking trashy despite having access to the best schools, the best culture, and everything that the general public, who as a whole are far LESS trashy as a whole that her, even the garbage drug addicts with herpes dripping off their faces in middle America eating a bucket of cheese puffs….than this “model”….bullshit….lie…nice ass though… The post Hailey Baldwin’s Butt Shot for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bachelor Party Tricks… Woman Being Stripped in Hospital.. Man Stabs Girls then Gets Knocked Out By Boyfriend Off Duty Cop Fights off Two Robbers Old Man Stops Thief with a Kick… Drunk Knockout… Woman Falls Down Stairs Texting…and Walking… Texas Halloween Party…SHOOTING… The post Couple Attakced by Crocodile in Hotel Pool and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Back in september I wrote this about Doutzen Kroes-Black DJ baby making lingerie model’s campaign with this random lingerie company: Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own…. I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world… Pretty much stand by that…at least the first sentence…I didn’t read the rest…it’s not that important…when you only care about seeing the half naked dutch mom of two…I figure if you get fired from the industry standard underwear company…I’d assume no other underwear company would touch you….but rather force her to fend for herself…begging to get pics of her in underwear taken…you know to feel alive…I guess people aren’t very creative and just go with what they assume is a bargain….maybe even free…just to make her feel like it’s not all over for her…while it is. The post Doutzen Kroes Lingerie for HUnkemoller of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of my day, besides Lohan in lingerie was when autocorrect wrote “I want to pee in you”….when I was trying to write something that had absolutely nothing to do with peeing in someone…I don’t even remember what it was…but I will say that the model I was trying to send the mood board for a stepGIRLS shoot I was planning on doing never answered…because I guess when someone asks the theme of the photoshoot and you respond with wanting to pee in them…they either get pumped on the opportunity to get peed in…you know maybe create “art” and make more money…or terrified and run…since girls are so uptight…especially when you’re called DrunkenStepfather and trying to convince them to do nude shoots…in this rape culture world of everyone is a rapist…even though it’s the normals you have to fear…frat boys, rich guys, executives…not ghetto, low level, not respected bloggers…even if said low level, not respected blogger invented this genre…no one cares about any of that…they just care about instagram followers… Here are some stepLINKS… Girls in Sports Bras for the Sports Bra Fetishists CLICK HERE Lena Dunham Monster Nipples CLICK HERE Rosie Huntington Cleavage at an Event CLICK HERE Creepy Big Titty Mariah Carey Video CLICK HERE Slutty Pics of Girls Reading Books CLICK HERE COCO as a Slutty Footlocker Employee CLICK HERE Let’s Hope This Kim K Returning to Social Media Leads to her being Shot… CLICK HERE Remy Gaillard’s Serial Killer Prank CLICK HERE The One Weirdo who Imitates 16 Voices – Badly….I’ve heard of one them… CLICK HERE Abigail Ratchford’s Big Fat Ass CLICK HERE Hot As Fuck Weather Girl CLICK HERE Jessica Biel in Skin Tight Jeans CLICK HERE Leighton Meester and Adam Brody CLICK HERE Hayley Hasselhoff’s Huge Fat Girl Nipple CLICK HERE Something about Madonna Fucking Black Guys… CLICK HERE Liz Hurley’s Instagram CLICK HERE Katy Perry’s Hillary Clinton Costume Terrifies Me CLICK HERE Cindy Crawford and her Family Dress Up Together for Halloween – Including the Slutty Daughter CLICK HERE How to Not Die in a Horror Movie… CLICK HERE Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton NAked in Westworld CLICK HERE Camilla Luddington is the Slut of the Day CLICK HERE Celebs Dressed in Costumes…Cuz it was Halloween CLICK HERE Girls Tugging on their Clothes Erotically CLICK HERE Brad Cooper May Marry Irina Shayk…Her Spy Tactics Worked CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW! ================ Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy CLICK HERE Cam Girl – Big Tits CLICK HERE Big Tits of the Day CLICK HERE More big TITS OF THE DAY CLICK HERE DUDE IF you didn’t watch this crackhead hates anal video…watch it CLICK HERE Squirt Squirt – it’s Pee CLICK HERE Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working… CLICK HERE Couple Who Doesn’t Give a Fuck While Giving each Other Fucks on the Beach CLICK HERE Naked Blonde Chick CLICK HERE SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day CLICK HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Find More Great Links Here…. CLICK HERE Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day CLICK HERE /////////////////////////////////////////// FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post stepLINKS of t appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
THIS IS HILARIOUS…. I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer… What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built… I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win…. The post Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement… But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween… The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but apparently Maise Williams and Sophie Turners are the girls who the nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi fantasy shit….which turns out to be everyone…because so many people watch this Dragon Shit…jerk off to.. I guess since they don’t need costumes on Halloween since they are in costume everyday of their life…and at CosPlay events and shit for those nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi shit get to meet them in person for an autograph they pay for…after waiting in line for hours…so they have that personal contact to jerk off to…you know to make jerking off to the girls better…. But that doesn’t mean MAISE, like the fresh corn of our Native friends we raped, can’t wear a push-up bra…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maise Williams Tits with Sophie Turner for Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Harley Quinn was the Pumpkin Spice latte of costumes this year…. EVERY white girl dressed like her..it was the thing to do…if you left your house it was Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn….but not as intensely s this Russian dance video, because soem Harley Quinn’s are hotter than others, and some are skinnier than others…including fatty Margot Robbie… Here’s a round-up of Harley Quinn costumes…for you suburban basic bitches to get some last minute make-up ideas…so you can dress the same as so many other girls at the party and for you nerd Comic Book pervs…to jerk off to… The post Russian Dancer Does Harley Quinn Dance of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .