Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them… It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.
Are you sitting? Because One Direction’s Zayn Malik set his Instagram from public to private, and OH MY GOD we think he might be wearing a wedding ring!!!!
With Chris Brown released from jail this morning, one of the first things he plans to do is reunite with girlfriend Karrueche Tran, one of the few constants in his troubled life. Karrueche’s apparently got some big plans for the singer’s first night home, too. Karrueche Tran: Chris Brown Plaything! 1. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Selfie Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown team up on the most disgusting selfie of all time. “To let Karrueche tell it, she’s going to lock his a– up, bathe him for hours and just forget about the outside world,” according to an alleged source. “He just wants to have his freedom,” the insider added, stating the obvious, “To be honest, it kinda sounds strange that she’d want to bathe him for hours.” Compared to the bathroom conditions he’s been subjected to lately, though … “It’s probably going to be amazing for a person who’s been using prison/rehab showers for the better part of a year,” the Brown observer notes. “He doesn’t want to be around anyone, just his family and Kae and he wants to be at home doing nothing. He misses his couches, his bed, f–k, his shower!” Locked up since March, “you can tell by the look on his puppy dog face that he’s sad and tired. He looks and feels like f–k and we all want that to change.” As for whether things actually will change? His camp is optimistic. Chris has “finally learned his lesson,” the source finished. Chris Brown: Out of Jail! Here’s hoping that’s true for his sake, and society’s. The singer is still awaiting trial on assault charges in D.C., so he is far from out of the woods. Not only does he face more jail time for that criminal act if convicted, it could lead to an additional probation violation in the Rihanna assault case. He was sentenced to 131 days in jail just last month, but was cut loose early after serving two-plus months already and months in rehab before that. Despite him getting kicked out of rehab and jailed , of course. People close to Chris say he sounded like “he’d just given up on life” while in prison, and that “everybody that knows him can’t believe he’s still alive.” Chris has already Tweeted since being cut loose. He says: Humbled and Blessed Back to the Music and the Fans Thank you GOD GOD had no comment as of press time. 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.
Rob Kardashian made his voice known today for the first time since bailing on his sister’s wedding. As previously reported, the reality star flew home to Los Angeles late Friday night, skipping out on the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding in Florence the following day. According to TMZ insiders, Rob clashed with his family after he refused to pose for photos with them due to his excessive weight gain . How did such an argument escalate to the point where Rob would actually peace out of Europe altogether and miss his sibling’s big day? We can’t say for certain. But Rob opened today by Tweeting “good morning from Los Angeles,” only to then delete that message… along with all other previously-written Twitter messages. He then Tweeted “happy memorial day. Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD. Psalm 33:12. Lord Jesus, protect those who protect me- police, firefighters, and those in the military. Teach me to pray for them and to honor them for their service. Amen.” Kardashian wrapped up his post with a simple “GOD BLESS AMERICA.” 27 Handsome Photos of Rob Kardashian 1. Rob Kardashian Birthday Celebration Thumbs up, Rob Kardashian! The star is celebrating his birthday here in Las Vegas. There’s nothing wrong (and a whole lot right) with sending our prayers and thanks to our veterans. But one has to wonder if Rob Kardashian is on the verge of some kind of breakdown. He’s clearly not on the same page with his family. Heck, he’s not in the same book. All other of Kim’s siblings, meanwhile, were present for the ceremony. Khloe Kardashian even posted an Instagram photo of her dress and sent along wishes to Kimye for a “happily ever after.” Let’s hope Rob gets one of those as well.
Some babe I know posted this on Instagram, I didn’t bother asking her if this was her mother or friend and they were just being silly…I didn’t bother asking her if she even shot this video…I did however thing some fat old crazy lady on the bus scatching her pussy and sniffing her fingers…was the greatest thing of all fucking time…If I took the bus, and didn’t feel above the bus, since I prefer not leaving the house…this is exactly what I would want to experience…only I’d be the one sniffing the fingers…amazing…
Miley is promoting something pretty pornographic on instagram that’s dropping December 26….and that involves her making sex faces with her hands down her panties…something Instagram appreciates when Miley does it…but when I post a pic of a girl in a bikini…they flag my shit….cuz that’s hypocrisy of the media…ILLUMINATI…. That said, people freak out at Miley’s new image, which has been one of the best moves in pop culture in years, even if the scandalous bullshit has happened with so many teen stars before her, for some reason this Miley one is executed properly …but they forget that her dad was some white trash hick with a shit song and her mom was some stripper cocktail waitress groupie…I mean masturbating for millions of dollars is far better than what GOD had planned for this Hannah Montana chick…I mean drug overdose in some Nashville motel after Achy Breaky Money ran out was more her calling… So this “art” porn is just fuckin tame…and luckily…it will lead to many tweens simulating this…yay…
Move over, Justin Bieber . Nick Jonas has indirectly challenged you to a shirtless-off! The boy bander posted a photo to Instagram today along with the caption “I never do this but… Healthy living and fitness update. Post workout picture. #diabeticinshape #2.0.” In responses, users have left such comments as “yumi,” “OH MY GOD ! Nicholas OH MY GOD. This is real? #Dead #God #OMJ :$,” and “Me tienes mal, estoy intentando respirar.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Ogle away while we go whip up some healthy recipes .
Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD…. I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment. The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…
Michelle Bachmann is as crazy as her husband is gay. Look up a picture of her husband and you will see what we mean. Michelle Bachmann Says Attacks Were Judgment From God According to Raw Story On Wednesday, U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) told a group of conservative lawmakers gathered for a prayer event that the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 and the siege of the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya were “the hand of judgment” from God. According to Right Wing Watch, the event, held in the Capitol’s Statuary Hall, was called “Washington: A Man of Prayer.” The event began with some a cappella Christian singing and progressed with a series of conservative Christian speakers, including Bachmann, who urged lawmakers and others to join her and “birther” author Joseph Farah of World Net Daily for “9/11 Pray,” a day of repentance, prayer and fasting on September 11, 2013. “It’s no secret that our nation may very well be experiencing the hand of judgment,” said Bachmann Wednesday. “It’s no secret that we all are concerned that our nation may be in a time of decline.” She went on to say that only God could set the nation to rights. “The answer is what we are doing here today: humbling ourselves before an almighty God, crying out to an almighty God, saying not of ourselves but you, would you save us, oh God? We repent of our sins, we turn away from them, we seek you, we seek your ways,” she said. “Our nation has seen judgment not once but twice on September 11,” she said, meaning the terrorist attacks of 9/11/2001 and the 2012 attack in Benghazi. “That’s why we’re going to have ‘9/11 Pray’ on that day. Is there anything better that we can do on that day rather than to humble ourselves and to pray to an almighty God?” We think Michelle is piff-puffin on that sticky icky.
