I still can’t believe that Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.
Let’s take a moment to ponder the important questions in life…like whether Gigi Hadid is still Gigi Hadid after a bout with Body Dysmorphia has left her with a doughy, mangled, mutant face…or if Gigi Hadid’s face really matters…in the grand scheme of the collapsing world…because I am going with no…. All these broken rich girls just fall the fuck apart and get carried away when their scam works for them…but ultimately…are still just scamming…and the truth will always prevail… Oh wait, that’s Khloe Kardashian. Got it. The post Gigi Hadid – New Face – Who This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sea Lion Emily Ratajkowski, who goes by RAT COW professionally, due to her face, and obvious hustle that requires little to know hwork…just post nudes that’s what people want to see, and that’s all she is capable of on a talent level…she’s dull, not even that hot…pretty useless, but that’s ok, cuz I can see her pussy lips dangling between her legs…..pussy I’ve seen before – but still pussy. Fascinating and diverse…tits or ass or pussy…what can’t she do….and for the record, I support useless bitches when they are willing to show me pussy…it’s a good deal…for everyne. The post Rat Cow naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid pick her ass and sniffs it. That’s apparently a genuine neurosis..you know a mental disorder that takes different form depending on how fucked up you are by your rich and trashy parents that sold you out…. Some people bite their fingernails, others like to pull out their hair…well I like to see sniffing ass fingers…. It reminds me of this girl in my high school who used to always have her hands down her pants, she was special needs / half retarded and thus horny…and she’d always sniff her fingeres when she was done and thought..that’s a good lesson we should teach these girls…but apparently they already kno… Maybe she wants to see just how shitty she is… The post Bella Hadid Picks her Asshole then Sniffs It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eniko Mihalik snuck her nipple onto Instagram and everyone was happy, and by everyone I mean me, because I have no friends, people don’t like me, and I don’t bother having these discussions with them to determine whether the nipple they see on the social media is a nipple they love, I just think to myself, damn, if people can be posting nipples on social media, and my whole business model was post nipples that of these actors and models because no one was allowed to post them on mainstream channels….like instagram…but now they can…I am officially obsolete….like Blockbuster…because no one cares about what I have to say about the nipple, they just care about the nipple itself… Life debates, philosophical what does it all mean moments…with myself…something you can probably related to, you chronic masturbating weirdo. That said – Eniko Mihalik is some 30 year old, pretty well paid, actual model…and clearly she’s lovely. The post Eniko Mihalik’s Posting TITS on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is classy…she flies to Grand Prix in helicopters like a lady…a lady who wears see through outfits to get as much attention as she can for herself – because she’s the ugly duckling younger sister – just trying to make her way in the world…as a rich kid who is clearly empty, a lone, pretending to be at the top of the world, while at the top of the world, but you know how these cunts are…NEVER enough…so they keep pushing for more…panties on Helicopters and all… The post Bella Hadid – Panties By a Helicopter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid and Ja Rule have voiced their disappointments in the disastrous Fyre Festival after clarifying exactly how they were involved in the failed VIP music experience.