Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience… Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple… The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to a new tabloid report, reality television’s most famous family is NOT reality television’s most close-knit family. Last Friday night, Bruce Jenner sat down for a very revealing interview with Diane Sawyer, coming right out and referring to himself as a woman. The sit-down was viewed by over 17 million people, nearly every one of whom found a lot to admire about Jenner’s honesty and courage. View Slideshow: Bruce Jenner Interview Photos Since this ABC special aired, practically every Jenner and every Kardashian has come out with message of love for Bruce, with Kim Kardashian appearing on Today and saying she supports her step-father 100 percent. Kris Jenner said Bruce is her “hero.” Rob Kardashian called him a “role model.” Kendall Jenner expressed nothing but pride for her dad. You get the picture. But it’s a false picture, sources tell Us Weekly, because the family is actually divided over Bruce’s gender transition. “It’s still Camp Jenner and Camp Kardashian, in a major way,” an insider tells the tabloid. Case in point: Bruce planned two separate viewing sessions for the 20/20 interview, one with his Keeping Up With the Kardashians family; and one with ex-wife Chrystie Scott and his four oldest children. It’s also telling, of course, that Burt, Brody and Brandon Jenner actually appeared on the special… while neither Kylie nor Kendall showed up. Moreover, Kris Jenner was the only one of Bruce’s ex-wives not to speak to ABC. She has since tried to claim she wasn’t asked , which is patently absurd. View Slideshow: Celebrities Show Support for Bruce Jenner Burt Jenner, meanwhile, hinted at the tension between the two side on Twitter over the weekend. “Having a hard time not putting a few people on blast who were not supporters beforehand, but want to act like they were all along,” he wrote. The since-deleted tweet was clearly directed at members of the Kardashian family . “He feels they’re only supportive now for publicity,” the insider says.
It’s no secret that Scott Disick likes to party, but in a recent interview with Life & Style, Disick’s close friend and former manager David Weintraub revealed that Scott’s bad habits are far more severe than the public realizes. Disick ditched rehab for the fifth time last month, and Weintraub says he now fears for the reality star’s life. “Scott is a cokehead,” Wientraub says. “He is totally at the point where he could kill himself.” In addition to the drug use, Weintraub says Disick’s infidelity is so rampant that it almost seems as though he intends to sabotage his relationship. Weintraub claims he’s seen Scott cheat on Kourtney Kardashian with “countless women” over the years, sometimes in the presence of Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend, Tyga. “In Las Vegas about a year ago, Scott and the rapper Tyga were partying at a strip club,” the manager reveals. “Scott was doing drugs and making out with the girls. Then he grabbed two strippers and went into the private room, where anything can happen.” In one of the strangest portions of the interview, Weintraub reveals that Disick claims Kourtney is okay with his philandering. “Scott says they have an arrangement, kind of an open marriage,” Weintraub says. “When he’s away, he can live the way he wants to live.” As for the frequent rumors of Kourtney dumping Scott , Weintraub says they’re often true: “They’ve broken up at least 20 times in the years they’ve been together,” he says. Weintraub says Scott’s chronic misbehavior is the main reason that he and Kourtney have yet to make it official: “Why does she need to marry him? She knows she can’t really trust him. She got her kids and she’s worth five times what he is.” And with that, Kourtney might have cemented her place as the smartest Kardashian. View Slideshow: 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 21, 2015 at 8:02pm PDT Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive… Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes.. That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort… Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body… The post Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum.. The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video.. But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is… The post Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works… You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason… Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say: “It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.” I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you.. Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do… People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything… So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again. Who cares. The post Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum… She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off… Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that… Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless.. The post Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dame Dash Loses Custody Of Daughters After months of back and forth on who’s the crappier parent , courts have finally sided with Rachel Roy in deeming Dame Dash not as fit a parental figure. The judge in their custody battle have revoked Dame’s custody, giving him nothing but supervised visits from here on out. Via TMZ : Damon Dash just lost custody of the daughters he shares with ex-wife Rachel Roy, and it’s probably all news to him … since he didn’t even show up for the hearing. Roy just got sole legal and physical custody of 15-year-old Ava and 6-year-old Tallulah. Dash also wanted full custody. The former couple each accused the other of being an unfit parent. He claimed she drove drunk with one of the girls, and threatened to cut him with a knife. She claimed he smokes weed around the kids. She said all the women and drugs were a bad influence on their daughters. The judge clearly sided with Rachel, ruling Dash only gets supervised visitation. Roy also got a three-year restraining order against Dash. Damn…maybe Dame should have been channeling more of his energy to the case for his kids than to his other ventures and talking points the past few weeks.
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage… People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting… Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love… She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar… So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs. All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst. The post Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
