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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wait — Have We Been Rihanna’s ‘Bitch’ This Whole Time?

There’s an overarching theme in all of the things Rihanna’s been promoting.

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16 Horrible Lessons ‘Heathers’ Taught Us About Mean-Girling

The 1989 cult classic film “Heathers” was the original “Mean Girls”/”Scream Queens” lesson in cool girl cruelty.

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Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird… I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”… It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of… It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits… The post Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day

All Russian girls I know are soulless, they are crazy, they are opportunist…and they fucking LOVE money…but all Russian girls I know…are also so fucking hot that you don’t care about their personality flaws…you don’t care that they are soulless or crazy or opportunist…you just fuck them as much as you can…because their look that good…knowing that they’ll move onto a richer guy, or a guy with more to offer than you…because you can offer very little…the second she’s done using you.. There’s no way that Irina Shayk would have got to this level of fame without the A-Listers that she fucked along the way…but let’s remember a lot of equally hot Russians are out there and not fucking A-Listers…who we will never know…and even some of the girls on Mail order bride sites…are legendary…and available at an affordable rate…meaning Irina Shayk is just average thanks to communism killing the uglies…but there’s something solid about this Irina hustle that’s clearly working for her… Either way, thumb sucking pic for the win… The post Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cali Sister Act Ceraadi Drop Visuals For Their Single “Whatever” [Video]

New Video From Ceraadi “Whatever” It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that girl groups are back in a big way and sister acts are even hotter. Allow us to introduce you to three sisters on the rise, Emaza, Znuie and Saiyr of the group Ceraadi. If you’ve been watching “Christina Milian: Turned Up” on E! you may have seen her working with them in the studio. Unfortunately, thanks to the show the girls are already getting a taste of how shady industry politics can be (they had a bad experience with a music producer on last week’s episode) but that hasn’t stopped them (or their fierce Mama Bear manager) from moving forward. What do you think of the video? For more on Ceraadi follow them on Instagram , Twitter or visit their website . Yes…. Turn the page for another clip.

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Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. The post Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Famous Girls at some Baby2Baby Event of the Day

“Baby2Baby provides low-income children ages 0-12 with diapers, clothing and all the basic necessities that every child deserves.” It is some Jessica Alba is on the board of this charity….and it seems like other famous people come to their events, to put them on the map at shitty red carpet events… So other than the Eagles of Death Metal concert on Friday, this seems to be the worst fucking event of the weekend…and here are links to the vagina that attended, because you like vagina… Selma Blair’s Huge Tits…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Ashley Benson Huge Tits… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Jessica Biel Ass Like Timberlake Likes It TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Crooked Legs TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Jessica Ala is Everywhere TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Maybe you prefer her workout pic: The post Famous Girls at some Baby2Baby Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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