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Welfare Dude of the Day

I live in Canada so I am used to people on Welfare and figure it’s just part of life, but it always makes me laugh at how mad Americans, especially that rich get about people on Welfare, it’s a system that is in place, people use it, deal with it…but for some reason they find it so fucking offensive that people get 180 dollars in food stamps and they call it piggy backing on the tax dollars of the nation…like the host really thinks that this dude is stealing 5 cents out of his motherfucking pocket, instead of looking at how corrupt the actual government is, in terms of Salary the officials get, in terms of travel expenses, in terms of the government being a fucking scam… I also like how dude suggests he works at In and Out Burger, then follows up saying how much he likes In and Out burger, because he’s probably paid by in and out burger…when no one over the age of 16 wants to work at In and Out Burger… The whole thing seems like a SNL Skit, it’s funny on a lot of levels…watch.

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Kate Upton’s V-Magazine Shoot of the Day

Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…

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Uncle Sam Pens Open Letter To Celebrity Tax Evaders [HUMOR]

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Let me just start by saying I hope this letter reaches you in good health. Now, where do I begin?   Got it. Lauryn Hill.…

Uncle Sam Pens Open Letter To Celebrity Tax Evaders [HUMOR]

Federal Indictment Requires Pregnant Rapper Gucci Mane To Surrender His Guns And Ammo!

If there was EVER a ninja who needed to give up his Glock, it’s Gucci . Gucci Mane Forced To Give Up Guns Under Federal Indictment According to TMZ reports : Gucci Mane’s got a problem with the United States government that goes beyond taxes — it’s like a bullet to the heart … because Uncle Sam wants to take his Glock. According to a federal indictment, the government wants Mane to surrender his 2 guns — a 40 caliber Glock and a 45 caliber Taurus. They also want the ammo that goes with it. As for why the government has a hard-on for Mane … the rapper has 2 priors — aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and possession of more than 20 grams of pot. If Gucci is going to be allowed to walk the streets we sure would feel a helluva lot safer if we know he doesn’t have any firearms on his person.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

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Kylie Jenner Flashes Cleavage, Remains 16 Years Old

Kendall Jenner now 18 years old and legally free to pose as provocatively as she desires. So, naturally, Kylie Jenner has stepped in to the controversial role of Reality Star Sister Who Dresses Far Too Seductively For Her Age on Instagram. The 16-year old recently posted the following shot to her photo sharing service, exposing some serious cleavage to the world and trying to ensure that she never again has to ask folks if they know who she is . Check it out, now fellas, but try to keep eye contact with Kylie. She’s only 16, remember… This picture of Kylie Jenner is…   Hot! Inappropriate! Both! View Poll »

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Kylie Jenner Flashes Cleavage, Remains 16 Years Old

Kylie Jenner Flashes Cleavage, Remains 16 Years Old

Kendall Jenner now 18 years old and legally free to pose as provocatively as she desires. So, naturally, Kylie Jenner has stepped in to the controversial role of Reality Star Sister Who Dresses Far Too Seductively For Her Age on Instagram. The 16-year old recently posted the following shot to her photo sharing service, exposing some serious cleavage to the world and trying to ensure that she never again has to ask folks if they know who she is . Check it out, now fellas, but try to keep eye contact with Kylie. She’s only 16, remember… This picture of Kylie Jenner is…   Hot! Inappropriate! Both! View Poll »

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Chris Bosh Welcomes Baby Daughter!

About nine months ago, Chris Bosh shot into his wife… and Monday morning, he scored! A new baby, that is. The Miami Heat power forward and wife Adrienne welcomed little Dylan Skye Bosh into the world at 5:55 a.m. yesterday, a rep for the team confirmed to E! News, adding: “She weighed 6 lbs., 14 oz. and was 19 inches long. Mother and baby are doing great.” Chris married Adrienne in 2011 and she may have banged Lil Wayne at some point. They welcomed their first child, a son named Jackson, in May 2012 and Bosh is also the father of five-year-old daughter, Trinity, with ex-girlfriend Allison Mathis . “What a perfect day to witness a miracle and be humbled by the beautiful process of Life and Love,” Adrienne Tweeted soon after becoming a mother again. “We appreciate all the well wishes, positivity, and words of support we have received! To my husband…you continue to bring life to my dreams and joy to my world. I Thank You for helping me welcome this perfect little angel.” Added Bosh: “I feel like I’m 10 ft. Tall right now! Very happy to welcome another child to the world!”  

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Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods: Real or Fake?

Reports of the government opening free gas stations in poor areas are circulating around social media this morning, but appear to be a clever, satirical farce. As the battle over Obamacare rages on, the administration is using a little known provision law to roll out a national free gas plan, The Daily Currant reports . Allegedly, the White House using authority under the Affordable Care Act to “improve transportation routes to hospitals” to dispense gas free of cost. The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metro areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit. Supposedly. This is all but certainly an Onion -style farce. With quotes! Explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs: “How are people supposed to get to the doctor’s office if they don’t have gas in the car? Health insurance is worthless if you can’t make your appointment.” “This is not something we’re publicizing a lot, for obvious reasons … [but is] just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems.” Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gas for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the U.S. Not everyone is a fan of the bogus program, predictably. “So basically I’m punished for not living in the ghetto,” says Colin Blair, a resident of affluent Detroit suburb Farmington Hills. “I have three kids and a mortgage.” “Life isn’t cheap. I could use some free gasoline too.” Hilariously, “The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president,” he says. “He’s trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections.” “I’ve never been more scared for our democracy.”

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Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods: Real or Fake?

Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods: Real or Fake?

Reports of the government opening free gas stations in poor areas are circulating around social media this morning, but appear to be a clever, satirical farce. As the battle over Obamacare rages on, the administration is using a little known provision law to roll out a national free gas plan, The Daily Currant reports . Allegedly, the White House using authority under the Affordable Care Act to “improve transportation routes to hospitals” to dispense gas free of cost. The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metro areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit. Supposedly. This is all but certainly an Onion -style farce. With quotes! Explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs: “How are people supposed to get to the doctor’s office if they don’t have gas in the car? Health insurance is worthless if you can’t make your appointment.” “This is not something we’re publicizing a lot, for obvious reasons … [but is] just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems.” Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gas for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the U.S. Not everyone is a fan of the bogus program, predictably. “So basically I’m punished for not living in the ghetto,” says Colin Blair, a resident of affluent Detroit suburb Farmington Hills. “I have three kids and a mortgage.” “Life isn’t cheap. I could use some free gasoline too.” Hilariously, “The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president,” he says. “He’s trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections.” “I’ve never been more scared for our democracy.”

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Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods: Real or Fake?