Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her… So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics… She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from…. Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others… So her tits, like all tits people seem to care about, come from money and fame before she even existed…and there’s nothing impressive in making a career from that…but being bold enough to wear a bikini at 100 years old…that’s impressive..I guess. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Giada De Laurentiis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Marques Houston Talks “Will To Love” “Will To Love,” the romantic comedy detailing the love escapades of a rich and successful business heir who is forced to marry in 90 days, premiered on TV One just a few months ago just hit DVD on October 6th. Film stars Marques Houston , Draya Michele, and Keshia Knight Pulliam are extremely excited for even more people to catch the movie and add it to their home collections. If you aren’t quite familiar, here’s a brief plot synopsis: Jamal Hawkins is a handsome bachelor who will soon be a very wealthy man. As the primary heir to the “Let It Roll” toilet paper corporation, Jamal is set to inherit his grandfather’s empire. Jamal’s world comes crashing down when he discovers that his grandfather has placed a stipulation on his inheritance. The bachelor must find a wife before his grandfather passes away within the next 90 days. As a man who doesn’t believe in marriage, Jamal is lost on what to do. Matters are further exacerbated by Jamal’s conniving half sister, Monica, who calculates a way to steal the corporation right from under her sibling’s nose. In an effort to help, Jamal’s best friend, Danny, devises a plan to fool Jamal’s family and find a suitable wife as soon as possible. With the aid of his new secretary, Rachel, Danny’s one time fling, the trio comes together to hold a casting call for women of all shapes, types, colors and creeds, that might meet his grandfather’s high standards. Actor/singer and now first time scriptwriter and producer Marques Houston wrote and produced the film himself. We caught up with the Film’s star to find out more about his inspiration for the movie. Tell us more about your character Jamal. Jamal is a very successful, wealthy guy who is really all about running hims grandfather’s business. So when he’s faced with this big thing in front of him — finding love — he thinks “How? I don’t even know what that looks like,” because he’s a confirmed bachelor and love just isn’t on his radar. So being that you wrote and produced this movie yourself, did you draw on any of your own experience as a hard-working bachelor? The character of Jamal is actually very very far from who I am — I’m a lover and I love to be in relationships, so it’s a very opposite character for me. But when writing and being creative you come up with different characters. Of course I draw on some of my own experience — I’ve been a bachelor before. I’m definitely a workaholic but when it comes to love, I have more of an openness to it, because that’s important too. I’m a relationship guy, I love being in love. So it’s very different. You worked closely on this project with your long-time collaborator Chris Stokes and also your longtime friends Draya Michele and Keshia Knight-Pulliam. What was your experience working with long-term friends? Draya was really cool. This was actually her first time acting, and she did an amazing job. It’s great to work with people that you know. I’ve known Keshia for years and years as well. As For Chris Stokes, he was very serious about directing. I will say that. Was there a huge difference in working with him on a film rather than on music? Just a bit, only because directors have to run the set. So in that sense, he had the most pressure on him. Other than that, it really was not a huge difference. Will To Love is available on DVD starting TODAY, October 6th. Be sure to grab your copy!!
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Allow me to introduce you guys to German Playboy model and all-around hottie Cathy Schmitz . And no, that’s not her grandfather with her in these pictures, that’s her rich SOB of a husband. According to my sources, Cathy married the 81-year-old Austrian billionaire last year, and you know what, I can’t even be mad at the old guy. See, it’s always been my life’s goal to get a hot model to marry me for money. Why do you guys think I still live in my mom’s basement? To save on rent, duh. And at this rate, I figure I should be able to afford a hottie like Cathy by age 85. Right on schedule! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t acted in a movie that anyone actually cared about in over a decade. Fortunately, that’s freed her up to focus on her real talents – guzzling booze and getting naked for money! All this week, she’s been honing both of her skills like they’re going out of style (and given how rapidly she’s aging, they might be). First, Lindsay got hammered with her 20-year-old sister in London, and now she’s bringing sexy back to the holiday season with the help of a Mr. Rogers-style cardigan: Lindsay Lohan: Topless For Love Magazine! Yes, it’s the latest installment in Love magazine’s series of weird, sexy “advent calendar” videos. You may remember it as the series that previously brought us such memorable images as Kendall Jenner getting spanked by Santa . But even that disturbing scene makes more sense than Lindsay writhing around in your grandfather’s sweater like she’s trying to scrape some spilled coke from the pockets. Look, we get it. Lindsay Lohan gets naked for attention , and this is really nothing new. The problem is, it seems like every time she does this, she expects a massive response from the Internet. You’d think someone who does so many drugs would understand that you can’t do the same thing over and over and get the same effect. At this point, in order to achieve the same impact as the Lindsay’s Playboy photos , she would have to stand behind an x-ray machine and juggle chainsaws, or something. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Rihanna’s grandfather Bravo is as much of a character as she is! Rihanna’s Grandfather Joins Her For RocNation Meeting With Jay Z Pure comedy… We’re glad Bravo has found someone to love after the passing of Dolly last year though. Hit the flip for more photos including some of Jay Z SplashNews/AKM-GSI/Instagram
