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Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her… So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks… If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself.. The post Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara for Kmart of the Day

The Sofia Vergara backstory confuses me. I assume being Colombian, there are a lot of drug cartels involved in her rise to fame. I feel like writing this may even get me shot, because most South Americans with an American dream, who come to Miami at 20 with a kid in tow, don’t end up being huge stars on huge TV shows 20 years later. Not only is she a huge star, she’s also one of these girl who women love, and men love, marketing perfectly…where even doing a campaign for Kmart, a cash grab since you know she doesn’t shop at Kmart, doesn’t turn people off…but instead makes the middle americans shop at fucking Kmart…. I just know that producers were paid off, dicks were sucked, some Scarface shit went down…because so many other people wish they were her…I’m talking actual Americans, but I guess they just didn’t have the drive…or the titties… Either way, here she is cashing out…

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Cailin Russo for Eberjey of the Day

Cailin Russo is a b-rated instagram model who is making some serious moves because she was in a Justin Beiber music video and Beiber fans are pretty insane and follow the enemy who tongued their man…and it got her a ton of fucking follower. Low level brands work with her because she can drive some instagram followers their way, which is what everyone wants, making her relevant, and getting her work, and you can’t hate a girl for that…She’s taken her destiny in her own hands, and when her looks alone probably wouldn’t have got her pretty much anywhere, but all of a sudden she matters… This is the future, and as long as half nakedness is involved, devaluing the entire industry, by paying girls 500 dollars for campaigns instead of 50,000 dollars a day, opens the door for more girls you’d never heard of, getting half naked for the same hustle…and desperate b-rated instagram models, depending on their level of desperation, can be very fucking easy…

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Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company.. I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power… But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate… That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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OMG! Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now… So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….

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Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….

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Coco Does Lunch with her Dog of the Day

I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl…. That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….

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Gabi Rebeschini in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Here’s some model Gabi Rebeschini who I have never heard of or posted on…. She’s slutting out in her bikini with some dude ..maybe because the sun heightens half nakedness, feelings of love or lust and most importanlty makes a pussy tingle…and when a pussy tingles it needs to get filled…especually when the paparazzi are there to make the bitch feel like she’s actually famous or important…you know a perfect opportunity to get sexual to give us something to talk about…hoping it’ll take her Brazilian modeling into Victoria’s Secret…and she won me over by being in a bikini… I’m that easy…and apparently so is she.

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