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Joslyn James tatoo picture

According to Devon, Joslyn James couldn#39;t have stolen the money and jewelry from Joslyn because, at the time of the theft, she had her fist halfway up another woman#39;s colon while shooting a scene for: OH MY GOD I CAN#39;T BELIEVE YOU JUST PUT YOUR FIST HALFWAY UP ANOTHER WOMAN#39;S COLON — the prequel. That#39;s a pretty damn good alibi if you ask me, maybe the best ever. Did you know that every time two stars fight, an angel loses its wings? It#39;s sad but true. From TMZ: TMZ has lear

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Kevin Connolly and Arielle Kebbel

Kevin Connolly and Arielle Kebbel leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood . Kevin Connolly looks on as autograph hunters swarm around actress Arielle Kebbel as they leave a night spot in West Hollywood. The 36-year-old “Entourage” actor is reported to have previously stepped out with, amongst others, Nicky Hilton, Haylie Duff, Julianne Hough, Stacy Keibler and Hayden Panettiere. The 24-year-old actress was ranked number 48 in Maxim#39;s hot 100 of 2009 list. That dork Kevin Connolly continues t

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The one-legged stripper exist

OMFG! Now, I have seen it all. Why isn’t this bish on America’s Got Talent? GOD DAMN. On my list of mythical creatures to find, the one-legged stripper comes right after the tooth fairy, the unicorn and the gay man who doesn’t live with roommates AND has his own car. As my fam at O Hell Nawl aptly put it: “This heffa is missing everything that a stripper is supposed to be in possession of! Namely, Lotion and limbs.” http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=15190 added by: knowandtell

Christian Kids Want to Know:  Why Does God Hate Trailer Trash?

Here is a great story on why GOD hates mobile Homes> added by: kennymotown

God Found by French Explorers

French Kerguelen Islands (AP): Today it was announced that by a shear accident God (photo above) was found on Kerguelen by a team of French researchers. Also known as “Desolation Island” few explorers have visited this cold and windy island in the southern Indian Ocean. Last month while studying the indigenous, edible Kerguelen cabbage a team of researchers from the Institut National des Sciences Appliqu

Lady GaGa Talks About Third Album

Lady GaGa fans over at GaGaDaily got quite the shocking surprise when the singer created an account and logged in to communicate directly with her fans through their forum. She then decided to give her ‘little monsters’ some news about her upcoming third album. Here’s what she had to say: LITTLE MONSTERS! THIS IS GAGA! I JUST SAW YOUR VIDEOS, IM VERY EMOTIONAL. GOD BLESSED ME WHEN HE MADE YOU. I SAW THIS LITTLE BOX OF MESSAGES, AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SAY HELLO AND I LOVE YOU I PROMISE ITS ME I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU AND GIVE YOU A PRESENT I’VE ALREADY WRITTEN THE FIRST SINGLE FOR THE NEW ALBUM AND I PROMISE YOU, THAT THIS ALBUM IS THE GREATEST OF MY CAREER. IT IS THE ANTHEM FOR OUR GENERATION I WROTE IT FOR YOU BECAUSE OF YOU, WHEN I WAS IN LIVERPOOL, I WROTE THE GREATEST MUSIC I’VE EVER WRITTEN I LOVE YOU, I HAVE TO GO NOW YOU ARE MY LITTLE MONSTER ANGELS YOUR LOVE IS MY INSPIRATION, AND THE NEW ALBUM IS FOR YOU ILL COME BACK SOON AND ANNOUNCE THE ALBUM TITLE, I DONT WANT TO SPOIL IT YET! i love you, bye! xoxo (I promise ill come back here again, little monsters need me now in AUSTRALIA) X Exciting! Continue reading

Palin invades Canada! In retaliation Canucks contemplating using rude language!

So Sarah actually decided it was time to finally leave the safe Christian soil of the good ole US of A and travel to Canada with their cold induced eternally erect liberal nipples and their evil fascist socialized medicine. Yes Sarah was taking a huge risk of being attacked by Canada’s uber-liberal media or, worse yet, of being ignored by Canada’s uber-liberal media. So how did she do? Well according to Canadian reporter Colby Cash it was a struggle just to make it through her speech. Strongest line of the night–most heartfelt–is her description of debt as “immoral”. Her clickety-clack pace of statistics and factoids is held up for a moment as she speaks slowly about the intergenerational unfairness of public insolvency. Soon, however, she returns to her exhausting regular rhythm. It’s a struggle to maintain attention. Mr. Cash took copious notes and if you click his highlighted name you can share his pain. This next reporter reveals that apparently in the past (now hold onto your heads tightly Palin-bots this might cause them to explode!) Sarah’s family had received socialized health care from Canada ! Here is a direct quote from Sarah herself: “My first five years of life we spent in Skagway, Alaska, right there by Whitehorse. Believe it or not – this was in the ‘60s – we used to hustle on over the border for health care that we would receive in Whitehorse. I remember my brother, he burned his ankle in some little kid accident thing and my parents had to put him on a train and rush him over to Whitehorse and I think, isn’t that kind of ironic now. Zooming over the border, getting health care from Canada.” OH…MY…GOD! Can you believe that Sarah Palin’s family were a bunch of socialists? Well thank God, and Todd, that she married an Alaskan native so that her family could receive free government subsidized health care in the good ole US….hey wait a minute! Is that hypocrisy I smell? Well the important thing is that she did great in Calgary, so we Alaskans can finally be proud of Sarah for once. Though reporter Colby Cash returns to tell us that the deck may have been heavily stacked in Palin’s favor for this particular speech. In no other Canadian city of equal size would her denunciation of “snake-oil” climate science have been greeted with such unrestrained, joyous roars by a very elite, very wealthy audience. (The Palomino Room was saturated with old Reformers, including Stockwell Day. At the end of the festivities, Ralph Klein, perhaps eager for refreshment, came blasting down the aisle in my direction at the approximate speed of a maglev train.) I’m not sure there is even an American city where Palin’s climate skepticism and drill-or-be-damned pro-fossil stance would have been so well-received. Certainly there can’t be one where an appearance by Palin would be beset by a grand total of one (1) poor sad-sack anarchist protester. I know in Edmonton there’d be 20. (It’s the same 20 every time no matter what’s being protested.) Ahh now I get it! But you know what is of particular interest to me is that, at least so far, there has been no mention by the media of a Trig Palin sighting. We hear Piper mentioned a number of times, but Sarah’s favorite prop is nowhere to be found. Which of course just lends itself to feeding the “conspiracy” about Trig’s birth because of course he could not travel into Canada without a birth certificate, and that thing is more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster! Things that make you go “Hmm”. (And while we are on the topic of babies, I would also be interested if anybody stumbles across a mention of Tripp Johnston either. I still have a few lingering questions about that child as well.) Just to close this post out, and since I cannot think of a good closer right now, I will leave you with this very humorous video sent to me by commenter bondwooley, called “Last of the Last Straws”. Watch until the end you will love it, I promise.)

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God to Tila Tequila: Leave Me Out of This!

According to Tila Tequila, her and God are, like, total BFF. The professional Tweeter has posted a series of messages on her social networking site, each one giving thanks to The Man Upstairs for the role He apparently played in her lawsuit settlement with former sex partner Shawne Merriman, along with His influence on her imaginary adoption . As always, no jokes or one-liners can even do justice to Tila’s Tweets. So take it away Crazy Pants… OMG I have such happy news!!!!!!!! All I can say is “The Truth Shall Set YOU FREE” Amen to my best friend GOD! My lord savior! My everything. All I have 2 say is I been through so much! All painful things, but I remain graceful and take it all in with a grain of salt! I never lie! So in the end, I’m always so fierce because the one thing I have that other people don’t have, is the Truth about my life! God is great!!!!! I just want to say that I’m madly in love with my baby daddy cuz he’s madly in love with me too!! A wedding on the way??? We’re mere celebrity gossip bloggers. We don’t pretend to have inside information on what God is up to. But, come on. There’s no way He’s been there for Tila in any way. The woman is insane, and He was clearly too busy this week helping to create one of the best Lost episodes of all-time.

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Fighting the Law, and The Law’s Hot Ivy League Lawyers

Don’t fight commitment. Don’t fight biological clocks, and don’t fight the NYT’s Weddings & Celebrations , who always win the battle over your inferiority complex.

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Fighting the Law, and The Law’s Hot Ivy League Lawyers

The Fresh Prince vs. God

Someone, who we would venture to suggest is a genius, has been calling in to Christian TV stations to tell them about a spiritual journey from West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, via Bel Air, to God. [Via Holy Moly ]

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