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Haylie Duff Riding Bikes Not Cock of the Day

I am not sure why I am posting these pictures of Haylie Duff, but I can guarantee it is not because I want to fuck her, even if fucking her meant her falling in love with me and asking me to marry her pretty much immediately, because she’s the kind of girl guys just don’t go for, so that when she lands one, she gets hooked up, no matter who the motherfucker is, just as long as he’s willing to fuck her, leading to a life of family dinners with Hilary Duff, a celebrity you and Haylie can spend your nights plotting to exploit, because we know people only care about us because of her.

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Haylie Duff Riding Bikes Not Cock of the Day

Pink Trying to Be Sexy of the Day

I am not too sure what Cary Hart was thinking by casting his “chick” Pink to model his clothing line, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with him thinking she is the hottest thing in the world, considering he married her…twice.

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Lil’s Gotta New Squeeze?

Lily Allen’s got something to smile about…  It seems she’s got a new man on the scene. But unfortunately for us she’s keeping tight-lipped about it.  C’mon Lil give up the goods! The singer is flatly refusing to divulge information about her rumored new beau, builder Sam Cooper, whom she is said to be currently dating.  When asked on BBC Radio One by presenter Chris Moyles if she was seeing someone, Lil remained coy, answering: “I am.

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Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Here’s a video of Destiny’s Child doing some kind of auditon in 1997. I’m guessin’ it’s got something to do with them trying to get a record deal and the only thing we can all learn from this is that Beyonce’s ass has always been fat, even when she was a teenager in ill-fitting hood pants

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Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day

Since jerking off to fresh Michael Jackson material isn’t possible cuz he’s dead, I’m forced to go to his stand-in, his stunt-double, his soulmate in surgery and possibly even the real Michael Jackson for all we know who lived out his dream of being a Playboy playmate 15 years ago.

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Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day