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After being humiliated by Family Guy actress Andrea Friedman, Sarah uses her favorite little shield to deflect criticism again.

This from Sarah’s Twitter page: Trig’s a fan! Go IronDoggers – be safe, ride hard, have fun lovin’ Alaska’s great outdoors. (This Twitpic of poor Trig is from her as well.) Oh Trig, I wish I could say that things are going to get better for you, but sadly I know that they are not. Update: Just HAD to add this quote from the past: “The mere idea of someone doctoring the photo of a special needs baby is appalling.”— Meg Stapleton to CNN, June 2009 Too perfect isn’t it?

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After being humiliated by Family Guy actress Andrea Friedman, Sarah uses her favorite little shield to deflect criticism again.

The Family Guy vs. Sarah Palin Saga: Offensively Predictable, Entirely Played Out

The definitive article on the battle that erupted between Family Guy and Sarah Palin has been written: it’s an A1 NYT feature , it’s comprehensive, and with any luck, finally puts this stupid, boring, predictable saga out of sight forever. In the event that you can’t understand why a cartoon on Fox would be embroiled in a highly quotable media brouhaha with a former vice-presidential candidate, all you have to know is that it’s Family Guy and Sarah Palin. But if you need more background, basically: Family Guy airs episode starring character with Down’s Syndrome voiced by actress with Down’s Syndrome. Vague allusion/”joke” is made about Sarah Palin as character with Down’s Syndrome notes that her mother used to be the governor of Alaska, har har. Palin, who has child with Down’s Syndrome, gets angry, gets on Facebook, and writes about how hurt she is, as former Vice-Presidential candidates are wont to do. So! In comes New York Times ArtsBeat writer Dave Itzkoff, recapping the entire thing , with quotes from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Sarah Palin, Palin’s daughter Bristol, the Family Guy actress in question, and the executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, who helped get said actress cast. Naturally, the actress (Andrea Fay Friedman) was delighted to be a part of all of this. In an email (that the New York Times apparently saved in full for this here definitive roundup) Friedman notes: “I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor.” She added that in her family, “we think laughing is good,” and that she was raised by her parents “to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.” Ms. Friedman continued, “My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.” Well, basically, yes. Even more astute is the observation from said advocate: Gail Williamson, executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, which, among other services, assists films and television series in casting actors with the disability, and helped Ms. Friedman get hired by “Family Guy,” said it did not matter whether she thought the episode was funny. “Within ‘Family Guy,’ the character was fully included, well-rounded, dynamic, not dealing with stereotypical Down syndrome issues,” Ms. Williamson said. She added: “Am I a fan of that kind of humor? Eh. It’s beside the point.” Also correct! The ends here aren’t necessarily bad. Someone got an acting gig, and someone pushed a unarguably “good” cause (equality) forward. There are worse results, and naturally, Friedman and Williamson are happy. Palin and MacFarlane, however, come out of this looking worse for the wear. Just for a moment, let’s consider Seth MacFarlane telling the New York Times that he was proud of what he did, noting that the character’s Down Syndrome being played as a secondary element was essentially the point. Seth MacFarlane’s in the TV business, and he didn’t do this to advocate a cause. There’s an inherent shock factor in having a character with Down’s Syndrome make a joke about Sarah Palin, who has a kid with Down’s Syndrome. He took an audience by the eyeballs, and exploited a willing actress with Down’s Syndrome to do it. And equality, indeed: What working, career actresses trying to make a living—Down’s Syndrome or not—can you think of that would turn down a gig as high profile as Family Guy ? None of ’em, and this one, like the rest, was more than willing to cash a paycheck. Can’t blame her. On the other side, Sarah Palin has again and again fed into being baited by irreverent people making irreverent jokes at her family’s expense. If you have a very large platform, and you say something that can even remotely be perceived as mildly controversial by Palin, it’s pretty much a given that she’s going to mic up and talk about this, as opposed to just writing guys like David Letterman and Seth MacFarlane off (just like the rest of the people they take on manage to do). She used the moment to step up on a platform and advocate a separate side of the same cause, but moreover, herself as a voice in “the conversation” about “the controversy.” Like clockwork: 1. Seth MacFarlane makes “controversial” episode of thing meant to entertain with Sarah Palin joke. 2. Sarah Palin joke elicits Sarah Palin reaction on internet and TV. 3. Sarah Palin reaction elicits Seth MacFarlane reaction. 4. Separate reactions of Sarah Palin and Seth McFarlane are yielded by “controversy,” producing more “controversy.” 5. More “controversy” yields NYT story. 6. Family Guy gets press, Sarah Palin gets soapbox, Fox gets viewers for Palin’s argument on Fox News and for Family Guy ‘s ratings, worthy cause gets talked about more. Everybody “wins.” But mostly Dave Itzkoff , because he got more money than I did to write about this. Kind of related: if Robot Chicken made this joke, it’d (A) be funnier and (B) wouldn’t be a story.

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Kooky Prince to run for California Governor

I feel bad for every other state. They don't have the opportunity to vote a prince for their next governor.

UPDATED: The New York Times David Paterson Story Is Out… Or is it?

So, this is it ? This is THE New York Times David Paterson ‘bombshell’? The whole thing? There’s not a second part that’s good? Jesus, New York Times , why didn’t you say it was going to be so boring. Wed. Update: : Let’s do the time warp again! A knowledgeable source tells us this is not in fact the Paterson bombshell, and that the real story is substantially more… substantial. Our tipster says: I don’t believe this is the Paterson story. The reporters actually did uncover some dirt on him, though nothing of the sexual sort. Mostly stuff about his heavy drinking and loveless marriage. So: Still no drug-fueled orgies… but perhaps fodder for a more substantial scandal than the fact that Paterson has a sketchy confidant? Our tipster says that “there’s an actual profile of Paterson that could run as soon as tomorrow.” We await with bated breath… As for today’s Times article: If you were hoping for the big Paterson-annihilating bombshell that we, in part, led you to expect , prepare to be sorely disappointed. The Times story isn’t even about Paterson, per se: It’s about his driver and closest confidant, David W. Johnson. Granted, Johnson, who started as Paterson’s intern in 1999, has a sketchy past: The Times reports that as a teenager he was twice arrested for felony drug charges. Also, he beats women—Which the Times points out is sort of a paradox, given Paterson’s crusade against domestic violence. The article details a slew of “incidents” including: In 2001, when Mr. Paterson was a state senator, Mr. Johnson, according to a person who was present, punched a girlfriend outside the senator’s Harlem office. But there were no sexy Paterson revelations. No drug-fueled orgies spilling into the halls of the Governor’s mansion. Tell all your friends: Paterson’s closest adviser is sort of a thug. The great phantom David Paterson scandal of 2010 ends with a whimper. (Until we read a tweet about another one.)

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Eighth Husband to Run for California Governor

It needed but this. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, who the AP describe as the “lover (never confirmed) of Anna Nicole Smith,” and a “self-proclaimed member of European royalty,” will try and fill Arnold Schwarzenegger’s chair in the upcoming election. Von Anhalt has been married seven times, most recently to Gabor, now 93, with whom he lives in Bel Air. According to the AP , he has previously worked as a “bank clerk, screenwriter and sauna manager.” He’s also rumored to have bought his title, though he claims he was adopted by a German princess. In 2007 he said he’d fathered a child by Anna Nicole Smith. Paternity tests disproved that. In the same year he was found naked behind the wheel of his Rolls Royce Phantom — his excuse was that he had been mugged by three women. He also sued the makers of Viagra, because he was annoyed that he couldn’t perform without the drug. If elected, he wants to lift the ban on Cuban cigars, and legalize marijuana and prostitution. Then tax them all to help fill California’s huge budget hole. “I went through lots of things, lots of scandals, but that was yesterday, that’s old news,” he said of his past. “Look at what Bill Clinton did in the White House. That was bad, but he got away with it. America gives you a break.”

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David Paterson Tries to Escape His ‘Kafkaesque Scenario’ on Larry King

When Larry King asked David Paterson tonight if his blindness made it hard for him to read the tabloid headlines about a story he claims doesn’t exist, we understood the true meaning of “Kafkaesque”. David Paterson’s appearance on Larry King Live was his most high-profile move yet to stifle the sex rumors about him that exploded last Sunday—Super Bowl Sunday no less! We were one of a number of outlets speculating about an unpublished New York Times article with sexy revelations crazy enough to force Paterson’s revelation. But it contained no such things, said Paterson’s camp . And Paterson did not resign . But since Sunday, Paterson has been a case study in just how hard it is to take away the chattering class’ delicious rumors once they start getting passed around like a lukewarm shrimp cocktail. He’s issued a number of denials, but each one seems to glance off the rumor mill and fly crazily back in his face: Fighting back against the Post’s claims of extra-marital humping prompted some more unsubstantiated rumors ; his appearance on “Imus” helped keep “keep the larger nuttiness alive by claiming the Times’s phantom story had “hypersexualized” him,” as Chris Smith wrote for New York . And still, the question hangs over everything: What the hell is in that article? Thus Paterson ended up on Larry King tonight, hoping that saying the same things he’d been saying all week to more people would fix things. And once there, Larry King asked him if he had trouble reading the real headlines about this supposedly non-existent story. It’s enough to make a guy want to call a situation “Kafkaesque!” Which he did: Someone did the reading in English class! It’s an appropriate allusion though, since Paterson is approaching this thing with as much direction as Josef K trying to grasp the charges against him. On Larry King, he claimed that addressing the rumors would only strengthen them, when he has been vehemently denying them all week. Then he went on to deny, in great detail, the Post’s best rumor: That a state trooper discovered him and a mystery woman smooching in a utility closet in the governor’s mansion: And when King asked Paterson “Who’s after you?” Paterson’s anti-speculation stance got a little muddled with his own *hint* *hint* *nudge* nudge* : For me to speculate about it would be as wrong as the speculations made about me. I can’t prove it, I don’t know who it is. Maybe those in the media could check their sources more. Maybe those in the media might investiagte why their sources are saying what they’re saying. (Cue twilight zone music!) Paterson’s flailing is a tacit admission that there really is no way to stop a tabloid machine that revved up to peak RPMs—at least not until the Times finally publishes their big expose and we can all see for ourselves if it is or is not a 3,000 word narrative of his night with two state assemblywomen in the garden shed or whatever. And Paterson once again urged the Times to come out with it, or at least “clear the air”. Also, he blamed Eliot Spitzer for making the Governor’s office so sex-rumorific: Probably the most Kafkaesque part about this whole thing is: WHERE THE SHIT IS THAT NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE!?

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Gov. David Paterson Spokeswoman Denies NYT Has a Resignation-Worthy Bombshell

The Business Insider posted an unconfirmed report that the New York Times ‘ David Paterson story is so big that the New York governor will resign tomorrow . But Paterson’s office is pushing back, telling Gawker “the governor is not resigning.” We asked Paterson’s deputy communications director Marissa Shoenstein for a response and she emailed the following: “There is absolutely zero truth to these rumors. The governor is not resigning.” Reached by phone, Shorenstein also claimed that the story isn’t coming out tomorrow or “any time soon” and called it a “profile” that’s going to be running in the Metro section of the New York Times . She says more than one Times writers will be bylined on the piece and that her office has been in contact with them and the governor is cooperating with the piece. Finally, when asked whether or not anything that’s going to be written in the forthcoming Times piece on Gov. Paterson could be described as scandalous, a “bombshell,” or anything that might find itself in the public’s general interest,” Shorenstein gave a flat-out deinal: “No.” This, of course, is all spin from the governor. The Times will publish when it’s good and ready. And they’ll have the final word. Which leaves us still wondering: What the hell is in this thing? Earlier, some commenters gave us some ideas. Runner Up: “He’s not really blind .” “Perhaps they’ve discovered that he has no idea how to govern .” ” I call banking kickbacks . That, or he wrote a cheque for a hooker like Jerry Springer.” “He first became Lieutenant Governor when Eliot Spitzer hired him for sex? ” “I’m guessing that he’s a masturbator .” ” It’s a hot li’l female , the Cuomo team is workin’ overtime, and he will not resign.” “He’s a hardcore Warcraft player who got a little too into erotic role playing as a female blood elf mage. Expect some pretty disgusting screenshots from Goldshire .” ” He’s a third-party in the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter sex tape.” “Basically it’s that he is actually a Belgian-born white dude named Tim Kimberly and he was once a paid assassin for Opus Dei .” “Unless the “bombshell” Paterson news involves either of the two philias — pedophilia, necrophilia — or active drug-dealing to under-age children, serial murder, cannibalism, or dog fighting, I’m not going to give a shit .” And finally, our winner: ” He’s really Fred Armisen .” Wow. Just…wow. More as we get it, but in the mean time, the Paterson camp is firm in their stance of noting that there’s nothing any of us should care about in this thing.

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Kristen Stewart — Key Player in Prostitution Case

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Kristen Stewart’s civic duty involved sex, prostitutes and an undercover cop — and the guy on trial even got a happy ending.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hasta La Vista, Tax Lien

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Politix , Exclusives , Arnold Schwarzenegger That tax lien against Arnold Schwarzenegger — consider it terminated.According to documents filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, the Governator has settled his tax issues with the state — and the $79,064 lien against him is no longer in … Permalink

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Are Meg Whitman’s Campaign Donors Funding Her Loutish Son’s Salary?

EBay billionaire Meg Whitman takes care of her son. Griff Harsh ‘s internet privacy has been zealously protected, and he had a defacto bodyguard at Princeton.

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