cute couple costume idea for halloween pic.twitter.com/MGyghcTg8R — michael (@m_ikeyg) October 21, 2017 Hilariously Petty Couples Costume Ideas It’s officially Halloween SZN (turn up!) and social media is already flooded with hilarious costume ideas that evolved into a must-see meme wave you absolutely need in your life. couple costume ideas: pic.twitter.com/Z5NeSdsKEL — scotty glaysher (@ScottyGlaysh) October 27, 2017 Peep the funniest (and pettiest) couples costume ideas on the flip.
Kailyn Lowry took her youngest, precious baby Lux, on his first trip to Disneyland. There are pictures. Really cute pictures. We’re guessing that baby daddy Chris Lopez was not invited . That sounds like it’s for the best. Thinking back, what do you suppose was your earliest memory? How many memories do you have that date back to before you could walk? Probably not very many from when you were two months old. Certainly not enough for you to have been able to recount a trip to Disneyland from before you were old enough to really, fully experience and appreciate a trip to The Happiest Place On Earth. But here’s the thing about childhood development — babies respond to and learn from their environment. Exposing them to more colors and images and pleasant sounds and smells stimulates their minds and imaginations. So an experience as wonderful and magical as a trip to Disneyland could still be great for this vital period in Lux’s development. Even though, as a 2-month-old (and even as an almost-3-month-old), he’s very unlikely to consciously remember the trip. And hey — they’ll always have these precious photos. This photo from behind might seem like a throwaway, but the text on the back of the hat is important. Note that both mother and son are wearing mouse ears, which is beyond adorable. We have to wonder if Kailyn had to go out of her way to get that. Like … is “Lux” really a common enough name that they had it in the gift shop? It might be. We just don’t know. If you want to see them from the front, though, take a look at our new favorite photo of Kail and Lux. They are just so cute! Look at his little baby face! Newborns, right after they come home, don’t really show that much of a conscious response to their environment. They’re still developing, folks. They’re sort of like very, very cute plants that also make noise and messes. But even after just a couple of months, you start to see more alertness. Look at Lux looking right into the camera. He’s at the part of early development where he’s really becoming a little person. Lux could be talking in just a few months (or in a year — it varies). Of course, deadbeat dad Chris Lopez will probably whine about how he should have been included in Lux’s visit to Disneyland. By the way, it would normally be at about this time when we’d point out that Kail chose wisely, that Disneyland is a much better place to visit than Disney World, because the latter is unfortunately located in Florida. At the moment, however, temperatures around Disney World are in the 70s. It is very nearly 90 degrees right now in Disneyland. (And we’re less than a week from Halloween!) Those high temperatures are, we imagine, why Kailyn decided to manually carry Lux and opted out of using a baby-carrying harness. In that kind of weather, you really don’t want to be wearing anything unnecessary. Except, perhaps, for a pair of mouse ears. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry Finally Reveals (VERY Unusual) Baby Name!
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I’m not entirely sure why Bella Thorne dressed up in cat ears, a black wig and nipple tape. I guess because Halloween’s coming up? It’s either that, or just because it’s Wednesday. I’ve been covering Bella for a while now, and I’ve learned anything, it’s that she doesn’t need much of a reason to take her top off for Instagram. I love this chick.
As we reported earlier, Jenelle Evans endured a rather hectic trip to Los Angeles over the weekend. Along with her castmates, Jenelle was in town to film the annual Teen Mom 2 reunion special, and the situation got just a bit out of hand, even by the lofty standards of Teen Mom 2 reunion specials. Things started to go downhill when Jenelle’s husband, David Eason, got drunk, pulled a knife , and started stabbing balloons at a pre-party that was also attended by members of the Teen Mom: OG cast. (It was regular Teen Mom -con!) The absurdity only continued the next day, when Jenelle went off on both her mother, Barbara Evans, and Nathan Griffith’s new girlfriend, Ashley Lanhardt. Not to be outdone, Eason tried to fight Griffith in front of Jenelle’s kids. Needless to say, Jenelle didn’t make much of an impression on most of her fellow Teen Mom stars, but apparently, the franchise’s latest addition was thoroughly impressed: “Jenelle was the only one who wasn’t acting like her sh-t ain’t stink,” Briana DeJesus tweeted over the weekend. “Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Yes, according to Briana, Jenelle was the only one who didn’t behave abhorrently. In fairness, Jenelle was too busy brawling with her mother and her ex to take sides in anyone else’s feuds, but apparently, she did make time to get to know Briana. Asked by a fan why she’s so forgiving of Jenelle’s bad behavior, Briana offered a simple explanation: “She has never done anything shady for me not to like her,” DeJesus tweeted. “She’s cool alongside David … they welcomed me with open arms. The others had a guard up and it’s understandable because their loyalty sided with their friends, but it’s still fake to choose sides.” Sources on set have suggested that Briana may have been put off by Leah Messer, who’s known to be a bit more shy than the other moms. Outspoken Briana may have gotten the false impression that Leah was giving her the cold shoulder. As for the persistent rumors that Briana is dating Javi Marroquin , Ms. DeJesus recently switched her Twitter profile pic to an image her with Kailyn Lowry’s ex, so it’s looking more and more like those reports are legit. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to get caught up in time for what promises to be an explosive reunion special. View Slideshow: David Eason vs. Nathan Griffith: WILD Fight Shuts Down Teen Mom 2 Reunion!
Whether she’s using her modeling work to promote body positivity or just showing off her new tattoos , Paris Jackson isn’t shy about sharing topless pictures. In her latest photo, the 19-year-old actress and model proves that she’s a tree-hugger by literally hugging a tree. And, in her shirtless state, she’s giving her fans a look at a tattoo that, well, you don’t normally get to see. And that’s not the only pic from her topless adventures in the great outdoors. Don’t let us give you the impression that Paris Jackson never wears clothes. She totally does. Just recently, she wore a shirt while outside and enjoying some flowers , though the neckline was enough to give a good view of her new chakra tattoo, which runs down her sternum. She also works, as a model but also as an actress (her first feature film comes out next year!). She also goes places and is a real person. But she, and clearly some friends and loved ones who spend time around her, is totally chill hanging out in modes of dress that Instagram and maybe some prudish folks would find scandalous. Honestly, good for her. More people should be comfortable with appropriate, non-threatening nudity. That doesn’t mean that folks like Harvey Weinstein can undress in front of coworkers , mind you. Consensual, non-sexual, non-aggressive nudity can be a wholesome thing. And it can give us a look at more of Paris’ many, many tattoos. Paris captioned this photo with the numeral, 1, enclosed within a box. Are we to get the impression that this is the first of what will eventually be a sequence of photos? We just don’t know. What we do know is that, one, this is a wholesome photo. Actually hugging trees can be therapeutic for some people (no joke); sometimes pregnant folks who are past their due dates hug trees to create just a little more pressure in the hopes of inducing labor. Two, Paris is giving fans a rare glimpse of her sideboob tattoo. There aren’t a lot of ways of naturally hiding a nipple to show off a tattoo. You’d need to, what, cover up your nip nop with the hand from the other side of your body, all while having a friend photograph you in the awkward pose? Or you can just hug a tree from the right angle. We love that the actual tattoo is of a little alien dude. She’s such a treat. But her adventures in the great outdoors weren’t done. Paris Jackson captioned this photo: “Use mamas mud to wash off da filthy makeup from werkk.” Actresses and models generally wear a ton of makeup. We can’t speak to the efficacy (or safety) of using wild mud to remove makeup, but we know that people have used mud and clay to treat their skin for ages. But it’s certainly a natural remedy. No debating that. In fact, in that tree-hugging photo, it kind of looks like Paris’ arms might have a little mud residue on them, right? Also, we have no idea what — if anything — Paris was wearing under that wrap around her waist. But that’s her business. Paris has spent a lot of time topless in the desert, so it’s good to know that she’s also comfortable being a little less dressed in a less extreme environment. For Paris, there’s always a strong spiritual element to her nudity that you don’t always get from the #FreeTheNipple folks. It’s not just about being progressive or about gender equality or whatever — it’s about being natural and following her life path. Good for her, you know?
Great leaders rise, often from humble beginnings, to lead their communities and their nations to ever greater heights. But one day, they’re forced to step out of the spotlight. Sometimes, they retire sooner than we’d like. And then there’s Kid Rock and … whatever he’s actually been doing this year. Because he’s announced an update on his plans to run for Senate , but the language that he used was much, much more colorful. 2016 was nuts in a surreal way. Like the year was somehow cursed and nothing made sense anymore. 2017 is nuts, in that we’re all living with the consequences of all of history but especially of 2016. Kid Rock announcing his plans to run for Senate would have been totally bonkers at any point in the past. But now that there’s a deranged reality star sitting in the Oval Office, anything can happen. In fact, it seemed that Kid Rock might have been inspired to make that announcement after spending time palling around with Trump, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin in the White House. (Honestly, whoever gets elected next is going to need to have that whole place cleaned. Like, spiritually. Burn some sage, have a member of every different faith come by an perform a blessing, whatever) Kid Rock didn’t stop at announcing his plans to run for Senate, however. He launched an actual website, effectively a declaration of game on, motherf–kers . The website wasn’t much, just some products like Kid Rock for Senate shirts that you could buy. Oh, and some lawn signs that you could by. (Honestly, they could make for some great Halloween decorations) But either Kid Rock realized that being in government is actual work (well, for everyone except the Golfer in Chief who goes on vacations every week) or he realized that there wasn’t enough un-ironic support for him to go to DC, because … In an interview with Howard Stern, Kid Rock shot down claims — which he himself had made — that he was planning a Senate run. “F–k no, I’m not running for Senate,” he said, as if offended that anyone would take him at his word. “Like who the f–k couldn’t figure that out?” He hadn’t filed the necessary paperwork, but … this is a guy who associates with the likes of Trump and Sarah Palin. No one actually expected him to know anything about government work. But that didn’t mean that no one took him at his word. Kid Rock did share what he’s planning on doing instead: “I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour, too.” That’s almost as bad as Kid Rock in the Senate, but … most of us won’t actually have to suffer through his concerts. As to why he went so far as to havea website and stupid merchandise? “Since someone said I was going to run for Senate in Michigan, I was like, ’F–k it, let’s get some signs made.’” “I have people that work for me, that are in the in, and I’m like, ‘F–k no, we’re not doing it, but let’s roll with it for a little while. This is awesome.” But that long national nightmare is at last behind us. There are other, bigger national nightmares that are still ongoing, however. It’s worth noting that Kid Rock shared some of his keen political insight about the New York Times . “It’s a little bit gay.” We don’t think that he was quoting Honey Boo-Boo, and Howard Stern asked him to clarify, which he did. “They have a narrative of a left-wing agenda.” They don’t, and we wish that we could say that Kid Rock’s 1995-era use of the word “gay” as an insult were a surprise. But nothing is a surprise anymore. It’s 2017 and all that lives wails in despair as the universe slowly succumbs to entropy’s callous embrace. View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Are Actually Happy Donald Trump is President
Here’s some Bella Thorne at a Halloween themed party wearing the shirt you’d want to see all girls at your halloween party or ideally trick or treating at your house…because that’s the only way anyone’s coming to your sketchy fucking door…and if this was their costume it’s the only way your sketchy ass is seeing a topless chick in your fucking house… The reason I like topless costumes is that it is some solid fucking clickbait, it’s fun, it’s edgy and exciting in a era where not enough girls walk around topless…with taped up tits..you know they are too busy on the sheer shirts to be topless..while topless is the fucking future.. So new, so modern, so current…so good… Here she is running an ad for a cosmetics company. Speaking of Ginger Sluts in Hollywood – here’s a bonus Julianne Moore panty flash, because her fire crotch in that Robert Altman movie is one of the more memorable ones… The post Bella Thorne’s Topless Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim… They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics…. Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe.. Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago… Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits Aubrey O’Day is not dead…. and Emily Sears… Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The latest teaser for ‘Stranger Things 2’ involves a mysterious blight on the pumpkin patches of Hawkins — and Chief Hopper is trying to figure out what the hell happened before Halloween.
