As you may or may not know…I fucking love Candice Swanepoel for her personality….it’s got nothing to do with her hot fit body in a thong bikini…a body she gets paid 100s of thousands of dollars to be in shitty campaigns for Juicy Couture like this….shot by Terry Richardson…who snuck into the shit….that I call shit…cuz it fully lacks any originality like all the shit going on out there…. Now I know there are hotter girls than this tall as fuck South African model….but they aren’t the ones in this stupid video…so it’d be stupid to talk about them….wouldn’t it…
These pictures show us that the key to a failed marriage is dumpy fucking legs….coupled with stupid fucking hair….along with idiotic sounding voice…with nothing but stupid fucking fluff spewed out of it….with financial security thanks to the most humilating of garbage anyone has called music in the history of music….. Katy Perry is not hot and if you think she is you’re either a fag drawn to the fame, glitz, glam….or you have no standards….but as a man with no standards I know…that even that ugly bitches I fuck are ugly…I just do it cuz I got nothing else going for me…you know… Either way…if I was rich and famous, I’d cheat on her fat, lazy, slob ass too…
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “I Wanna Be” by Chris Brown. Lyrics: Look.. I know we been friends for a while now But, I just feel I can confess to you It’s gon’ be hard but.. Alright here it goes Imagine if the pillow that you cried on was my chest And the tissue that you wiped your face with was my hand Girl, imagine if you needed advice about some other guy, I’m the one that comes to mind Not try’na hear you tell nobody that I’m just a friend Just try’na make sure I’m that body that you call your man And anytime you need a shoulder, it’s yours night or day Well, what I’m try’na say is.. I wanna be, the last number you call late at night Said I wanna be, the first one that you dial when you open your eyes Wanna be the one you run to, wanna be the one that ain’t gon’ hurt you I wanna be, yeah Wanna be, yeah Be the man makin’ your girls jealous (Girl, I wanna be) Be the guy shuttin’ down all the fellas (ooh) Whatever you need, girl it’s all on me Your soldier, your friend, or your lover (ooh) Girl, I wanna be Would it be cool, would you mind if I called you my boo, (my boo) What if the next whip you was pushin’ was the one I bought for you Can I be the one that meets your Pops and take your mama shoppin’ Be the only one they liiike (wait!), have you thought about it (wait), Really thought about it Maybe you should take some time, call your girls and talk about it (yeah) Cause I done already made up my mind (my mind) Don’t need no more time to know if I … http://www.youtube.com/v/iTGtjj_6OOg?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the article here: I Wanna Be (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
This is one of the most ridiculous gay mishaps I have seen to date…not that I know that many gay mishaps…I mean other than contracting AIDS with craigslist hook-ups.. Dude crazy glued a tiny hat to his head on Halloween, cuz I guess he was caught up in the moment, and I think it’s important to help this video spread like AIDS…I mean it’d be thematically appropriate. I got nothing left to give people.
This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet. I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.
Retired models are alright, especially when showing off their nice long legs, even when those nice long legs are pushing 50, have a pile of kids, and are doing mommy duty by picking them up at school, cuz she’s got nothing else going on. Retired models are even better when they are the aged version of the bitch who introduced me to bikini models, SI Swimsuit magazine spreads and see thru bikini tops back in 1989 when I was just a 18 year old immigrant…. Not that you care, and either do I, I just know that I appreciate erotica in all walks of life, including when bitches are just walking in life…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t. sit on a park bench this spring and you will see the light of everyday erotica…even if it’s not spread eagled and finger itself on stage.
Here is Aubrey O’Day posing in her underwear with her dog…because she’s got nothing else going on…and figures she might as well get some attention on twitter cuz it makes her feel relevant and keeps her going another day…not that anyone would care if she ever stopped “going” because no one even remembers who she is…except maybe her dog, but that’s just because she’s the person who feeds him…her vagina…when black guys are too busy sticking their dicks in other white chicks to bother with this twat…
After yesterday’s Britney Spears bikini pictures , the secret was out that she was vacationing in Hawaii and it was only a matter of time we’d get to see some more of the washed up popstar. I don’t mean to say we’d get to see more skin, I just meant that there are going to be a crapload of bikini shots all over the place so get ready for it. I know I am, I’ve got nothing scheduled but hours and hours of making angry aggressive love to myself.
