This is not magically delicious… Man Finds Bat In Cereal Via Metro UK : The hungry German man’s start to the day was completely ruined when he discovered the dead bat in his bowl of cereal at his home in Stuttgart. He was left feeling more horrified than hungry when he realised the mummified mammal was not a Halloween themed toy. The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes. They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death. Scientists are investigating whether the bat had flown into the box of Mini-Zimties cereal at the factory or after they had been opened. Food safety official Jorg Sturmer said: ‘I have never seen anything like it. This really is an unusual case.’ We would have gone bat isht! CEN
Keira Knightley is best known for starring in period pieces. Case in point? The upcoming Anna Karenina . But this beautiful actress is not exactly prim and proper. She’s been known to flash her breasts in movies and she poses in the latest issue of Allure … without a shirt on! Knightley does have one rule about nudity on camera, however: No bottom half , she tells the magazine. “I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small,” she says. “People really aren’t that interested!” The first part is at least true, as Keira also went topless for a Chanel Ad a couple years ago. How do these poses and campaigns square with her beliefs? Knightley, who is engaged to James Righton , is aware there’s some hypocrisy at work when she removes layers of clothing for roles or magazine spreads. “I am a feminist,” she says. “But I clearly objectify myself – so that right there is a total contradiction to feminist principles.” And on behalf of men everywhere, allow is to say: Thank you! Sexiest contradiction ever!
Victoria’s Secret has apologized after the use of a Native American-style headdress by a model in its recent fashion show sparked outrage. Model Karlie Kloss (above) donned the headdress at the brand’s annual fashion show, and was instantly criticized for ignorance toward tribal culture and history . The company responded over the weekend, saying it was sorry to have upset anyone and wouldn’t include the outfit in the show’s TV broadcast next month. “We sincerely apologize as we absolutely had no intention to offend anyone,” VS said. Historically, headdresses are a symbol of respect, worn by Native American war chiefs and warriors. Pretty sure the opposite was conveyed here. Kloss walked onto the runway last week wearing the floor-length feathered headdress, leopard-print underwear and high heels, plus various accessories. Kloss herself Tweeted that she was “deeply sorry if what I wore during the VS Show offended anyone.” That would be plenty of people, but not everyone. Thousands commented about the outfit on the company’s Facebook page. Some praised Kloss’ attire as artistic and urged those offended to “get over it.” Several expressed appreciation to Victoria’s Secret for halting its marketing of the clothing, while others reached back in history to explain their feelings. “We have gone through the atrocities to survive and ensure our way of life continues,” Navajo Nation spokesman Erny Zah said in an interview Monday. “Any mockery, whether it’s Halloween, Victoria’s Secret – they are spitting on us with this. They are spitting on our culture, and it’s upsetting.” The Victoria’s Secret stir follows a string of similar incidents, most recently No Doubt’s cowboys-and-Indians-themed music video , which has been pulled.
Just when I thought we were done with Halloween, here’s Kelly Ripa all dressed up for Live’s Annual Halloween Party. Not that I’m complaining, seeing as how Kelly looks better as Christina Aguilera than Christina’s looked in years. I’m not as impressed by her Nicki Minaj costume though. She’s missing the most crucial part: Nicki’s booty. Without it, she could be any chick with insane pink hair and a crazy outfit. » view all 24 photos Related Articles: Kelly Ripa Lets It All Hang Out Kelly Ripa Gets Waxed Kelly Ripa Gets Nippy In Her Bikini Kellie Pickler’s Hot Ass In Jeans Photos: WENN.com
We had some pictures of Kelly Ripa dressed up as Christina Aguilera for Halloween earlier today, and after looking at these pictures of the real Christina, I gotta say, I think Kelly wore it better. Christina could fit the whole solar system on those pants. Related Articles: Christina Aguilera Flashes Ellen The Goods Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Tits, I Mean Hits Promo Pics Christina Aguilera Breasts Can’t Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment Photos: PacificCoastNews
Lizzy is a gorgeous brunette, one of those girls you would meet in a bar or club and then take home to fuck hard and here she is showing off her big tits and pussy in this photoshoot Continue reading →
Ashley Tisdale is a beautiful Hollywood babe and here she is dressed up like a superhero for Halloween and also showing the paparazzi a cameltoe at the same time Continue reading →
Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.
I have always been known by others for how much I love Justin Bieber. I had been to his show in 2010, and it was the best concert I had ever been to. When I found out he was coming back, I knew I had to get tickets. They were selling tickets for the pre-sale, so I joined his fan club so I could buy tickets early. I told myself I would pay whatever it cost to meet Justin Bieber, until I saw that it was $450 for ONE VIP ticket. My heart was broken. After my dad saw how heartbroken I was, he said to me, “Alicia, what would you think about me buying you two VIP tickets as your college graduation present?” I was in such shock that he would do that for me and pay that much to make my dream come true. After going through the process of signing up for the fan club, I went to buy my VIP tickets. My heart dropped. SOLD OUT. I couldn’t believe I had come so close to meeting him and it was all snatched away. I called Ticketmaster to see if there would be more meet and greets available when tickets when on sale to the general public, and they said yes. I went ahead and bought my tickets for the pre-sale and decided I was going to still try to get VIP when they went on sale to the general public. I had to wait a whole week. When that time came, I got up early to buy them, only to find out that they weren’t even available to the general public. Once again, I was heartbroken. I tried to be more grateful that I had at least gotten tickets, considering there were a lot of people who didn’t. Leading up to the concert, I remembered what Justin had said: Never Say Never. I tried everything. I literally tried every contest available. About a month beforehand, I had seen a contest on the fan club website where you sent in a picture of all of your Justin Bieber merchandise. I didn’t have much, but I decided it was worth a try. After months of failing to meet him, I finally gave up. He was in Memphis on Halloween and had been spotted at the mall, so I decided to drive up there to see if he was still there. He had JUST left when I got there. It was worth a shot, I told myself. When I got home, I decided to do some homework. I checked my email, and there it was. An email from the fan club. I HAD WON THE CONTEST! I jumped around and cried and screamed. My dad thought it was a scam. I told him I would show him that it wasn’t. Boy, did I. I went to the arena’s box office at 4:00 to pick up my wristbands. They let the people in who had purchased VIP meet-and-greet go in first. It felt like I was waiting for hours. Finally, they let us in. We waited in line as they told us the rules. No autographs, no personal photos, and we would go in in groups of 6. I decided to go in with two little girls and their mothers. He was behind a black curtain. We were next. What do I say to him?, I wondered. Finally, back the curtain went. There he was. Beautiful and perfect. I was intimidated to make eye contact but when I looked up, we locked eyes. He moved the little girl from his side to the other side so I could stand next to him. HE WANTED ME NEXT TO HIM. I couldn’t believe it. We took the picture, and they started to move us along. I couldn’t leave without saying something to him. I had my arm around his waist in the picture, and he had his arm around mine. I kept it like that for a while, looked at him to my left, and we locked eyes for about 5 seconds. He is beautiful. “I love you,” I told him. “Aww, I love you too,” he replied. We hugged and then I left. It all happened too fast. Was that real or was it a dream? I had met my idol. FINALLY. What Justin says is true. NEVER give up on your dreams. They do come true. Believe. NEVER SAY NEVER. Read the original: I have always been known by others for how much I love Justin…
Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…my girlfriend I’ve never dated….my lover I have never slept with but would enjoy licking like a popsicle until she was raw, chapped and in need of topical cream….is hosting the AVNs this year…and to either promote that…or to just give me erections in my heart…just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…which would be interesting…especially if it was the Mormon, anti-abortion unless his teen mistress gets pregnant and needs one Romney….. But I am a little hurt, because she really she should be asking me to be her co-host…as we hold hand and gaze into each others eyes romantically….but I guess she’s just not into me like that…she’s too famous for insignificant people lke me…and that would probably break my heart…if I had a heart…I blame my autism for my lack of feelings….or ability to understand human contact…. Either way, cute video….
