I’ve never really understood the point of couples’ costumes before. For one, they usually only make sense when you see them together, and two, who actually wants to walk around all night dressed up like a mustard and/or ketchup bottle? But that was before I saw Bella Thorne and her slightly-less-hot-but-still-hot sister Dani Thorne . At first, I thought they were supposed to be Satan-worshipping cheerleaders and sexy cowboys. But then I realized what they really were: our new #1 lesbian fantasy. Enjoy!
It’s my favorite day of the year, Halloween, AKA Blogger Christmas, when all the hot nobodies dress even sluttier than usual and parade around for the paps. So here’s Kylie Jenner dressed like Christina Aguilera (you know, back when she was still hot). And I know I like to rag on Kylie, but I’ve gotta admit, this is actually a pretty good look for her. Plus, if nothing else, it’s nice to see her not pretending to be her porn star big sister for once. Can I be XTINA forever A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 30, 2016 at 3:06am PDT XTINA ❤️ A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 30, 2016 at 12:06am PDT
Our apologies, Heidi Klum. But you no longer own Halloween. Yes, sure, you may dress like an old lady sometimes and like the insides of the human body at other times, but 10-year old Gage DeVader went out this year for the holiday as Donald Trump. Sorry, not Donald Trump. That costume idea would not be remotely original in 2016. He went out as Donald Trump’s HAIR. The costume was designed by the boy’s mother, Jessica DeVader, and it has become the talk of the Internet. DeVader, who hails from Kansas, told BuzzFeed that she glued fake grass table skirts in sections around an umbrella to achieve the perfect comb-over look. It really is amazing. Here’s a snapshot from the back: The enormous Make America Great Again baseball cap? Which is the icing on this creative sundae? It was constructed out of three sheets of poster board. And if you study these photos closely enough, you’ll see another wrinkle Jessica threw in to honor Trump. Although honor may be the wrong word choice here… “Gage’s shirt pays homage to Trump’s orange face!” DeVader says. This isn’t the first Halloween that Gage has gone all out for Halloween, either. “I would say our fun with Halloween began from the start,” DeVader told Buzzfeed. “I just wanted my son to learn to embrace his uniqueness and individuality. “Every year we come up with a ridiculous idea and he just goes for it!” Like that time he went as a Sharknado: And that time he went as Zoltar, the fortune telling amusement park game from the movie Big: “He’s such a fun kid with a great personality. I want to inspire him to think outside the box,” DeVader says. We love it. And we really needed it, especially in light of how some other folks have dressed as Trump this year. Check out Gage’s awesome costumes above and check out some fun celebrity ideas from this year below: View Slideshow: Halloween 2016: Celebrity Costumes Galore!
A slight damper was placed on Halloween this year for the Kardashians and Jenners. Why? Because Kim Kardashian did not get dressed up and hit the town. Over the years, Kim had rocked some memorable Halloween costumes , sometimes more than one per holiday. But she’s still recovering from the trauma of this month’s armed robbery in Paris, avoiding the press and the public in general. We don’t blame her. Fortunately, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kylie Jenner stopped up their costume games in Kim’s absence over the weekend. First, there was Khloe, who stirred up quite a literal Storm on Saturday night, going to a party dressed as the X-Men character made famous by Halle Berry. She also made out big time with boyfriend Tristan Thompson at a party. Then there was Kourtney, who has never been married… … and maybe we now know why! Because if this is Kourtney’s idea of wedding fashion, then not even Scott Disick would be desperate enough to exchange vows with her: Finally, Kylie hearkened way back to the days of Christina Aguilera. And we know what you’re thinking: these are the days of Christina Aguilera. But we’re talking about old school Christina Aguilera. The 2002 version of Christina Aguilera. The Dirrrty version of Christina Aguilera, the sexy artist who sky-rocketed to fame due to one of the sexiest music videos in recorded history. Isn’t that right, Kylie? So there you have it. There you have your options. Which of these sisters wore her 2016 Halloween costume best? And the Winner is? KHLOE! Click Here To Vote for KHLOE! KOURTNEY! Click Here To Vote for KOURTNEY! KYLIE! Click Here To Vote for KYLIE! Khloe, Kourtney or Kylie? Which member of this famous family dressed the best for Halloween in 2016? View Poll » Compare. Contrast. And vote above. And then take a look below at many, many other outfits donned by other famous people for Halloween this year: View Slideshow: Halloween 2016: Celebrity Costumes Galore!
When we’re really desperate, we start circulating press releases about which latex Halloween mask is outselling the others our frustration with the election cycle collides with a holiday that insists we dress up as something topical. Also, because Halloween is fun, or whatever!
OK, so this is kind of a “good news, bad news” situation. The good news: Hilary Duff and her personal trainer/boyfriend, Jason Walsh , made their very first public appearance last night! The bad news: the appearance was at a Halloween party and their costumes were, to many, many people, horrifically offensive and wrong. Heaven help us all. So that’s Hilary dressed up as a sexy pilgrim and Jason dressed up as an angry Native American. And to say that people didn’t like the costumes would pretty much be the understatement of the year. One person advised Hilary that “When you’re thinking of what you should be for Halloween the answer should never be #CulturalAppropriation. That was terrible.” “In 2016,” another wrote, “you and your boyfriend don’t know how inappropriate it is to dress up that way? I guess it’s always fun to show how racist you are.” One fan pointed out that “Your boyfriend’s Native ‘costume’ is racist. Learn your history, Native Americans have endured genocide and broken treaties and still face racism every day.” “This costume is not ok. The pilgrims came over and massacred an entire population of native people. This costume is ignorant and not appropriate.” “How did either of you think wearing that was appropriate? there’s new excuse to remain ignorant about this, so you both had to know how incredible offensive it would be. You just DGAF, I guess. I’m just so disgusted.” “Girl … this was ignorance, plain and simple.” And, well, these people aren’t wrong. People are also pointing out that this is an incredibly insensitive time to put on these atrocious costumes, considering the ongoing protests concerning the Dakota Access Pipeline. “Horrible choice, especially with all that is going on,” one follower told her, adding a “No DAPL” hashtag. Still others took issue with this photo that Hilary shared on Instagram: “Sooooo the fake gun for my pilgrim costume came,” she captioned it. “Don’t think it’s quite big enough.” Apparently some people think that guns should have no part at all in Halloween costumes, no matter how fake or small they may be. “Fake GUN?!” someone wrote. “U shouldn’t include GUNS with ur costume even if it’s FAKE.” Hilary just can’t win for losing, huh? View Slideshow: Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Who Wore ‘Em Best?
Can you guess what Kim Kardashian dressed up as a few years ago? Desperation. Kim Kardashian dressed up as desperation, ass-kissing, and awkwardness all in one costume. Kim’s Momager, Kris Jenner , shared the throwback pic on her Instagram page, and captioned it: “That Halloween when @kimkardashian was #annawintour, #northwest was @andreltalley #andreleontalley, @joycebonelli was @therealgracecoddington, and #zeplin was @karllagerfeld #favorite #flashback #halloween #love.” Jenner needs to get the memo that yes, there is a thing known as too much hashtagging. The snap was a bit older – though North West wasn’t too young, so it mustn’t have been too far into the past – but as you know, Kim’s long had an obsession with Anna Wintour and Vogue at large. Cripes. Oh, girl, we can’t. We can’t, ever. In recent Kim news, it was reported that Kardashian is leaving Los Angeles , which could be a song, so maybe Robin Thicke can come on in and pilfer the idea. Come, Thicke, come. A source revealed that Kim’s fed up with Hollywood, and is considering a big move to Orange County. Without her ring, of course, so that’ll at least lessen the packing load. The insider revealed, ” “She’s been complaining that L.A. is full of ‘crazies’ and the only way she’ll be able to keep her family safe is to leave the city and keep a low profile.” “Her friends who live there boast about the safety and low crime rates, and the shopping is incredible.” Yes, let’s buy more stuff so we can be robbed again. It’s like she’s trying to walk around with a big, old target on her back. Get some sense, girl. And while you’re at it, why not convince your family to get their heads out of Anna Wintour’s poor ass? All that cohabitating and kissing of her bottom’s got to chafe, you know? And between them and the perpetual stick that’s up there, it’s got to be a rough ride for poor Anna Wintour. Wonder who she’s gonna be for Halloween. Psych – Anna Wintour would never be anybody but Anna Wintour for anything, but especially something as déclassé as Halloween. Thought you knew, sheesh. View Slideshow: Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Who Wore ‘Em Best?
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