Gisele Bundchen covers the latest issue of Vogue Brazil, looking downright gorgeous in a black bikini and sleeveless motorcycle vest. And typically this would be old news for the super (duper!) model… except that she posed for the photo just two months after giving birth . Don’t hate her too much, ladies. Gisele had her first child (a son named Benjamin) in 2010 and said at the time that she did kung fu and yoga up to two weeks prior to becoming a parent. “I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals,” Gisele told Vogue at the time, clearly not referring to herself.
Wow. If you thought the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the most graphic look you’d get at a member of that family, you underestimated how few boundaries they have. E! cameras captured Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on the emotional season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sunday … and by giving birth we mean reaching down there and helping pull baby Penelope out of her vagina. If you missed it, here’s a visual rundown of how that went (sorry):
The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..
I’m happy to see that Hilary Duff hasn’t wasted any time getting back to the gym after squeezing a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, but I was expecting her to get back into shape a little faster than this for some reason. I know that sounds unreasonable, I’m still having a hard time losing the weight after giving birth to that disgusting beer and irish stew baby on St-Patrick’s Day , but Hilary’s a celebrity and that’s her job. Nice boobs though.
Damn, Jen doesn’t look that cute anymore: A high school science teacher has plead guilty to an improper relationship with a 16-year-old student in Texas Thursday a year after giving birth to a child. Jennifer Riojas, 27, a former Fort Worth teacher, took a six year plea deal including probation and the forfeit of her state teaching certificate though will not be labeled as a sex offender after prosecutors lessened her charges. According to the arrest affidavit, the student approached Fort Worth police in the fall of 2010 because of his worry he could be the father of her baby
Chris Brown’s mother, Joyce spoke with Sister 2 Sister Magazine about her son’s leaked naked picture and ex-girlfriend Rihanna. Joyce said: “ As young people we do crazy things sometimes like, ‘What in the world?,’ but not never would he have…I…no, Chris’ personality [he] never would have sent something [like that].He felt kind of embarrassed, because I hit him [up] directly afterwards and he said, ‘Mom, I pretty much know who did it,’such and such and such and such, but it’s like, you don’t do that. People either want to make you look bad, or want a check. One or the other, so it’s like, you don’t do that. I guess it was somebody he probably had known for a while that may have been upset with him for a certain reason, maybe he doesn’t talk to them anymore.” Regarding Rihanna: “I think he really needs to talk about the situation in itself, what actually happened to Rihanna… so that he can get that out for himself.He has to learn to deal with it and go on with his life. This is something that happened; it was a huge mistake… it was not good at all. But he is still a human being and we all make mistakes and we live and we go on with it. But he has to own it, deal with it and move on with his life.” Breezy just celebrated a birthday ; the R&B singer turned 22! Chris Brown’s Mom Reminisces On Giving Birth Chris Brown, Keri Hilson & Lloyd Announced As First Perfomers At Birthday Bash 16 Chris Brown’s Mom Apologizes For Michael Jackson Comment Chris Brown “She Ain’t You” [MUSIC VIDEO] Chris Brown Makes A Birthday Resolution; Goes Blonde Again Chris Brown Nude Pics Leaked By Ex-Girlfriend Chris Brown Talks Twitter Hook Ups & Guilty Pleasures [EXCLUSIVE] Chris Brown Breaks Down “F.A.M.E.’s” Double Meaning [EXCLUSIVE] Chris Brown Calls The Durtty Boyz [EXCLUSIVE]
