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Jax Taylor: I Want to MARRY Brittany Cartwright!!

Jax Taylor has been dating girlfriend Brittany Cartwright for less than a year, but it seems the two already have their sights set on marriage. In an interview with E! News , the interviewer asks them if they are interested in “getting hitched.” Jax turns to his girlfriend and asks, “Would you be interested in getting hitched?” “Yeah,” replies Brittany. “Me too!” says Jax, then chuckles. “Yes, in time,” he clarifies. “Pump the breaks a little bit.” “Yeah, not like, now,” says Brittany. Good call. The two are still reeling from Jax’s sunglass-stealing shenanigans in Hawaii last year, which was finally settled last week in a plea deal. Brittany admits that she was definitely not happy with Jax’s shoplifting incident. “I was so disgusted, honestly, it was just terrible,” she says. Jax also reveals that his Vanderpump Rules co-star Lisa Vanderpump was “ashamed.” He admitted that he made a mistake, but then was quick to blame it on the alcohol . A tried-and-true cop out. Jax then tries to divert the attention to his other co-stars, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney. “Tom and Katie still have to get married,” he says. “Let’s get that out of the way first, and then we’ll discuss us.” However, the two make their intentions clear and say they do see wedding bells in their future. “That’s something that I do want,” says Brittany. “Yeah, it’s definitely in the cards,” Jax confirms. We really do hope Jax can get his sh*t together and dial bag the douchebaggery, because Brittany honestly does seem like a nice person. View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV

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Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of because her iconic work is on a show called Vampire Diaries, and I don’t think she’s done much more than that… She’s with some other Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of named Jessica Szohrs, which is approproate considering the condition of her vagina after her quest to get a job after 90210 the Next Generation… Like typical lazy, spoiled, Hollywood d-listers, they are together, talking about their Canadian taking over Hollywood strategy, because what else would Canadians do…all while running around Hawaii in bikinis… Not exciting, but young enough girls from Canada, basking in the warm oceans of America thanks to living the American dreams is ok, as long as bikinis are involved….or maybe this is just Jessica Szohrs trying to maximize her friendship with someone more famous than her to get as much press as she can since her instagram thirst, posting half naked pics, despite her great body is boring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Recap: The B!tch is Back!

She’s back, baby. She is most definitely motherf–king back. While the SUR crew partied in Hawaii, Stassi Schroeder made her long-awaited return to L.A. on  Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 . There, she revealed the truth about her sex tape and more … Truth be told, she’s groveling. She’s in a low place in her life after telling everyone to go f–k themselves, and it’s kind of great. She and Kristen cried over missing Katie’s engagement, while throwing back two bottles of white wine (no judgment.  More like respect).  Then Stassi admitted to filming a one-woman show that Scheana showed to others for a laugh.   At this point, anyone who makes a sex tape has to understand that the chances of it going public are high. Kristen is dating Jax’s friend, Kevin from Austin.  Kevin, according to Stassi, may have a live-in girlfriend.  This is not his biggest offense, however.  Kristen ordered Kevin an Uber to meet her and Stassi at a restaurant.  The dead-ass couldn’t get one himself? Meanwhile, in Hawaii, a bunch of people who don’t deserve nice things drank their way around the island, and one of them managed to commit a felony! Scheana’s outpatient rehab service is failing, since her one and only patient, Shay is on the sauce.  Did he not heed her warning of doing every OTHER shot?  Or stopping when he gets a good buzz?   Lala revealed that James suffers from whiskey d–k, and you kind of feel bad for the guy until he opens his mouth.  You have to wonder if his 7-hour romp with Lauren the other hostess was made up… Jax’s girlfriend, Brittany, wants to bury the hatchet with Lala and start over.  Lala’s all “whatever, take off them rose colored glasses.” And finally, Jax’s penchant for stealing finally catches up with him.  Somehow, between waking up and killing time before their flight back to LA (after which they must make it to a Third Eye Blind concert), Jax got hammered, walked into a store and stole a pair of $300 sunglasses. Because of the price point, Jax was charged with felony theft, with bail set at $11,000. Instead of leaving him on the island to rot, the gang waits around for Jax.  They finally head to the airport with 90 minutes to spare, and Jax is able to meet them and catch a flight home.  Brittany must have packed up his stuff for him back at the hotel (bless her heart), and when he got to the airport, she just stood there, unable to look at him. “I’m sorry,” he kept saying.  “I understand if you don’t want to be with me anymore.” The guy is a loser and a kleptomanaic. The end. If you  watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know all too well that Stassi is a polarizing figure even by the Bravo show’s high standards. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Online

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Serinda Swan’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Serinda Swan guest starred in one episode of Hawaii Five-0…amongst other shit… She’s from Canada… She’s 31…that’s old…my cut off age, even with the hot older ladies is 25, because I’m not disgusting..but maybe you’re into battered old ladies who should be married and have kids, but is instead doing this hollywood thing, living the childhood dream….when she should take it down a notch…take it down a notch… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Serinda Swan’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde’s Post-Baby Bikini Bod is Smokin’!

We’ve all been waiting to see how Olivia Wilde would bounce back from her pregnancy and these pictures taken over the weekend in Hawaii reveal that she looks better than ever! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day

Natasha Poly, Liu Wen, and Mariacarla Boscono are the models selected for the La Perla Spring / Summer 2016 campaign…and shit is pretty fucking boring for a lingerie company… I’m not expecting these higher end version of Victoria’s Secret, and less interesting version of Agent Provocateur to go down the Miley Cyrus route of strap-ons and fucking ridiculousness, with midgets and obese women…on some sideshow kick.. But I’m not expecting them to be as generic as Victoria’s Secret, or even more generic than Victoria’s Secret, I mean even Victoria’s Secret is more interesting to look at than this… The funny thing in all this is they hired Mert & Marcus, who makes 80k a day for this kind of thing…which to me is a huge waste of fucking money….unless they are marketing lingerie in some Christian Weekly paper, I don’t get this at all… But here’s some expensive models, shot by expensive photographers, for an expensive brand, and the end result is some bootleg shit… The post Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joshua Shintani Dies; Shallow Hal Star was 32

Joshua Shintani, an actor who made his one movie role into a very memorable one, died last Wednesday of complications from pneumonia. He was 32 years old. Shintani appeared opposite Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow (and Jason Alexander, as pictured above) in the 2001 comedy Shallow Hal. He made a cameo in the film as a ukulele player who played the song “Never Forget Where I’m From,” having been discovered by Peter Farrelly. The director was on vacation in Hawaii and the spotted the high school senior strumming his instrument outside a public library. He hired Shintani on the spot and Shallow Hal became his first – and ultimately, only – big screen credit. According to TMZ, Joshua’s mother took him to the emergency room in Kauai last week. There, it was discovered that he was battling an advanced case of pneumonia. We send our thoughts and prayers to Shintani’s friends, family members and loved ones. View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015

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What Time Is It? Daylight Saving Time 2015 Ends, Takes America By Storm

In a stunning, unprecedented turn of events, Daylight Saving Time 2015 came to a close and shook the nation to its core Sunday morning. Millions of rattled American citizens were left reeling, scrambling and searching for answers to the million-dollar question: “What Time Is It?” Seriously. Trending topics on the web currently include “Daylight Savings Time,” “What Time is It?” and “Local Time.” It’s chaos out there. Here’s how we got to this point and what you need to do next: Earlier this morning, for the first time since March 2015, U.S. residents (Arizona, Hawaii and P.R. excluded … lucky) set their clocks forward. By one hour exactly. Jaws? Dropping to the floor nationwide. Just breathe, people. You got this. THG has your back. To keep you on an emotionally even keel amid the pandemonium, we put together this helpful visual guide to Daylight Saving Time 2015 . Don’t ever say we didn’t do anything for you:

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Daylight Saving Time 2015: IT’S OVER (Almost)!!!

Daylight Saving Time. It’s finally over, people. Almost. In just a few short hours from now, it will be time to turn the clocks back FOR GOOD. Or at least until March 2016 comes around. Tomorrow morning, it’s time to turn the clocks back, and for all you Americans looking forward to a long, dark winter, it’s a thing of beauty. Okay, that’s virtually no one. Whatever. Hey, at least you get an extra hour of sleep! Well, unless you have kids or pets who have no idea what’s up, in which chase, no you don’t. Anyway, Daylight Saving Time remains inherently confusing for some people, which is why is THG is here to break it down for all y’all: See helpful graphic above. BAM!! If that’s not sufficient, here’s a more detailed rundown of Daylight Saving Time 2015, and what to expect with Daylight Saving Time 2016: Daylight Saving Time began on Sunday, March 8 at 2 a.m. Time “springs” forward and “falls” back an hour (above). So your clocks ahead an hour before you go to bed. OR stay up until 2 a.m., turn the clocks to 1 a.m., then hit the sack. Your iPhone should do this automatically. Your oven? Nada. It will start getting dark at 4:30 on the East Coast now. Yay? The concept of Daylight Saving Time dates back to 1895. It was recently extended across the U.S. to save energy use. In 2016, Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 13. If you can’t figure out how to change the effing clock in your car, don’t worry. Make a mental (or Post-It) note that it’s fast until 3/3/16. Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico residents: Disregard. There you go. You are officially prepared. Up top.

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