Here’s everyone’s favorite midget Hayden Panettiere showing off some serious sideboob. Now, I’m not sure if these pictures are pre-boob job or post, but it sure looks like post. I know photos can be deceiving though, so I should probably give them a closer look just to be safe. Be patient, this may take a while. Looks like I’ll be working late tonight. Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup
Hayden Panettiere, Brody Jenner and Usain Bolt are among the many celebrities turning another year older and wiser today. Happy birthday, all! After a number of roles as a child star, Hayden leaped onto the small screen (and into fanboys’ hearts) as the amazing Claire Bennett in Heroes . Now 23, she returns to TV this fall in ABC’s Nashville . Brody Jenner, 29, is best know for getting caught up in the web of drama that was the hit MTV show The Hills for a good couple of seasons there. He’s kept a lower profile of late than his many famous siblings (Kylie and Kendall Jenner ) and step-siblings (Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian). Still, we see a star-studded night out in Hollywood in his future. Jamaican track star and fastest man ever Bolt, 26, just won three more Olympic gold medals in London to bring his career total to an amazing six. Interestingly, Brody’s father Bruce Jenner called out Bolt this month after the sprinter claimed he’s the best athlete to live. In any case, he’s pretty close. Also celebrating a birthday today: Sex and the City ‘s Kim Cattrall (56), Google co-founder Sergey Brin (39) and country star Kenny Rogers (74).
As far as Twitter pictures go, this isn’t exactly the hottest one I’ve ever seen, but I don’t see a whole lot of Hayden Panettiere anymore so I’m posting it anyway. Here she is trying to be funny pretending to yell into a giant microphone. Obviously there are a whole slew of little person jokes that can be made here, but I’m not going to, because I’m bigger than that. That one was an accident. Anyhow, that little booty is still looking good.
As much as I love Hayden Panettiere and her new boobs > , if she is going to hide them it really doesn’t help with my manly needs. Sure she looks pretty all dolled up but pretty doesn’t cut it in Hollywood Tuna’s fantasyland.
Guess what? It’s booty time here at HollywoodTuna. Here’s Christina Milian back on the beach with the family in another little bikini, but this time she thought it would be nice to give us a few shots of that sweet big mom booty of hers. Yes please. I thought mom butts were supposed to be flat and weird looking, this thing is perfect. I especially love it when hotties do the over the shoulder booty shots, that to me says “I know what you’re looking at and I hope you enjoy it”…. I am.
I didn’t watch the Teen Choice Awards last night because, well because I’m an adult male and don’t give a crap about things like that, but my crack team of researchers have found me some of the hottest shots. Here’s Hayden Panettiere looking absolutely smoking hot on the purple carpet. Damn! When did she start looking like a really sexy adult? I know she’s had a lot of time off since her silly show got cancelled, I don’t know if she got new boobs or has been working out or what, but whatever it is I approve. If this doesn’t get her some work I don’t know what will.
The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do…. I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There FOLLOW THIS LINK
I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil. Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30…. All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.
I am not allowed to post these recent HAYDEN PANETTIERE BIKINI PICS cuz this paparazzi hates me, but I will say that she’s a lot less muscular in her midget broad shoulder half naked stance, and is instead starting to thicken in ways that happen when people give up, metabolisms slow down, or they eat too much fucking cakes…. I am allowed to post this video of her boring us with her community service for the dolphins and whales, even though I support saving Marine Mamals….possibly because I married one… This is clearly something she takes so seriously that she is chanelling the whale call and starting to look like one at least when in a bikini…. Here she is in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
What has Hayden Panettiere been up to these days? I think she did a made for TV movie a little while back, but I haven’t heard about anything else. What a waste. She should be doing movies about lifeguards or strippers or something that gets her back in a cheerleader outfit. Maybe a movie about a cheerleader by day and spandex body suit wearing cat burglar at night? I don’t know. Anyhow, here she is at some event the other night looking as cute as ever while she does her best to show off her perky little cleavage. I’ll take what I can get.
