I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy…. But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think… This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…
I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy…. But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think… This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…
Earlier today, Kris and Bruce Jenner finalized their divorce , which got us thinking about the other big breakups of 2014. Celebrity couples come in all shapes in sizes (men and women, men and men, men and whatever Bruce Jenner is), and they split for any number of reasons (but mostly due to arguments over the sex tape profits). This year seemed to offer more celebrity breakups than most and they ranged from couples we couldn’t stop talking about (like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin ) to ones we couldn’t care less about. (Remember the Captain and Tennille? Neither does anyone else!) Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks Say it isn’t so!!!! Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks, stunningly, called it quits in September 2014. 2014 is notable not only because a lot of couples broke up, but also because of the strange ways that they called it quits. Not only did we learn (and learn to hate) the phrase “conscious uncoupling,” we also had a front row seat to one of the most soap-worthy breakups in history, courtesy of Naya Rivera and Big Sean: Following allegations of infidelity and Rolex theft (seriously) Sean dumped Naya in April just three months before they were scheduled to get married. Naya kept the dress, the venue and the the emotional instability, and walked down the aisle with a different dude on the same day she was supposed to marry Sean! But don’t worry, Naya wasn’t the only one to recover from a broken engagement in record time. Sean began dating Ariana Grande almost immediately after breaking it off with Naya, and now rumor has it that he’s planning to pop the question on Christmas ! So if you were dumped in 2014, take heart! If you move as fast some celebs, you could be single on New Year’s Eve and married by Groundhog Day! Check out the gallery above for a complete list famous faces who went their separate ways in 2014!
Well this is offensive on pretty much all levels….but that’s probably because I don’t really give a fuck about Gwyneth Paltrow and I’m not some weirdo die hard Marilyn Monroe fan, who gets off to strippers who dress like her…it’s not really a relevant fantasy, and hollywood hookers from the glory days of hollywood who have drug overdoses aren’t that interesting in a world where hookers die everyday… I just think seeing Paltrow agree to this is just fucking odd…like some kind of delusional behavior we can blame being born rich and in Hollywood before having a career in Hollywood does to a girl…
Kim Kardashian’s much-anticipated selfie book Selfish (get it?!) won’t hit shelves until April, but we’ve got the description for you right here and it.is.hilarious. Unintentionally, of course. But still. The reality star’s book features NEVER BEFORE SEEN self-portraits from her “her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist,” Rizzoli publishing boasts. It will also present, in all their epic glory, “some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume … from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots.” Knock us over with a feather. The book description also kompares the Kim Kardashian sex tape star to none other than Marilyn Monroe. Seriously. The two are totally on the same plane. She’s “one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world,” having catapulted herself into the upper echelon of Hollywood, the publisher notes. “Hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon.” “A new mom to her daughter, North, and happily married to the rapper Kanye West, Kim Kardashian is on top of the world,” the intro hype continues. 18 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet 1. Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram. “This collection of hand-picked images from her personal archive is a tribute to her fans who have supported her through her very highly publicized journey.” Oh, and it gets better still. “With her curvaceous style, successful reality TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians , DASH clothing store, makeup and perfume lines, she has acquired a massive fan following in the multi-millions.” “Through social media (Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook), Kim connects with her fans on a daily basis, sharing details of her life with her selfie photography.” “Widely regarded as a trailblazer of the ‘selfie movement’ (a modern-day self-portrait of the digital age) Kim has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly personal photos of oneself.” Through her hard work on Selfish, the teaser concludes, the 34-year-old “provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star.” The only thing better? A book of Kim Kardashian nude photos . Oh wait, that already exists, and it’s free. It’s called the Internet. She’s been a trailblazer in that regard as well … Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)
Even though Robert Downey Jr. welcomed a baby girl this week, the Iron Man icon has recently been expressing some views that are likely to make even the most forgiving of feminists cringe. The first incident occurred while RDJ was discussing the possibility of Scarlett Johansson appearing in her own Avengers spinoff film during a panel discussion at Cambridge University. Asked if he “believe[s] in feminism,” Downey replied, “You bastard. Yeah, that’s all make believe, son.” Tough to read that response. Downey’s a sarcastic chap and he could’ve just been having fun with the college kid crowd. The other incident, however, leaves little room for interpretation: British television personality Lorraine Kelly claims that prior to a recent interview with Downey, the actor “blurted out, ‘Nice tits.'” Kelly says she was shocked at first, but she proceeded with the interview and took the comment in stride: “It could have been worse,” she said in a recent interview. “He could have said, ‘Oh, I don’t like them!’ It’s a difficult thing to respond to.” Yes, whether Downey is photobombing fans or complimenting the breasts of a revered British journalist, he’s got a Tony Stark-like ability to say things that would get most men smacked and get a smile in response instead. Whether or not he should say things like that, well…that’s a different story. Hopefully he doesn’t try that crap with Gwyneth Paltrow on the Iron Man set. She seems like the type who would cut him with a handcrafted, fair trade Burmese switchblade without a second thought. 2014’s Highest Paid Actors! 10. Mark Wahlberg The former Marky Mark earned $32 million in the past year, thanks to roles in films like Lone Survivor and Pain & Gain.
We thought we knew everything there was to know about the life and times of Kim Kardashian. In the last few days, however, we’ve learned about her past, and dare we say – it’s all making us like her a lot more: First we saw video of Kim when she was 13 and acting a fool at her eighth grade graduation. It seems the revelation that she was as corny and annoying as the rest of us in her middle school years has only helped her reputation. Next, we learned that Kim cringes when she looks at photos from her doofy phase, a feeling most of us can certainly relate to. But Kim’s revelations of adolescent awkwardness didn’t end there. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Kim reveals that she had a teenage infatuation millions of women worldwide can relate to: “Kourtney and I actually shared a room at one point, growing up,” Kim said. “I loved Johnny Depp. I was obsessed with him.” “She was really into Leonardo DiCaprio, so we had cutouts of them on our wall next to our Michael Jackson posters.” Okay, is Kim running for office or something? What’s with all the relatable stories about how she was just a normal kid and wasn’t actually incredibly spoiled growing up. Earlier this week, Kim even said North West will have to get a job some day to buy the things she wants…just like Kim did. We don’t know if we totally buy that young Kim used to save her paychecks to buy posters of Johnny Depp, but at least she’s trying to come off as normal. She’s turning into the anti-Gwyneth Paltrow, and that’s something we can definitely get behind. Kim Kardashian Instagram Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture This is a photo of Kim Kardashian’s cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We’re sure you already knew.
