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Jordan Katie Price Classy in Shorts of the Day

Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat. Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Maid Julia

Here’s a hottie in a French maid outfit. I have something for her to clean but judging from this video, she doesn’t do much cleaning at all… Sexy Maid Julia Video More AmaTuna

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Danielle Lloyd’s Cleavage Attempts A Comeback

I honestly thought busty British glamour model Danielle Lloyd was dead. Alright so that’s a little much, maybe not dead, but at least pregnant with some rich dude’s baby unable to get any message to The Tuna. Apparently I was wrong, here she is at some movie premiere sending signals loud and clear for me to rescue her from whatever lame existence she’s been living for the last little while. Message received….. Put on a little more make up and a push up bra and I’ll see what I can do.

Kelly Brook Playboy Bound

British TV presenter and glamour model/actress Kelly Brook has agreed to pose in legendary lad magazine Playboy. Brook was reportedly offered $500,000 to strip down for an arty and tasteful photo shoot. She’s been trying to make it in the US and we think this is a great start!

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter…. Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters! I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off… Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

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Cameron Diaz and Her Amazing Legs on Set of the Day

The producers of this new Cameron Diaz movie have the right idea. Not only have they cast Justin Timerblake, her ex boyfriend, as her new love interest for publicity. Something that I am sure Jessica Biel would be upset about if Hollywood wasn’t filled with bullshit publicist co-ordinated relationships for these insecure, self-conscious whores, but more importantly if Jessica Biel didn’t have a cock…knowing that there was know way homosexual Timberlake would go back to pretending to be Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, now that he’s got a bitch who makes him feel like the bitch he is, without the world knowing how gay the shit actually is….but they also dress her proper, which is what matters here, since upset jealous girlfriends isn’t really what I do here, but checking out exposed body is…. So here she is Cameron Diaz showing off her amazing legs in this amazing outfit and that’s a good thing no matter how close to 40 this bitch is. Pics via Fame

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Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough. Pics via Fame

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Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease. I know these are boring…but they go up anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Paige Green

I like it when I find a girl so brand new that no one else has done a post or the like about her. Therefore I am going to tell you about Paige Green. Well in all fairness I am going to show you Paige Green. She is very new to the industry but has already been signed by Girl Management who essentially have every top UK glamour model out there. Things should go well for Paige then and you should see her appearing in one of the big mags in the not too distant future. Once again I like it when I find a brand new model for this blog. Its a good feeling of showing the world the beauty of these girls. Jump over to Paige’s ModelMayhem profile to see the rest of her pics at the moment. Make Her Famous Comments

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Katie’s Back In The UK

Looks like the paparazzi in London were happy to have Katie Price back on British soil. The glamour model was fresh of her flight from The States when she was mobbed by photographers at Heathrow Airport. The overly-tanned mother of three has just inked a reality show deal and is fighting off rumors that her quickie marriage to Alex Reid is not legal.

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