Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot… It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care.. I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage. Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense. The post Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Brad Falchuk have been going strong for a few years, now. Their Halloween costumes this year were actually good and they make a genuinely cute couple. Well, they’re taking things to the next level. One might say that the two of them are “consciously coupling.” Well … Gwyneth might say that, anyway, after her infamous “consciously uncoupling” breakup line when she and Chris Martin split. But there’s some very good news in Gwyneth’s personal life. Gwyneth is an actress. She’s a beautiful woman. She also happens to own a magazine that tells women to shove rocks up their vaginas for better sex . Brad Falchuk is perhaps a little less well-known, but his name is probably familiar at the very least. He’s been a co-creator and/or writer on just about every big Ryan Murphy project for a while now, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story . (Falchuk is a good-looking guy and you’d think that he’d be an actor, but half of the pictures of him make him look alarmed and bewildered. Some people do their best work off of the screen) The two met back in 2014 on the set of Glee . They didn’t go public with their relationship until 2015. They attended the screening of Scream Queens together, openly dating, and even posted a couples selfie to Instagram. Well, now they’re doing much more than just going public. Us Weekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed to them that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged . One of Us ‘ insiders says that the couple has been discussing the possibility of engagement for over a year. “They both knew it would happen, but it wasn’t a big thing to them because they were both in long marriages before. There wasn’t a rush” In fact, both Gwyneth and Brad have two children, each, from previous marriages. They knew that they had more than just themselves to consider. It’s good that they took their time. Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk haven’t officially announced their engagement just yet. The fact that the news has broken might rush things along a little, but it sounds like Gwyneth has a plan. The couple has reportedly already taken engagement photos, and Gwyneth plans to put them up on her website for the big announcement. With Gwyneth, there’s no way of knowing when “the right time” might be. It might be after they’ve told all family members. It might be based on, like, quasi-spiritual “medical” advice. And speaking of the load of Goop that Gwyneth likes to share, let’s remember what Brad Falchuk is marrying into. Gwyneth has been something of a controversial figure in recent years. And while Gwyneth thinks that people only hate her because she’s a woman , we have to say that there’s more than misogyny at work. It’s … well, some people think that she’s about as out-of-touch with the real world as Mitt Romney or Lucille Bluth. She also, again, puts out a newsletter called Goop that encourages practices that are not recommended by doctors. Like, again, stuffing a rock up your vagina to allegedly improve your sex life. (Fair warning, rocks are porous and this could lead to an infection) But if Brad Falchuk’s willing to accept the good with the bad, then good for the two of them. View Slideshow: 9 Ways Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Improve Your Sex Life
Gwyneth Paltrow is the kind of woman who isn’t even that interesting of a personality…but who was in movies at one point in time…and who dated a bunch of celebrities at one point in time…all thanks to her dad being in the industry so that she didn’t really have to actually suck dick to get ahead..it just sort of happened for her…nepotism… Yet she matters, is influential enough to remind us how ridiculous people actually are, and how they are suckers for anyone they see on TV, believe their bullshit, and buy into them…and this bitch just trolls them to see how far she can take it…if she tells them to stick a dead strsy cat in their assholes…they will…that fascinates me. This may be her nipple. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipple of the Day? appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me…. They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits… Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later…. Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids…. Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance… I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated…. She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass… I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something…. Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting. She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out… You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares… The post Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist… I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance…. I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better… She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone… Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego… But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists… I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career… The post Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
