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Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

Happy Birthday, Ashley Greene!

What a difference a year makes. On February 21, 2009, we did not wish Ashley Greene a happy birthday. In fact, we had not even written a single article about the actress at that point. But now we’re excited send best wishes to the Twilight Saga star on her 22nd birthday and we encourage readers to do the same. Over the last few months, Greene has exploded onto the celebrity gossip scene, mostly due to her role as Alice Cullen in Twilight and New Moon ; but a series of naked photos didn’t hurt her fame, either. She may be fully clothed in the montage below, but these pictures are still worth a look or two dozen… Two other stars also celebrate birthdays today: Corbin Blue is 20, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is 30. We’ve posted a few images of these celebs below. Don’t forget to include them in your birthday wishes…

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Ashley Greene Does Marie Claire

Here’s Ashley Greene in some photo shoot for Marie Claire magazine. I like that she’s starting to get more attention and getting featured in magazines, but Marie Claire ? If you’re trying to reach out to old ladies waiting to have a crown fixed at the dentist sure, but I somehow doubt that’s her target audience.

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Ashley Greene Pumps It

Here’s Ashley Greene partaking in my favorite fetish, pumping gas. Unfortunately, we don’t know if she managed to stick the nozzle into the hole, but I’d like to think that she did. I have no clue why that’s important, but I guess it can’t really be considered a fetish if nothing gets plugged

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Ashley Greene And Her Little Rat

Now that Ashley Greene is beginning to get a little more of the spotlight, it was only a matter of time before she’d become just another celebrity with a stupid little dog. If your dog fits in your purse, send it back, it’s a rat in a dog suit.

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Ashley Greene Skinny Jeans Ass Flash

Lately I’ve been finding myself strangely attracted to this Ashley Greene chick, she really helps me fill out my pants, so that’s probably why I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing.

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Ashley Greene Nude Bodypaint

Ashley Greene is new on the Hollywoodtuna scene so I’m happy to see that she’s doing her damnedest to get my attention. Here she is wearing nothing but a painted on bikini for some SoBe ad or Sports Illustrated bullsh#t, it doesn’t matter, she’s naked! I would love to be the gay guy that got to paint this on…. A straight guys work wouldn’t have such clean lines

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Ashley Greene Works It

I’m disappointed that these pictures of Ashley Greene don’t involve more ass. Sure there’s a hint of camel toe but how am I supposed to get to know these new Hollywood starlets without getting a good look at their posteriors? Other than that she looks pretty good in her lady douche t-shirt and leggings

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Is Kristen Stewart the Next Maxim Cover Girl?

Ashley Greene is on this month’s cover of Maxim, so could her Twilight costar Kristen Stewart be next in line? Maybe! “I don’t think you can forsee anything Kristen Stewart..

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Ashley Greene Times Two

Ashley Greene hit the red carpet to promote her Maxim magazine cover. The Twilight star hit the red carpet in a clingy black dress and tights with a weird printed cap sleeve.