I’ve posted Hungarian model Eniko Mihalik tits so many times before because she feeed my Hungarian for model titties….yes I just pulled that…and it was horribly executed…but who can really concentrate when some hot model bitch is half naked for fashion, getting paid to be half naked for Fashion, cuz that’s a pre-req for being international models, and being international models is better than being local fucking strippers….except when you are me, and trying try fuck them…in which case local strippers are far more accessible an option….
Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good…. The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The fact that I have no fucking clue who Polly Parsons is doesn’t matter…because I don’t really need to cuz she’s half naked and riding her dude for the paparazzi in a bathing suit and that’s really what matters…I’m not about to google a bitch….you can do that yourself. I’m hungover and ready to fuck….not hungover and into staring at a screen asshole…
Here are a couple of models modeling some PG-13 lingerie….that means not so erotic…not so sheer….not that easy to jerk off to….for H&M….because I guess they are getting in the Victoria’s Secret hustle realizing half naked bitches make motherfuckers money…unless you are a blogger posting pictures of those half naked with stupid captions no one cares about….in which case…it just makes you depressed… I’ve posted pics before ….and here are the new ones….
Irina Shayk’s at some event in some dress looking hot….showing tit but more importanlty for her showing off her free shoes to encourage getting hired to represent that shoe company….so that there’s no more rationned bread lines for her….from Russia to supermodel stardom and all it took was fucking some athlete and sticking to him….like a whore….but more socially acceptable….and marketed as more of a from rags to riches…living the American dream kinda thing that fucking wallet to the top….who cares…she gets half naked for money and despite preferring girls who get half naked for free…I’m not the one paying so it’s good enough for me. The Amazing Face of the day came in the form of Tilda Swinton’s disgusgting
Paris Hilton’s natural tan looks about right…orange enough to inspire the vapid Jersey Shore retards…..something I think she did a long time ago without realizing it…because there is no way those trashy stripper pigs aren’t the direct result of Paris Hilton’s influence in the media….and shiny enough to looklike she’s been glazed with semen like the whore that she is…..and really it’s supposed to be good for your skin…at least that’s what I tell every girl I try to give facials to, even though ever porn chick has some of the shitties skin….it doesn’t mattter her are the pics…
I don’t really get off to shout outs to Puerto Rico by models in helicopter flying to the store opening….if anything it annoys me because it is some stupid fucking shit…that feature girls who are supposed to be fucking naked or half naked and not conversing on camera like this…. I am more into watching Adriana Lim and her hot mom body dancing like an idiot… But I figured I have no choice but to fall into their evil corporate trap that manipulates me with women I want to fuck and by getting them half naked….I’m a slave like that… TO See THe Rest of the Pics of them In Store Showing Some Hard Nipple…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Adrian Lima, Chanel Iman, Candice Swanepoel, Nicki Minaj, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, got over paid to get half naked and walk down the runway in some annoying playful way, that only works cuz they are hot at they are half naked….decent scam…. But I think it’s a load of fucking shit….boring, irritating….A bunch of dumb cunts dancing around like idiots – acting a fool on stage like this shit matters or is more than just a marketing campaign for some BORING, UNINSPIRED…..corporate monster…. It’s not creative, it’s not erotic, it’s just a fucking cash grab….but like I said…it only works cuz the bitches are hot and half naked…so I got no choice but to go along withit, i just want you to know I fucking hate them all, but more importantly I hate Victoria’s Secret and their devil work…. The highlight of the show was some Lima mom pussy camel toe…. Here are the rest of the pics of half naked bitches in stupid costumes…now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV….because you have the power to make these push up bra masters disappear….
This staged pig in a bikini honeymoon for a fake wedding video is hilarious….just two large and irrelevant sized people, making money off the public interest, frolicking in the water half naked, to sell to partner publications like E and Instyle, to keep the well-oiled bullshit machine well oiled….and it’s beyond me why they exist, but it is funny that they do exist…and here’s some Animal Planet worthy shit…enjoy….
Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….
