I’m sure we all can agree that it’s time Katy Perry starts doing some daily deep knee bends because success has clearly gone straight to her ass. And not in a good way. You’d think with all that money she’d have a team of personal trainers to make sure that her figure stays top notch. I guess not. Anyway, I can’t look at this anymore. It’s too early in the morning.
I’ve never heard of adult film star Jessie Andrews , but here she is at some photoshoot. At first, I couldn’t understand why a girl with a body this perfect would bang on film, but after she removed her glasses I now understand why. Once again, the US porn industry has disappointed me.
I am in Los Angeles, and like me, a lot of people in Los Angeles, don’t give a fuck about the Golden Globes or their bullshit parties you would think would put any other city in lock down. If anything, the rest of the world cares so fucking much about these bullshit self righteous things, you know events to celebrate people who have already won, in movies that are generally pretty devoid of any artistic merit, that the perception is that it is a bigger deal than it actually is….I blame the media and you should too. I didn’t crash any parties, I did get stuck in traffic cuz I took a wrong turn in front of the venue the event was at, accidentally, and I did watch 5 minutes of the bullshit to see that none of those white people thanked Jesus Christ their lord and saviour…. I saw the list of winners, they were all the expected choices, because I guess the Hollywood Foreign press is paid off by the same people, and really unless you were a winner last night and your career is going to turn the fuck around because of it, you have no real reason to care…. That said, the team in the stepFORUM did a round up of everything Golden Globes, so if you are into these over paid cunts in dresses thinking they are a big deal, you’ll love it. Here are some Golden Globes Cleavage Pics to Round Up the Globes of the Golden Globes and the Parties…because the speeches and winners don’t matters..but the titties do…. Sofia Vegara Vanessa Hudgens at Some Party – There’s No Way She Was At the Awards…. Taylor Swift Mila Kutcher Heidi Klum Kaley Cuoco Kate Mara Nina Dobrev Jenna Dewan-Tatum Kate Beckinsale… Kate Graham – Booty is Globes Too There are a hell of a lot more…so CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE A MEGA GOLDEN GLOBES ROUND-UP…I AM TALKING 20 PAGES OF PICS FROM EVERY PARTY, RED CARPET, ALL THINGS GOLDEN GLOBES
I don’t even know who Jaqueline Bisset is…but I do know that her speech is going viral, because I guess people know who she is, and care that she’s drunk and medicated, like everyone in Hollywood…except maybe for the obnoxious sober people who will tell you about how sober they are… I am more into her CNN interview that I watched 30 seconds of and saw her yell at someone to wash her glasses…someone named Nicky…who I guess is her bitch…and that’s amazing. I love drunk, washed up and Tired bitches…
This is the third Lily Aldridge post in the last 7 days and it seems that we’ve got ourselves a nerdy supermodel in a bikini this time around. I’m sure all you 30 year old virgins will love this. I don’t. This is not her best look, but when she takes off the glasses, Lily has Superman-like powers and my penis becomes defenseless. Oh no, my undies are are getting tighter. Not again!
Just call him The One Who Scratches. For reasons unknown and yet totally awesome, an Instagram user by the moniker “georgethekat” has dressed his feline up like Bryan Cranston’s iconic character on the AMC hit Breaking Bad . He’s got the lab equipment. He’s got the goatee. He’s got the glasses. Someone get this pet a pork pie hat and an egocentric attitude that will likely get him killed and he’ll be good to go!
Hillary Clinton made major headlines on her trip through Asia … not just for averting a massive diplomatic crisis, but for wearing no makeup! The Secretary of State finessed a delicate situation between the U.S. and China over a blind dissident, pressed India to reduce its oil imports from the rogue Iran, and deflected the persistent rumors that she will run for president in 2016. And finally … the 64-year-old (gasp) wore very little make-up, sported glasses and had un-coiffed hair during an official event in Bangladesh: “Hillary Au Naturale” has been scrutinized after photos of her wearing glasses, loose hair and nothing but a little bit of lipstick hit the Internet. Her response? To paraphrase Rihanna: F–ks? Not given . Clinton told CNN: “I feel so relieved to be at the stage I’m at in my life right now, because if I want to wear my glasses, I’m wearing my glasses.” “If I want to pull my hair back, I’m pulling my hair back.” In the 2008 primary race, there was much chatter about her short hair and pantsuits, even her use of scrunchies, an outdated hair tie that Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City famously mocked … back when that show was still on. Hil likes ’em because they keep her hair back neatly and out of her face, though, and she’s too busy running the entire world to care. So step off. Going makeup free is a thing now anyways. We’ve seen AnnaLynne McCord, Demi Lovato and Lady Gaga without makeup . Clinton’s just trendy.
About 20 minutes into a 3-D press screening of The Avengers Monday night in Los Angeles, one member of the audience interrupted the superhero theatrics to make it known that all was not right with his viewing experience. “Fix the projector!” the exasperated gentleman bellowed during a conspicuously quiet moment, as Mark Ruffalo ’s contemplative face filled the screen. Something was very off, giving the complainant and others in attendance a less-than-ideal, even disastrous presentation. The only problem? There was nothing wrong with the projector. The issue that led this particular fed up gentleman — who may or may not have been a film critic on assignment, I’m not sure – to shout out in irritated frustration wasn’t any fault of shoddy projection, or texting teens, or (forbid!) an accidental digital file deletion up in the booth, or any of the common complaints audiences have in the age of modern moviegoing. It was a case of faulty 3-D glasses mucking up the picture for the poor guy, giving Joss Whedon’s ZOMG epic 3-D adventure an unsolicited layer of blurriness, blackouts, green tint and/or other visual muck — only he didn’t realize that it was because of the cumbersome contraption on his face and not the projection itself. I know this because about 10 seconds into The Avengers , I realized my pair of theater-provided 3-D glasses were also inoperable — and then spent 15 minutes running back and forth from lobby to darkened theater aisle, sorting through literally dozens of pairs in a frantic attempt to find ones that worked so I could get back to watching Hulk and Co. smash, already. Now, a brief techie aside: The Arclight theaters, which hosted the screening in Hollywood, employ the XpandD active-shutter kind of 3-D glasses — they’re the heavier ones with the rubberized frames and the just-cleaned wet spots, weighty because the active-shutters in each pair are synced to an infrared signal broadcast in the theater which switch alternate right — and left-eye images at high speeds and require batteries. (The alternate kind of 3-D glasses, passive glasses, use polarized lenses and tend to be those lightweight, disposable, hipster-looking shades; these were used at the incident-free Avengers ’ L.A. premiere last month at Grauman’s Chinese, but the Arclight cinemas are XpanD partners.) So the Arclight’s active-shutter glasses were causing a major malfunction for us unlucky attendees who’d grabbed bunk pairs on our ways to our seats. And the exasperated gentleman and I were not alone. In my journeys up and down the hallway I saw many fellow would-be Avengers -watchers doing as I was, all of us locked in a comically desperate dance of grabbing glasses, testing them, returning defeated. Trays upon trays of fresh 3-D glasses were laid out in front of us by the bewildered theater staff, who quickly retired their “These should be working” auto-reply and let us seize handfuls of the damned things at a time. (The Arclight Cinemas declined to comment for this article, by the way.) Critic/journalist Fred Topel , who’d been in the same boat, tweeted about the snafu that night along with an explanation he’d received from the theater manager later, after it had been fixed: @ arclightcinemas 3D glasses broke tonight. Some stayed blurry, some blacked out one of the eyes. I tried 7 before I got one that worked.— Fred Topel (@FredTopel) May 01, 2012 @ Arclightcinemas manager Joshua said they fixed the broken 3D by adding a second emitter in the booth.— Fred Topel (@FredTopel) May 01, 2012 Topel managed to find a working pair before too long, but others weren’t as lucky; of the handfuls of folks I saw leaving their seats to hunt down working 3-D glasses, some, like Screen International critic Brent Simon, gave up the search when he’d decided too much movie had gone by to return to his seat. “My glasses had in-and-out image flickering, one of them went black, and then I had massive green tinting on one pair — sort of like Hulk vision?” he told Movieline. “I tried watching with no glasses for a while, but that was problematic.” After 15 minutes of attempting unsuccessfully to find a working pair, Simon decided he’d have to see the film from the start another time, and left. But unlike those who’d exited altogether or managed to eventually find a working pair, there were the untold folks who, like our exasperated gentleman, either never realized the glasses were the problem or that they’d have to leave their seat and miss parts of the film in order to find a fix. “I had a good vantage point from where I was sitting of how many people were coming back and forth, streaming down the aisles,” said Simon, “and some people were just watching without their glasses.” If you’ve ever watched 3-D without 3-D glasses, you know that watching a film for any amount of time with that kind of consistent blurriness would totally suck. So is every 3-D release worth the potential hassle? Or worth the potential risk ? I’ll put this out there: The Avengers does not need to be seen in 3-D. For starters, it contains a number of scenes that are dark and dimly lit to begin with, notwithstanding the added dimness that most 3-D post-conversions usually suffer. (For example: The entire opening sequence is composed of nighttime action shots that are frustratingly hard to make out.) At moments I glimpsed the screen sans 3-D glasses and the film was brighter, crisper, much more vivid, even gorgeous, and if not for the blurriness of the third dimension I’d have preferred to watch it that way. Whedon seems to have shot for immersive 3-D rather than gimmicky 3-D, which is fine and all, but overall the added dimension doesn’t add that much. If I were to recommend The Avengers to anyone, I’d wholeheartedly push them toward 2-D. Besides, to be in a 3-D film and not get the full 3-D effect — or worse, to sit through a blurry presentation without even realizing something was wrong — would defeat the point entirely. And if 3-D isn’t an essential or notable enhancement to a film, why bother? Just remember: In our brave new world of 3-D dominance, we are all, potentially, that exasperated gentleman. How many of us might continue to sit there, watching through broken glasses, unaware of why the picture was so darn fuzzy? But 3-D continues to be pushed upon us, and while Monday’s minor debacle was just one isolated incident of the technology revolting against its bearer, I simply offer it up as anecdotal evidence of a bump in the road to our moviegoing future; take from this what lessons you will if you see The Avengers in 3-D this weekend. Just don’t rush to blame the blurry curves of ScarJo’s Black Widow getup on the projector. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Look out, music world. Lexi Sullivan is coming. The young singer stars in a new video for a track titled “Hot Stuff,” which is produced by Ark Music Factory, the same company that made a star out of Rebecca Black . And, no offense to Lexi, who may be perfectly nice and innocent in all this, but the song makes Black’s “Friday” sound like a Grammy winner. In it, Sullivan appears to be singing about some cute boy who isn’t very nice, so his glasses break and some other stuff happens and, really, you just need to watch for yourself. But do it with ear plugs, folks. You’ve been warned… Lexi Sullivan – Hot Stuff
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