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14 Stunning Caitlyn Jenner Quotes from Her Memoir

Caitlyn Jenner says she doesn't really talk to the Kardashians anymore . And the Kardashians have said they don't really want to talk to Caitlyn, either, mostly due to things she wrote about herself and her family in her new memoir, “The Secrets of My Life.” With this book making many headlines and stirring up quite a few controversies, we bought ourselves a copy and jotted down the most revealing Caitlyn Jenner quotes, stories and revelations. Scroll through each below… 1. She tried on her mom’s dresses as a child “Even then, I felt the sense of freedom that I would experience 30 or 40 years later in hotel rooms and lobbies.” 2. Following the 1976 Olympics, Jenner dressed in drag for a skit on a Bob Hope special “I have to be careful not to show too much enthusiasm, so I play it cool, guy’s guys dressing up like a woman… Our wigs and dresses are purposely ridiculous. But the red heels I think not only look good on me but also fit, so I steal them after the show.” 3. He came out to his first wife by accident “I told Chrystie in 1973 about my gender issues. It wasn’t by choice: she was putting clothes away and noticed a rubber band on one of the hooks of her bra. When she asked me about it, my first response was noncommittal.” 4. Her marriage to second wife, Linda, ended when she caught him in women’s clothing “In that room I felt she was revolted by me. I know she did not mean to, but her reaction was my greatest fear realized.” 5. A friend once spotted Caitlyn, dressed in drag while driving his Porsche, forcing Jenner to say he was wearing a costume for Halloween “I’m driving on Santa Monica Boulevard… and am at a stoplight when my next-door neighbor pulls up to me. I can tell he is surprised… it was a close call.” 6. She uses households items to help her look more feminine, such as when it comes to sticking her wig on tightly “There is only one drawback to Krazy Glue: it can sometimes stick to your skin so much that it takes a little piece of skin with it when you pull it off.” View Slideshow

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Kailyn Lowry: I’m Writing a Book About My Third Baby Daddy!

Kailyn Lowry is obviously a big fan of going through difficult life experiences and them publishing books about them. That’s why she’s already released two memoirs at the tender age of 25. But, to be fair, Kailyn’s been through a lot in her short life. She had an absent father and an alcoholic mother, she had her first child at 16 years old, she’s already had one divorce, she’s been through a rape and a miscarriage . So really, it just makes sense that now that she’s pregnant with her third child — her third child with her third partner, just in case anyone’s keeping count — she’d deal with it with another book. Yep, you heard us right: Kailyn is writing a book all about her third baby daddy. We first heard about the book on Twitter, when a fan asked her “Do you think you’ll write a 3rd book that talks about the feelings you experienced to decide to have one more ‘tiny human’?” She responded with “I have already signed a contract for it!” Shortly after that, an insider described the book as “something many wouldn’t expect” and “not like her previous books.” And now we know. Kailyn gave a statement to Real Mr. Housewife about her upcoming book, explaining that “I will be telling the story of how I ended up pregnant and about my baby’s father, but, no, I will not be revealing his name.” She said that “It’s a story about the baby and heartbreak,” but interestingly enough, “It’s basically a novel.” Though she does add that it’s “based on a true story.” So … huh. We haven’t heard much at all about this guy who fathered Kailyn’s new baby, but it does seem like there’s a strong possibility it could be a friend of hers named Chris Lopez . Her publicist didn’t name him, but she did say that “The father is a friend Kail was briefly dating.” And then, in an Instagram live video, she was discussing possible baby names, and she made a joke about how “Chris” would react to a certain name. She ended the video right after the slip, and many took it as a sign that she accidentally revealed the identity of the baby’s father. So pairing all that information with Kailyn’s statement, it seems like she was briefly with some guy, perhaps Chris, and while the relationship didn’t end well, she still got pregnant. Oh, girl. Best wishes for the new book, the new baby, and just every last thing, Kailyn. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

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Simon Saran SLAMS Amber Portwood & Matt Baier Over Wedding Invite!

For someone who seems to be trying to make a career out of being a douche, Simon Saran simply isn’t very good at trash talk. We suppose if you consider the quantity of shade thrown, he’s posting GOAT-level numbers, but his humor is on par with roast night at a community college frat house. Simon’s not sending anyone running to the burn unit, is what we’re saying. These days, the main target of his weak-sauce disses is Amber Portwood and her fiance, Matt Baier. Now, you really couldn’t ask for an easier target than Baier. The man is a middle-aged Teen Mom obsessive and deadbeat dad who’s marrying Amber after unsuccessfully cyber-stalking several of her co-stars. Saran has taken shots at Baier on several occasions, but they never quite land the way they should. His latest attempt at insult comedy was inspired by Amber’s recent comments about her upcoming wedding. To the surprise of many Portwood revealed that she plans to invite all of her Teen Mom co-stars – including Simon and Farrah Abraham – to watch her say “I do.” “Every single Teen Mom [star] will be invited,” Amber told People. “Every single one from Teen Mom 2 and Teen Mom OG.” It was a surprising announcement, as the last time we saw all four cast members in the same place was when Amber and Farrah fought at last season’s Teen Mom: OG reunion show. Simon might actually be the thirstiest of the franchise’s deeply parched stars, so it was only a matter of time before he sounded off on Amber’s comments. And as expected, his smack talk was as lame as Farrah’s claims that her porn debut was actually an amateur sex tape : “I haven’t been to a circus in a while, it could be fun,” Saran told Radar Online. Bruh. You bothered to make a statement, but you couldn’t come up with anything better than comparing their wedding to a circus? If you follow him on Twitter, you know that Simon is constantly trying to pick a fight with Amber and Matt. Saran’s insults are usually uninspired, but this latest is corny even by his standards. “All of a sudden everyone is buying a house,” he joked when Portwood and Baier were looking at homes this season. “Everyone got their MTV bonuses and got no jobs! You actually need to have a job and do something with your life to have an office Matt!” That’s a bit  more like it, but before we can co-sign that burn, we’d like to know what percentage of Simon’s income is Teen Mom-related. If it’s more than half, he surrenders his right to take shots at Matt’s joblessness. Sorry, Simon. Them’s the arbitrary rules we just made up. Watch Teen Mom online to enjoy the sight of Simon and Farrah pretending they like each other. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Kim Zolciak Brags About 4-Year Old’s "Real Gun" Handling

Kim Zolciak has found a way to distract people from her ridiculous cleavage. The reality star shared something her four-year old son, Kash, brought home from school this week, bragging to her followers on Snapchat about all the things Kash loves about her dad. For example, according to the following image of a school questionnaire, Kroy Biermann is 51 years old. He likes to ride his four-wheeler. His favorite food is steak. His favorite drink is Sprite. His job is to play football. And Kash loves his dad because “he lets me hold his real gun.” Wait… WHAT?!? Biermann lets his four-year old child hold his real gun? Moreover, this is something Zolciak wanted to tell her followers all about? As you can see below, Kim wrote as a caption to the photo, “I [love] this!” But social media users didn’t exactly feel the same way. If Zolciak means that she loves seeing all the ways in which her son loves her husband, then, sure, absolutely. She ought to be proud and excited over this questionnaire. Last year, you may recall, Kash dressed up in a military outfit and carried a fake gun for Halloween. He posted a picture of himself holding it toward the camera on his Instagram account. (Yes, the four-year old has his own Instagram account.) The picture earned Zolciak and her family a lot of backash, but apparently not enough. Gun advocates here will likely say that it’s important for kids to learn gun safety as early in their lives as possible, and that much is true. If parents know that their kids will be handling guns as they get older, then it’s definitely a good thing to make sure these children know what they’re doing. But still. Four years old?!? Zolciak and Biermann got married in November 2011. Together, they share six kids – Brielle, 19, Ariana, 15, KJ, 5, Kash, 4, and 3-year-old twins Kane and Kaia. (Zolciak had Brielle and Ariana from previous relationships; Biermann went on to adopt them.) As you can see from the photos above, the couple is going very strong. “This guy!! I love him to the moon and back!” wrote Kim as a caption to the above image, adding: “When he hurts I hurt, when he’s happy I’m happy! He doesn’t even have to speak and I feel him! Thankful for this last week! Romantic and restful!! “Now back to Filming a brand new season of Don’t be Tardy. I can’t believe this will be Season 6!” View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Flaunts Ridic Cleavage, Buff Husband on Vacay Zolciak is no stranger to brewing up controversy when it comes to her kids. Daughter  Brielle Biermann has become her own viral sensation over the past several months, often flaunting her bikini body on Instagram and using her body to gain as many followers as possible. She’s been egged on throughout by her famous mother. But the real question is this: Is Zolciak really getting plastic surgery for her three-year old child ?!?

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Re-Up Alert! MORE Of The Funniest Memes Of The Week

Must-See Memes Of The Week We’re baaack with a BONUS batch of meme hilarity for your MLK weekend enjoyment. Hit the flip for MORE of the funniest memes of the week.

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Swirl Gone Sour: Robin Thicke Calls Cops On Paula Patton After Child Abuse Allegations

Robin Thicke Calls Cops On Paula Patton Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s custody fight is still heating up! We previously reported a California judge denied Paula Patton’s request to limit Robin’s joint custody of their young 6-year-old son, Julian. Patton claimed Robin excessively disciplined their son and was in the wrong for the alleged abuse. Paula also claimed that she was worried about Robin’s drinking and drug use over the years , as well as how he punished their son at his Hollyweird home. Robin vehemently denied abusing Julian but admitted to spanking their young son. Now the singer is firing back reports TMZ . Robin called th police to Paula Patton’s home yesterday morning because she allegedly violated their custody order by not allowing her ex to take their son. Watch the video footage of the confrontation below: On Friday morning Robin went to Paula’s Malibu home with L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies and the court order. We’re told the deputies went inside the house and spoke with Julian and he said he was scared of his dad and didn’t want to go with him. You see Paula in the video — obtained by TMZ. Robin is out of frame. The deputies explain they will not take the child against his will. One source connected with Robin says the couple is now close to reaching some middle ground on how to deal with the custody issues. Swirl gone sour!

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The Real: Angela Rye Unloads On Safety Cone-In-Chief (Elect) Donald Trump [Video]

Angela Rye Co-Hosts “The Real” And Talks Donald Trump And “Fake News” Our political analyst bae Angela Rye will be co-hosting “The Real” on Monday January 16th. In this preview she talks about the Twitter habits of the Tangerine-in-Chief’s childish Twitter habits and “fake news”. Be sure to tune in! Check out your local listing for air-time. Image via YouTube

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Charlie Sheen Calls Rihanna A ‘B**ch’ Years After She Rejected His Thirsty Tweets

Charlie Sheen Calls Rihanna A Beyotch On Live TV Charlie Sheen is still bitter about Rihanna’s dismissal! The Hollyweird star blasted Rihanna back in 2014 after he claimed the singer rejected a request to meet his girlfriend while dining at an LA restaurant. Sheen took to his Twitter account and typed up this bizarre poem about the incident: so, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan. (personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint) well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night…? no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and “please kill me now” that I’d never get back. My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot) you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude! I guess “Talk That Talk” was just a big ol lie from a big ol liar. oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn’t for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none. See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant. Rihanna responded to the angry actor after his Twitter rant went viral with this: Sheen was asked about his past feud with Rihanna on last night’s ‘Watch What Happens Live!’ and had this to say about the drama: Has Charlie Sheen ended his feud with Rihanna? #WWHL #RihannaNavy pic.twitter.com/Fmac6jKGmD — WWHL (@BravoWWHL) January 12, 2017 Out. Of. Order. Charlie Sheen was out of order calling Rihanna a bitch, this is why you can't have crackheads on live tv! @BravoWWHL — bevysmith (@bevysmith) January 12, 2017 Where is the #RihannaNavy

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Kanye West Rocking Rainbow-Colored Hair Is…Something

Kanye’s Sherbert Hair Kanye West has been going through some things. For sure. He had to cancel his tour. He is friends with Donald Trump. And now he has sherbet hair. Sherbert. So of course this has brought out all the jokes. dont let trump distract u from the fact kanye look like carlton when he wanted to be home alone for halloween pic.twitter.com/0MIfej9TjK — baber (@bakerbakerbaker) December 13, 2016 Yeezy. We loved you and we’re sad at what 2016 has done to you. But you gonna get these jokes.

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Christina and Tarek El Moussa: Who Got the Kids on Christmas?

Flip or Flop’s Christina and Tarek El Moussa announced their stunning split two weeks ago (though they actually had split months ago). So with Christmas last weekend … how did they handle it? It looks like the HGTV couple is deeply committed to co-parenting (and putting up the best possible front), because they did just that. Both spent the holidays with their adorable children. The blonde mom of two posted several family photos from the former couple’s Christmas Eve and Christmas celebrations on her Instagram. She joked, as many parents likely did on Sunday, about how difficult it is to wrangle two little ones and actually take a decent pic together. “When you can’t get both kids to cooperate for a pic at the same time,” she jokingly wrote on Instagram, along with the images below: Meanwhile, her soon-to-be ex-husband Tarek posted a sweet photo of him holding daughter Taylor and son Brayden earlier on Christmas. “We love our amazing kids so much!! Wishing you all a very merry Christmas from California!” Tarek wrote, and it looks like they had one. Earlier this month, the two stars of the hit home renovation series released the following statement in the wake of their surprising split: “Like many couples, we have had challenges in our marriage.” “We had an unfortunate misunderstanding six months ago.” “The police were called to our house in an abundance of caution. There was no violence and no charges were filed.” The El Moussas then confirmed that they had split up months ago, but sought counseling to “sort out” their relationship after the incident. It was there that the pair decided ultimately to separate and co-parent their children, while continuing to film new episodes for HGTV. “We are committed to being the best parents we can be.” “We will continue to work through this process civilly and cooperatively,” they said, “and plan to continue our professional life together.” They are both moving on already, though, not reconciling. Christina is dating Gary Anderson , a contractor who has worked with the family and who  witnessed the incident with Tarek in question. As for the “incident,” by this point, we all know the details of what went on thanks to TMZ breaking the news six months after the fact. In May, Tarek responded to a fight with Christina by grabbing a gun, storming out of their Orange County home and heading into the woods. Christina feared her husband was going to kill himself and dialed 911; Many police officers (and a helicopter) then arrived on the scene. When authorities located a distraught Tarek, he claimed that he had only taken a gun into the wilderness as protection against animals. El Moussa said he needed to “blow off steam” but willingly surrendered all of his legally registered firearms, and no charges were filed. It is believed that Flip or Flop will end after this season. View Slideshow: Christina El Moussa Photos: Flip or Flop Hotness!

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