Cleveland Cavaliers Basketball Player J.R. Smith Marries Jewel Harris Congratulations are definitely in order for Cleveland Cavaliers baller J.R. Smith, who wed his longtime love Jewel “Shirley” Harris Monday night. Smith confirmed the marriage in an interview with the NBA Players Association Monday sharing, Ever since I got back with my wife, Jewel, last year and proposed to her in August, things started going uphill slowly but surely. Before I was doing so much thinking; now it’s just reacting. So it’s just taking stuff as things come and realizing what’s more important between her and my girls, Demi and Peyton, as opposed to everything else. Thinking about the big day. — JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith) August 7, 2016 The hoop star tweeted in anticipation of his big day over the weekend. 2 rings
Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes…. So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit… I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is… She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a terrible version of 2 Girls 1 Cup..we call in 1 day, 3 outfits…where Rita Ora, no one’s favorite recording artist, because no one knows any songs she’s been in, but everyone knows her tits, because she’s all about showcasing them every chance she gets at all the trendy events she attends….with various dudes she fucks for opportunity to advance her career… Well, now she’s on a TV show, so the paparazzi are out on the TV show, trying to get her as much coverage as possible, that’s what they are hired by the network to do….where she was able to get in three outfits for three scenes – because TV is all a fucking lie filmed in one day…. See Through T-Shirt Citi Biking….. Japanese School Girl / navy TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora – 1 Day – 3 Outfits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life… Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows… I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model… Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird.. This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes… The post 100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bad Moms is another one of these Hollywood’s answer to misogyny, understanding that if they put together a movie that is based on women, women everywhere, who still go to movies, will fill the seats on ladies night, or maybe on any night, because they are lonely sad and like 2 hours to escape the hell they are living. While dudes just sit on the couch and jerk off to porn… So Hollywood knows women go to movies, they also know that women bitch about hollywood not being inclusive towards women, so might as well put out movies with women in the lead…give that hollywood illusion that the powers that run it are fucking rich pervert pigs who destroy women with their dicks by leverage thing hollywood dream they can give them – and the girls line up for that shit.. One movie, probably written by men, or directed by men, definitely produced by men – to make men money by pandering to stupid women in a time they need to – is still misogyny….it’s as feminist as a wet t-shirt contest at a sports bar – or Ladies night to get bitches in the club to get dudes in the club to buy drinks… I see you Hollywood – and you’re lie inclusiveness – women’s right – bullshit – you’re evil…. Now – one interesting thing – and I am not a men’s rights activist is MALE FORESKIN JOKE I posted on stepfather (me ) presents…. I just listen to it and think how hilarious it would be if it was a group of men talking about meaty mom pussy or something – we’d get slaughtered – but it’s ok for women, liberating, let them make fun of men so they shut up about everything else… So SIlly… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILA CLICK HERE LINDSAY VONN was also there, of course she was, she’s on some weirdo Hollywood hustle to increase her sex appeal and presence after having her pussy ravaged by hooker fucker Tiger Woods for a better part of a year….I guess she realizes do the red carpet as slutty as you can – milk that Olympic gold….make that money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VONN CLICK HERE Some bitch named Dania Ramirez was also there….SHE IS APPARENTLY TRANS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF DANIA RAMIEREZ CLICK HERE So was Kristen Bell TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Even Kendra Wilkinson was there – they’ll invite anyone to this shit.. The post Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Iggy Azalea is bullshit, but not as bullshit as her ass, an ass she’s posted to her social media to get that male attention she craves, otherwise she’d never have got the ass implants in the first place to milk to every black guy she could – especially those in the music industry who could help her get out there with her shitty rapping – before settling with pro athletes who I guess are rich and a better way to spend getting fucked from behind… She’s some fucking clown, but instead of a red nose and floppy shoes, she went with the ass…and she’s committed to it…like she’s committed to all the other lies about her. I’m not a fan of anything she’s done, ever. Just garbage but I’ll post her shameless butt shots because I bottom feed. The post Iggy Azalea Shows Off Weird Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna’s merch for her upcoming show is her naked. This means that Rihanna fans will be walking around with Rihanna tits on their chests… Which brings the important question of who actually listens to Rihanna or buys her bullshit merch.. I am sure there are a lot of 35 year old women who were into her first album and who go to her concerts for fun in their miserable lives….you know the girls were were 15 when Rihanna first hit…. But I’d think the people buying merch are actually 13 or 14 year old kids using their parent’s money, because no one would buy this shit with their own money…. So elementary and middle schools everywhere will be littered with Rihanna tits..and that’s a pretty good troll…or I guess “marketing”….if marketing involved 13 or 14 year old girls recreating this shit with their iphones – to get dudes like you arrested…for liking it – when you shouldn’t – they are 14 you freak… I am not against nudity on shirts, in life, so I think it’s godo to see Rihanna bring it….but it’d be better if she had better tits… The post Rihanna Nude on her Merch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .