Emma Watson creeps me out, partially because she’s not all that hot – yet is considered a massive and important star in the Hollywood system, with fans everywhere, but she mainly creeps me out because those fans are Harry Potter fans who have watched her grow up, playing their love interest in their favorite books, and feel some sort of connection to her. I am convinced that when she was 12 and pre-pubescent, these creeps were all about her, maybe they weren’t jerking off to her at 12, but they were anticipating her turning 18, so that they could jerk off to…wondering how big her tits would grow after puberty (not very big) and other equally uncomfortable shit… So whenever I see her either nude in movies, or at events showing some little cleavage because she’s got little tits, I think to myself…just how much cum has been spurted onto lonely, pathetic, sad bellies because of her…and it repulses me.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson’s Cleavage for the Harry Potter Perverts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am still not done with Halloween, but since it’s 50 percent off all the candy, I’ll give some discount bargain basement slutty halloween costume tits…not quite good enough to be retail price…but still tits. In my glory days I once body shamed Hayley Hasselhoff because she’s a porker, fat as fuck, fully worthy of being body shamed, despite possibly being loved by her dad, a man who created a world with unrealistic female objectification, where she’d be laughed off the set, even with them big tits, provided she even made it on set…because he’d probably take a blowjob from her on the casting couch….and never call her back…that’s how girls built like this, when they don’t have that BAYWATCH trust fund…. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sure she’s a fucking disappointment everytime his superficial, vain, drunken ass looks at her….that’s the reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be fat ugly trolls, I mean that and any girl willing to have my kid would be a monster with a whole lot of issues…I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutant that I’d be forced to drag around. Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition because these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate….but before they revisit…put them big tits in my mouth. I’m so mean, she didn’t ask to deserve this…when wearing a see through shirt for the paparazzi – knowing they would take pics of her…oh right…she did. TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE The post Monster Hayley Hasselhoff Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Teen Mom 2 fans are up in arms out after Jeremy Calvert posted a picture of his three-year-old daughter, Adalynn, with a rather large gun. Well, some fans are up in arms. Others are less irate. Or all for it! Jeremy’s weapon was not loaded at the time, it’s worth noting. The reality star used his Instagram caption to reassure naysayers of this fact and that his daughter with Leah Messer was not in danger. “She said, ‘Daddy, let’s go hunting and shoot a coyote…'” Jeremy wrote, clearly proud of his offspring (who looks just like him BTW). “Lol better watch out boys, she won’t miss.” A lot of people weren’t LOLing, but if you watch Teen Mom 2 online , or follow Jer on Insta, you know he’s not one to give many f–ks. In fact, he seemed to know the hate was imminent. “P.S. yes people it’s a gun and it’s also unloaded get over it…” This is the Internet, of course. “eople never get over it. “This is deeply troubling,” one fan responded indignantly , right on cue and excoriating this move as the worst kind of parenting imaginable. “I can’t say I’ve ever commented on a celebrity’s post before but this really saddened me. When did childhood stop meaning innocence?” “Around guns there can be no innocence.” “I think it’s simply time to unfollow,” another comment reads, adding that it may seem innocent what he’s doing, but think of the little girl. “For a small child, this has such vast implications,” writes the fan, clearly of the mind that such upbringing may not be the best idea. “She can’t simply press the unfollow button.” Deep stuff right there, ladies and gentlemen. Another took the rebuke to the next level. “What the f–k Jeremy? I don’t give a s–t that it’s unloaded … treat it like it is loaded!” the fan wrote, urging him to rethink such behavior. “This is giving her the wrong impression of what a firearm is. It’s not a toy! Why don’t you try being a responsible parent for once.” “Giving gun owners a bad rep.” In fairness, other Instagram followers praised Jeremy for allowing little Addy to get “comfortable” with a gun, which is just a part of life. Gotta start ’em young … or not? Another defender of Calvert, who is now engaged to Brooke Wehr , said, “the thing is she won’t just go grab it because she thinks it’s okay.” “That is part of teaching our kids gun safety!” “My daughters know not to touch guns at all unless there is an adult to supervise. Whenever they see one they know to go tell an adult asap.” Maybe, this member of the pro-Calvert gun photo camp posits, it’s “because we teach our kids safety and not that they are evil machines.” The argument, questionable but not irrational, is that perhaps more exposure to guns would lead to fewer tragedies, this fan concluded. Others were more ambivalent about the whole thing. “We live in WV for God sake!! There is nothing wrong with this picture!! If he wants to take a picture with his daughter and his gun then let him” “I’m sure he wasn’t posting to get nasty reactions.” “It’s a cute picture! How is anyone to judge others!!?” Apparently this fan is new to the whole social media thing – especially when it comes to parenting – but the sentiment is nice, at least. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame One can only imagine how Leah Messer feels. Part of her may be alarmed at the sight, but then again, she is from West Virginia, and she’s been embroiled in her fair share of controversies. Some of them, admittedly, over absurd things. What do you think? Is Jeremy Calvert crossing a line with this photo of Addy and his gun? Or are people getting outraged over nothing? Hit the comments and let us know!
Good news, readers: Not all flights conclude with a former reality star being taken away in handcuffs . Some, in fact, end with passengers reduced to tears as the result of an inspiring act by a fellow human being. This is one such story… An unnamed father on board a Virgin America flight from Boston to Los Angeles on Monday night didn’t want his three-year old daughter to miss out on Halloween. So he handed out candy to his fellow passengers and also gave them a note along with it. The note read as follows: My 3-year old daughter, Molly, was bummed that she wouldn’t be able to go trick-or-treating this year due to this flight… so I decided to bring trick-or-treating to her. If you are willing, when my little donut comes down the aisle, please drop this in her basket. You’ll be making her Halloween! If you’re unwilling, no worries, just pass the treat back to me. Thanks so much! Oh, yes, the little girl was dressed like a donut. Just in case you thought this tale couldn’t get any cuter. “OMG, my heart is exploding right now. Dad of the year just passed out candy to everyone on the flight so his 3 year old could trick or treat,” wrote a passenger who witnessed the act and then talked about it on Twitter. “He started handing out the treats… He handed them out mostly to folks in the aisle and middle seats,” this Twitter user, Stephanie, told BuzzFeed News . She added: “When I first got on the plane, I overheard the little girl talking about how she was excited to trick or treat. I felt sad because I was thinking about how when we landed in San Francisco it would be way too late to trick or treat.” Also making this story even better? The father did not want to be identified or quoted by Buzzfeed. He just wanted to make his little girl happy. That was it. View Slideshow: 18 Funniest Fathers on Twitter “The father said that he had this planned for a while with her as a special treat,” said Stephanie, who was sitting in front of the loved ones. “The few rows around me were really into it and thought it was absolutely adorable.” How could they not?!? Stephanie told the dad that she Tweeted about him during the flight and the story had bee re-Tweeted 5,000 times already. “I could tell he was pretty humbled hearing that what he did caused such a positive reaction,” she said. “He obviously wasn’t doing it for the reaction he just was genuinely doing it for his daughter.”
Some celebrities get into the Halloween spirit by dressing up in scandalous fashion . But others do so by taking fans on a journey back in time, sharing throwback photos of themselves dressed up for the occasion as kids. Can you match the future star below with his or her old school ensemble? 1. Witch celebrity is it? Wrote this star as a caption to this photo: “#tbt dressing as myself.” Does that hint help at all? 2. Amy Schumer! Before she was a Trainwreck, this comedian was apparently a witch. 3. He wants to suck your blood! Which future actor and television host went out one year dressed as Dracula? 4. It’s Mario Lopez! And, as a bonus, flip back and take a look at the girl in the background. That’s Fergie, from an episode of Kids Incorporated. 5. The girl on the right is… … take a close look. See if you can diagnose her identity. What do you think? 6. Katherine Heigl! Perhaps if she had been dressed as a doctor, you would have made the connection. View Slideshow
Ciara And Russell Wilson Dress As Barack Obama And Hillary Clinton For Halloween Celebs showed out for Halloween last night…but a gorgeously gestating Ciara decided to keep her Halloween festivities lowkey this year. Instead of hitting the streets in a crazy professional get-up, Mama Cici decided to stay in with her husband Russell Wilson and have some Presidential fun on Instagram. And of course, she had to let her inner dancer out with her mask on. Poor Russell tried to keep up. Aren’t they cute, though? Instagram
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Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits… She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed… She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good… And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
