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Halle Berry Makes Sexy Faces

It’s a slow day so far in the celebrity blogging world so I thought I would fill some time with a few shots of hottie Halle Berry making sexy faces while heading to her car yesterday. I know they’re not exactly upskirt pictures or nipple slips, but they can’t all be winners. Besides, she’s single now so she needs some exposure. If she’d like I can make her an eHarmony account… I’ve become pretty good at it. Sad face. more pictures of Halle Berry here

Jennifer Love Hewitt Aims to Inspire, Fails

In December 2007, Jennifer Love Hewitt lashed out at critics that mocked her bathing suit-clad body. She admirably said at the time: “To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.” True, inspirational words. Now, in the latest issue of People , the actress says she wants to urge young women to not focus on their weight, saying: “When I meet young girls, I’m always like, ‘Just do me one favor.’ Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it’s the greatest gift I can give.” That sounds nice and all, but Hewitt then refers to her own figure as “a work in progress” and adds: “In another eight months, it’s going to be so much better than it is today… “I’d want to have Gisele Bundchen’s body. Even though she’s tall and skinny, she does have curves… and I think that’s hot. Halle Berry also is kind of amazing.” Isn’t JLH sending a mixed message here? Should girls be happy with their bodies, or should they aspire to be like Gisele and Berry, easily two of the best looking women in the world? Call us, Jennifer. Perhaps we can have dinner together and then discuss this issue over breakfast… if you know what we mean!

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Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Give Up…Even Though She Should of the Day

J.Lo just doesn’t give up…but she should…cuz there comes a time in every woman’s life where trying to reaffirm your sex appeal is pathetic and almost sad to watch. She married something out of a horror movie and had his kid and I guess realized that that doesn’t do it for her, but instead the eyes of men around the globe, fascinated with her ass was really the only thing she needed…too little too late…. Here she is slutting up her disgusting mom body at some event cuz she forgets she’s a mom and remembers being a slut since being a slut is what made her who she is…you know way further than the vagina ripping birthing process did…. Some bitches think their kids are the best thing that happened to them…you know their proudest moment….that life-changing experience that put everything in perspective and taught them what as actually important…but for J.Lo that happened with “Jenny From the Block” Album….cuz she’s a self-righteous cunt….and here she is showing off her body…holding the fuck on to whatever overrated trash she once was…. Bonus – Camilla Alves was there in some rubber lookin’ dress…Something she wasn’t wearing when Matt McConaughey knocked her up multiple times… Pics via Fame

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Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle….. She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV… Pics via Fame

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Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

Halle Berry’s Incredible Mom Body

If any of you were wondering if Halle Berry might get fat after breaking off her relationship with that model douche… She didn’t. Here she is showing off her incredibly hot body in a tight ass pair of leggings and a sweet tank top. Oh my. This should be a lesson to all women out there thinking about having a baby, there’s no reason to get all fat and disgusting after squeezing out a baby. Tell your friends.

Halle Berry’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits. Pics via Fame

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Halle Berry’s Post-Split Style

Halle Berry stepped out in this turquoise bikini giving ex-Gabriel Aubry something to consider. Since splitting with her man, the star has been keeping low-key in shades, baseball hats and lots of basic black.

Halle Berry’s Fishnet Bikini Pictures

Obviously Halle Berry is a hot piece of ass, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her in her bikini. I’m not happy that she covered up the goods in a silly fishnet outfit, it’s not an ideal situation, but these kind of pictures don’t happen too often with Halle. Besides, it’s a fishnet, it’s not like she’s wearing an outfit made out of lead. We can still see all the important lady bits and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy. more pictures of Halle Berry here

A Berry Beautiful Halle In A Bikini

Sometimes we just like to bring you pictures of beautiful people on the beach. And Halle Berry in a bikini is definitely one of them. Enjoy the gallery.

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Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

This Tyler Shields dude is clearly someone Lohan is fucking because she’s been letting him take pictures of her enough to establish a name for himself. I wish she was that good to me cuz riding her coat tails as well as her used up, dried up pussy would be lovely as far as I’m concerned…. Here she is in some preview stills of her Linda Lovelace movie that I don’t think has been shot yet, but that I know is going to be her break out role, like she was Mickey Rourke or Halle Berry or whoever was down and out and made a comeback with a riveting role that’s hardly far from the truth cuz Lohan’s deep throat ability is what got her this far and pretty much all she’s been doing the last few years…along with drinking, drugs, getting arrested and a stint with lesbianism…. Here is the actual Linda Lovelace… She was the star of deep throat who died ..not that you care

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