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Jessica Simpson Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson is lookin’ pretty fucking amazing….If you think busted up and broken down is amazing, which I do, because I like shit from the gutter, especailly when that shit in the gutter was once at the top, it means she’s fallen off her high horse, leaving her second rate to her sister who was already second rate to begin with, so I’m not sure where that leaves Jessica, I just know that the only thing she has going for her is that she’s gained a lot of weight, looks like shit and is rumored to be dating some freakshow from Smashing Pumpkins which is totally fuckin’ weird, but Pics via Fame

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Taryn Manning is Seriously Gutter of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal. I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.

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Whoville Gets Raunchy

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So um, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson posted this picture to Twitter and get your mind out of the gutter people! Ashlee for her part, is doing her best Dr. Sues “Whoville” impersonation, Jessica on the other hand, is doing god knows what

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Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jeep-tronica

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What do you get when you mix a group of people with a jeep? If you said an orgy, you need to get your mind out of the gutter and watch the coolest thing anyone has ever done with a jeep ever. Is it just me or could this be a Prodigy song

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Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a confession to make. I had a Latoya Jackson VHS tape given to me years ago that was produced by Playboy, that pretty much featured her in 3 or 4 different scenes where she danced around naked. I don’t remember if their was any softcore lesbianism, but there was definitely trimmed muff, and I definitely masturbated to it because it was the 90s and my options were limited

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Puerto Rican Day Parade 2009 of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As Americans you have no excuse for living in whatever shitty small down you live in and not down in the Caribbean island that your people own, cuz shit seems like it is just the right amount of gutter that makes you feel like you are in the projects, but the climate to remind you that you are in some kind of paradise So here are the trashy Puerto Rican girls and their asses, the trashy Puerto Rican guys and their pit bulls, gangster clothes and pick up trucks, all celebrating being not quite American and it is hot.

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Leighton Meester in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…

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