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What’s Really Behind Those Philadelphia ‘Flash Mobs’: A Breakdancing Crew [Flash Mobs]

Flash mobs terrifying business owners in Philly are said to have been inspired by “Twitter messages to ‘come to South Street.'” That is bullshit: Twitter didn’t cause these flash mobs; neither did “social-networking”. It was a dance crew. This past Saturday night, a violent “flash mob” of teenagers summoned by social-networking websites was supposed to randomly materialize and wreack havoc on South Street in Philadelphia. There was no flash mob, besides the one made up of CNN and Fox News crews, and Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter and his police entourage, who locked down the area in an attempt to head off the blood-crazed teens. Did the massive police presence and network news cameras successfully prevent a repeat of last week’s destructive South Street flash mob? We believe there’s a much more boring reason: The dance crew Team Nike didn’t happen to have a performance scheduled that night. Philadelphia is currently a city besieged by flash mobs. If you’ve been following the news out of Philly, it seems like there’s some sort of extended Web 2.0 Watts riots going down. ” Another Flash Mob Rocks South Street: In the ‘Tsunami,’ Chants of ‘Burn the city!’ ” blared the Philadelphia Inquirer after a flash mob last Saturday night, March 20th. There have been either three or four large gatherings of—mostly African-American—teens in Philadelphia in the past three months, depending on whose doing the counting. They have turned violent, with some kids smashing up stores and beating up passersby. The March 20th mob was the latest, and it featured some of the worst violence yet . The key aspect of the story, repeated in almost every news account, is that these weren’t just normal groups of teens: They were “flash mobs” ” organized through social networking Web sites. ” Citizens are freaking out: Four days after last Saturday’s, the University of Pennsylvania warned students of an impending flash mob near their campus. Police showed up in force; nothing happened . And the spectre of hundreds of rampaging black teens able to assemble with a few mouse clicks has captivated a social media-obsessed press . We covered the flash mob on South Street that actually happened on March 20th with a heavy emphasis on the social-networking angle. The Times led with the social networking angle, too: ” Mobs Are Born as Word Grows by Text Message .” The Philadelphia Daily News singled out Twitter to blame for the March 20th mob. Inspired by Twitter messages to “come to South Street,” police say hundreds – business owners say thousands – of young teens stampeded down South Street in waves, jumping on top of cars, knocking over pedestrians and fighting and cursing. But, uh, about those Tweets? Here are the results of a Twitter search for “come to south street” from March 20th-March21st Jessika521’s tweet on March 20th at 2:47PM at her friend Brainbangley was the only “come to south street” tweet before the flash mob. The other results were about the Daily News article, after the flash mob took place . Unless all these teens had protected accounts, or the flash mob was entirely organized before 3PM, there’s no way this was a Twitter-mobilized mob. The mob didn’t even begin until around 9, so that’s highly unlikely. (Hilariously, Jessika521 later posted a tweet about a New York Times journalist asking her on Formspring.me if she had been at the flash mob. Her answer: “What the fuck?” She was probably just shopping.) In fact a close reading of the news accounts shows that, far from a roaming mob of teens who just all happened to tweet the same thing at the same time, the majority of these “flash mobs” were actually street performances organized by Team Nike, which is, as far as we can tell, a break-dancing crew made up of teens wearing big white Nike T-shirts. Here’s what two teens told the court during a hearing about the March 20th “flash mob” : Two teens… also said informal, neighborhood dance groups with a presence on MySpace had been at the heart of the gatherings. One dance group identified in court, Team Nike, posted a video on YouTube this week showing about a dozen teens on South Street dressed in what appeared to be homemade Team Nike shirts. The teens dance and shout slogans, but are peaceable throughout. At one point, the message “We got tha whole South Street following us Team Nike” flashes on the screen. The team members are, in fact, shown at the head of a large crowd. Here’s video of Team Nike at the March 20th “flash mob”: And during a hearing for teens arrested in a February 16th “flash mob” that rampaged through The Gallery, a local mall, one teen said: One 15-year-old Gratz student took the blame for sparking the large gathering at the Gallery. He said he is involved in a dance group called Team Nike and that mall security guards let the teens dance there. On Feb. 16 he said he put a “friend blaster” message on MySpace that the dance group was headed to the Gallery to make a video. “Anybody who thinks this is a flash mob, it’s my fault,” the teen said. “This time, it was too many people . . . They ain’t flash mobs. They’re dance groups.” Another 15-year-old Gratz student also said that informal, neighborhood dance groups are at the heart of the gatherings. He said the groups throw parties and sometimes identify themselves with homemade shirts and hoodies. (emphasis mine.) Here’s video of the Krush Groove Crew dancing at the Gallery—apparently a popular spot for Philly breakdancers: Just like that, two out of three (four?) flash mobs are explained. Sorry, CNN, they weren’t mobs of angry black teens empowered by Twitter and looking for something to smash: They were breakdancing concerts. Yes, the kids were perhaps “summoned” by social-networking messages from Team Nike members, just like people are “summoned” to any show or concert. And we’re guessing these kids summoned their friends, who summoned their own and things reached that snowballing point where they get out of hand. Like, imagine a Justin Bieber concert with no security. This explanation is a whole lot less scary than the irrational, all-destroying hive mind that many people seem to think is driving these “teenage flash mobs” as they sweep the city via “social-networking”. This is probably why media accounts have largely overlooked it. The New York Daily News ominously wrote of the February 16th flash mob: “Police suspect the 100 teens gathered at The Gallery on Market St. after organizing the incident on Facebook or Twitter.” No mention was made of the possible Team Nike connection, as if the entire point of the gathering was to cause an “incident.” A puzzled psychologist instead could only offer: “social phenomena have to start somewhere.” The Philadelphia Inquirer asks: ” What’s behind ‘flash mobs?’ ” They suggest everything from “boredom” to “urban inequality” to “the dynamics of large groups.” Yes, those are certainly all at play! But more immediately, we believe we have found your “incident,” your terrifying, unknowable “social phenomena.” This is what’s behind the Philly flash mobs: Presenting: Team Nike. Maybe instead of tooling around Philadelphia trying to guess where the next flash mob is going to happen, Philly authorities can instead try to find Team Nike and their breakdancing buddies a safe place to hold their next street show. If not, we can predict where and when the next street show will get out of hand—er, dangerous flash mob will be summoned. According to one Team Nike member’s MySpace page , they’re planning on “shutting down” 40st on April 10th. See you at the flash mob! Look at this face and tremble, for it is the face of a flash mob: Also, check out their show next month. Should be poppin’!

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Pope on the Ropes: Your 2010 Papal Scandal Primer [Religion]

New revelations of child molestation by Catholic priests, and the Pope’s indifference, have his critics and defenders locked in a holy war of words. Some anticipate his downfall. Others see a secularist smear campaign. Here’s your guide to the controversy. It’s been a rough month for Pope Benedict XVI. First, his letter to Irish Catholics apologizing for past abuses by priests there didn’t go over well . Then the Times printed documents showing that while Benedict headed the Church’s office charged with defrocking priests, he ignored reports of a bishop who molested 200 deaf boys in Wisconsin. And before that, as archbishop of Munich, he allowed a known pedophile to continue leading a parish . Finally, this weekend the Pope had enough. He struck back against the media during his Palm Sunday address , saying he won’t be “intimidated by petty gossip,” and that he doesn’t appreciate the “ignoble attempts” to tarnish his good name. Yesterday, the Times ran an article that says as archbishop of Munich, the Pope, then Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, “expended more energy pursuing theological dissidents than sexual predators,” and that he wasn’t much concerned with the day-to-day managerial side of being archbishop. Like the annoying amount of paperwork that probably goes along with prosecuting a kiddie-toucher? Instead, he focused on more important things, like disciplining a priest for leading a mass at a peace rally in 1981. That priest eventually left the Church, disillusioned. In an editorial on Friday , the National Catholic Reporter said, “the Holy Father needs to directly answer questions, in a credible forum, about his role […] in the mismanagement of the clergy sex abuse crisis.” Andrew Sullivan thinks the Pope’s “cult of total authority” stands in the way of owning up to any personal culpability, and diminishes the authority of the Catholic Church. “It’s obvious he should resign. It’s also obvious he cannot. That’s why this crisis is so grave,” Sullivan writes. Even Sinead O’Connor jumped in, railing against Benedict in a Sunday Washington Post op-ed. The Guardian polled its readers over the weekend: But the Vatican is fighting back. It started Twitter pages in six different languages on March 20. The first tweet was a link to Benedict’s letter to Irish Catholics . And the Pope even has a fan club! They have a website called the The Benedict Blog , and lately it has been busy countering the Pope’s critics in the nasty, secular press. The Telegraph ‘s Blogs Editor, Damian Thompson, goes after “liberal Catholics” for Pope-bashing , and for trying to “sabotage” Benedict’s “liturgical reforms.” New York’s Archbishop Timothy Dolan rushed to the Pope’s defense and compared his plight to the persecution of Jesus, saying “Palm Sunday mass is surely a fitting place for us to express our love for and solidarity for our earthly shepherd now suffering from the same unjust accusation and shouts of the mob as Jesus did.” The Times ‘ religion reporter, Laurie Goodstein, has really pissed off the Vatican. She blew open the story of Reverend Lawrence Murphy, the kiddie-touching Milwaukee priest with a thing for deaf children. Goodstein writes : Top Vatican officials – including the future Pope Benedict XVI – did not defrock a priest who molested as many as 200 deaf boys, even though several American bishops repeatedly warned them that failure to act on the matter could embarrass the church, according to church files newly unearthed as part of a lawsuit. The internal correspondence from bishops in Wisconsin directly to Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the future pope, shows that while church officials tussled over whether the priest should be dismissed, their highest priority was protecting the church from scandal. The documents emerge as Pope Benedict is facing other accusations that he and direct subordinates often did not alert civilian authorities or discipline priests involved in sexual abuse when he served as an archbishop in Germany and as the Vatican’s chief doctrinal enforcer.” The documents can be seen here . Then there’s Rev. Peter Hullerman. He molested boys at his parish in Germany , was sent to therapy for pedophilia, and days later returned to work with children. He was convicted of molesting boys at another parish that Benedict helped transfer him to. But supporters of the Pope are trying to lay the blame on his right hand man, Rev. Gerhard Gruber. There’s some really bizarre stuff out there, too, like this YouTube video. In a “parody” of the 2004 movie Downfall , Adolf Hitler learns of Benedict’s popularity among “the youth” and loses his mind. One of Hitler’s aides in the bunker tells him: “But at least we got the secular media against [Benedict].” Are they equating critics of the Pope with Nazis? No, of course not. It’s a parody! Ha! Kind of like posting the picture below of Benedict, then Herr Joseph Ratzinger, as a totally unenthusiastic member of the Hitler Youth. Funny stuff! So there’s your 2010 papal scandal as of today. The chorus of prominent Catholics demanding his resignation is growing, but if the Pope’s latest comments are any indicator, old Ratzinger is not going down without a fight. [ Images via Getty ]

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Underrated Sci-Fi Masterpieces

I totally agree that “The Fountain,” “Dark City,” and “Sunshine” were some of the best and misunderstood scifi films ever made. But “Alien3”??? I just don't think so. In my world only “Alien” and “Aliens” exist. Any mention of the “others” is just fantasy to me. Nominees (listed alphabetically): Altered States Alien3 Andromeda Strain Dark Star Dark City The Day the Earth Caught Fire eXistenZ The Fountain Gattaca The Hidden The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Predator Primer Silent Running Sleeper Solaris (1972) Solaris (2002) Stalker Sunshine Time Bandits Tron Read more: http://techland.com/2009/12/16/the-five-most-underrated-sci-fi-masterpieces-act-… http://techland.com/2009/12/16/the-five-most-underrated-sci-fi-masterpieces-act-… added by: booksellergirl

The Justin Bieber Guide for Old People [Fieldguide]

Today, 16 year-old pop singer Justin Bieber announced his first world tour. This merited an 81-word write up in the Times . Meanwhile, 12 year-old girls are literally weeping with anticipation. What the hell is going on? Come, elderly reader. Learn. Bad news, Old Person: No matter how much you try to avoid it, you will have to eventually interact with someone to whom Justin Bieber is the sun around which their little life revolves. So we present this Justin Bieber Guide for Old People to help you avoid embarrassment in front of your offspring, students, or patrons your candy shop. Justin Bieber is the first “YouTube Sensation” to make it big Back in the old days, pop stars like Lady Gaga came up the hard way: After years of performing thankless gigs in small clubs they would eventually be signed to Island Def Jam Records. But Justin Bieber was signed to Island Def Jam Records just because a YouTube video of 12 year-old Bieber covering Ne-Yo in a singing competition went viral. A prominent manager randomly stumbled on it and now he’s chilling with Usher. Bieber is in fact the first real YouTube sensation to cross over to the mainstream, and much of his appeal comes from this grassroots creation myth. (No, Susan Boyle doesn’t count since the only people who enjoy her sincerely are you Old People.) Justin Bieber is Canadian In the grand tradition of such Old People favorites as Alanis Morissette and Rush, Justin Bieber hails from Canada. He was raised in low-income housing by a very Christian single mom in Stratford, Ontario (Pop. 3,000). Now he lives in Atlanta, which you may remember from the time they Seceded from the Union during the Civil War. Justin Bieber Owns Twitter Perhaps you have experienced the phenomenon of logging into Twitter to see what brands of wine your friends are drinking only to be confused by the fact that “Justin Bieber” is a trending topic. He almost always is, for no reason except that every eleven year-old girl on Twitter appears to only tweet about Justin Bieber . (And everyone else is tweeting “Who the hell is Justin Bieber?”) Bieber has more than a million followers and, according to Perez Hilton, he gains 11,000 new followers daily . Justin Bieber Has Famous Friends Even You May Have Heard of You might know Ludacris best for the hoes he has in so many different area codes. But a new generation knows Ludacris only as Justin Bieber’s friendly rapping sidekick on the summer hit “Baby”. ( “She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck/she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.” ) And Usher, who signed Bieber after hearing him sing just once, said of Bieber, “Sometimes he’s like a little brother or a son to me.” Bieber’s toured with Taylor Swift, and sung the opening line on the new “We Are the World” remake that is probably on your “Chillaxing” iTunes playlist. Justin Bieber Has Three Songs Every Prepubescent Girl Knows Bieber’s first album, My World was released in November of last year. It went platinum. But all you need to know are the three hit songs and their corresponding music videos: “One Time” – The one where Usher calls Justin on his iPhone. “Baby (Ft. Ludacris)” – The one with Justin and Ludacris in a bowling alley. “One Less Lonely Girl” – The one at the laundromat. Justin Bieber Literally Causes Riots Among Said Prepubescent Girls You are old enough to remember the 1965 Watts riots, right? Bieber had one of those! Last November, during a scheduled appearance at a Long Island mall, a riot broke out among the 3,000 attendees when Bieber wasn’t allowed to perform because of safety concerns. A handful of fans suffered minor injuries and an Island-Def Jam VP was arrested for not tweeting that the show was off. Yes, Old People, it’s time to wake up to our scary new world where a YouTube sensation has supplanted social justice as the only reason anyone riots, and you can be arrested for not tweeting. Welcome.

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Fake Your Way Through It: Breaking Bad

Your guide to two seasons of murder, meth and money-laundering.

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Guy’s Frozen Penis Snaps Off in Ian McEwan’s New Novel [Book Excerpt]

Post- Atonement Ian McEwan wrote a satirical global-warming thriller wherein a man tries to pee outdoors in -26F Norway, then experiences shrinkage so severe his dick turns into a frosty popsicle, cracks, and slips out the leg of his pants. Praise be the gods of Page Six that this is the first excerpt I’ve seen from Solar . Protagonist Michael Beard is a physicist whose wife leaves him when she discovers he’d had eleven affairs. He goes on a trip to the Arctic to “see global warming for himself.” While in Norway, the following occurs: As the polar wind raged … he watched in horror as his penis shrank even smaller, and curled tighter against the zip. And not only was it diminishing before his eyes, but it was turning white. Not the white of a blank page, but the sparkling silver of a Christmas bauble. …his unfortunate [member] was as hard as ice … He let himself be guided back to [his guide’s] Ski-Doo and it was there that the calamity finally happened. As he raised a leg to hoist himself onto his place behind the guide, he felt, and even thought he heard, a terrible rending pain in his groin, a cracking and a parting, like a birth, like a glacier calving. He gave a shout… The punch line, Page Six writes, “is one of the sickest meet-cutes ever.” Beard boards an Arctic cruise ship and a pretty lady initiates conversation: “This just dropped out the bottom of your trousers.” Dear Literary Master Ian McEwan, I am pre-ordering your book right now. [ P6 ]

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GETTING LOST: Why is Michael back? Plus: Number Theory!

This week, we talk about the Numbers revelation, questions raised by the Numbers, and a soundbite from Michael Perrineau about Michael’s return.

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The Bachelor: Chris Harrison talks BACHELOR finale

The Bachelor host, Chris Harrison, talks about Rozlyn’s personal attacks, the dramatic finale, and “On the Wings of Love”.

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TV’s Biggest Blunders

NBC Cancels Baywatch Say what you will about the story lines on Baywatch , but the show made money. After NBC canceled it, the Hoff-fest went on to become the most popular show on Earth. Oops. Check out this and other major mistakes on TV Guide Network’s hourlong special, 25 Biggest TV Blunders , airing Sunday, Feb. 28, at 8/7c. Which blunder is the biggest? Tune in to see. [13 photos] Continue reading

GETTING LOST: Who is Richard Alpert? Plus: Hawaii pics!

This week we share Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn’s thoughts on redemption, a conversation with Nestor Carbonell, and some interesting pics from Hawaii.

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