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Kristin Cavallari Grocery Shopping in Leggings of the Day

You’d think at Kristin Cavallari’s level of success she’d be able to hire herself a Mexican to do her groceries for her, but then again she’s not really at any level of fame, and would probably be better off getting a perverted mexican to do it in exchange for dirty panties he can take home and fuck, and I know just the right person ready for that job, me. Seriously, something about seeing a bitch doing errands when she could pay someone 30 dollars to do it for her is fucking hot to me, probably cuz the last time my wife went to an actual grocery store, she was asked to leave for making out with the baked goods or some shit…cuz she’s fat, lazy and really into food. Pics via Fame

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Pink’s Ass is a Circus Performer of the Day

I was always curious about the dudes who used to find Pink hot. She’s built like a fucking tank and I guess I can respect someone looking for a strong woman who can handle taking the groceries in on her own, or moving furniture around the house without annoying you, but there comes a time in every relationship where you have no choice but to fuck and when that happens and she takes off her clothes only to stand there with bulging, pulsating muscles, I don’t really get how a motherfucker can get hard and pull through…I mean even if the pussy can bench press 2 plates and choke out a dick like it was wearing women’s panties and hanging from the closet in Thailand..sure some people are into anything with a cunt, and I get that ….I am a dude and I’ve done my fair share of shit..so Pink makes senseif you’re actually with the bitch, but I’m talking everyday dudes who have the option of jerking off to any music video, but for some reason choose Pink. Suspect…. I don’t know why she turned her stage show into some circus performance, and I don’t really care, it’s some weird novelty that leaves her pantsless and uninteresting, but maybe you’ll be into it, cuz you’re the kind of guy who turns on Pink’s songs everytime your mom goes grocery shopping, leaving you the opportunity to love yourself….. Here’s a bonus zoom-in shot of Pink’s ass on stage for those of you closet cases who figure manly chicks aren’t as gay as taking the plunge into dainty men……it is more socially acceptable… Pics via Bauer

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Parenting hack: Let kids pick their own produce

Kids are more likely to eat food they’ve picked out and prepared themselves. It’s established wisdom. But when the cards are down and it’s time to head to the store, it’s all too easy to give into the temptation to leave the kids at home with your partner and go pick up the groceries yourself. It’s so much quicker and easier, right? What you need, tired parent, is a dirty dozen cheat sheet for kids. We hope you already carry a copy of the Environmental Working Group’s dirty dozen produce list in your wallet, reminding you which fruits and vegetables are the worst offenders when it comes to pesticide residues. (If you don’t have one, you should; cheat sheets make healthy, sustainable shopping sooo much easier.) Now, you can arm your kids with their own treasure map for the hunt: a colorful, kid-friendly version of dirty dozen cheat sheet from My Paper Crane. Download and print off a copy (you can even laminate it, if you think it’ll be seeing a lot of hard action), then hand it to your kids at the store and let them pick their own. I’ve done this with my own kids since they were big enough to read the list, and they love sleuthing out the tastiest healthy choices. With this new kid-friendly version, you can introduce your own family to the thrill of the produce hunt even before they can read. That’s one more job off your list and in the (grocery) bag! (Photo credit: My Paper Crane ) Company: Environmental Working Group Glossary: Organic , Toxicity , Pesticides

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Snowpocalypse ’10: Everybody Panic!

Washington DC is forecast to get 20 to 28 inches of snow . Naturally, the capitol is preparing for the impending blizzard by hoarding Lunchables, half & half and Chunky Monkey according to this tipster photo taken at Safeway last night. Meanwhile up here in New York, the forecast is bit more uncertain.

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Peel Your Ears While I Vomit on the Table: Learn to Speak Hipster

The word ‘hipster’ is wildly misused, ( including by me ).

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