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Salma Hayek Jet-Skiing Bikini Pictures

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m somewhat disappointed with these bikini pictures of Salma Hayek riding a jet-ski. I was hoping to see a little more bikini and a little less life jacket. We all know she’s got some tasty mom breast under that thing, but I’m not seeing as much as I would have liked. Unless the shots are going to be from behind, nobody wants to see pictures of a hottie jet-skiing in a life jacket. Actually I shouldn’t say that, there’s probably a whole community of perverts out there on the internet who really get off on this kind of thing. In which case, these are for you…. Weirdos.

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Kelly Brook Is Boring But Still Hot

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook Is Boring But Still Hot

I don’t think that Kelly Brook should now be considered a lame chick because all she’s doing is hanging out in her boring little dress. I have to say that she’s not really doing it for me, but she really is, I love her. If I can only figure out why she decided to forget about all the make up and go for the natural look. Maybe it’s because I’ve been out drinking and all the slutty chicks I saw tonight pale in comparison to Kelly.

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Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Selena Gomez is still pretty young so I’m go ing to give her a little advice when it comes to using a “microphone”, make sure to watch out for your teeth. Nobody likes that. You’re welcome.

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Selena Gomez Is Too Cute To Be 18

Posted on September 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still can’t believe that Selena Gomez is eighteen years old, she’s way too cute to be an adult, she looks like she should be selling cookies door to door with her little friends. That sounded a lot less creepy in my head, but I’d definitely buy a few boxes from her. For some reason that sounded just as creepy, I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage Bomb

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure, but I think that Salma Hayek wants to get my attention. Here she is out the other night making a solid case as to why she should be named Cleavage Queen . Reigning queen Christina Hendricks’ massive cleavage is pretty much impossible to beat, but Salma’s got the tan and a much hotter face so I’m really confused. They’ll just have to get in their bikinis and fight it out.

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Selena Gomez Attempts To Drop Some Cleavage

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t normally do any posts featuring Selena Gomez , because I’m not really sure how old she is or who she is for that matter, but I thought that I would give her a chance today. Here she is doing her best to look like a grown up while she tries to drop some cleavage. I don’t know, I guess it’s a start, but she kinda looks like one of those creepy six year old girls that obsessive mothers dress up as adults and enter into beauty pageants because their miserable lives didn’t turn out the way they had hoped…. I think I preferred her when she was wearing her bikini . more pictures of Selena Gomez here

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Selena Gomez is turning eighteen in twenty-four days, so until then turn away and think of something wholesome like apple pie or Jessica Simpson’s boobs because we’re not supposed to be looking at things like this. Although, she’s somewhat of a celebrity and I’m somewhat of a celebrity blogger so we should be good. If it were twenty-four days from now I would say something about how good she looks in her little blue bikini and make some lame joke about activity in my pants… But it’s not… So I won’t.

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are Definitely All Grown Up

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek’s big old MILF boobs have been on a tour of various talk shows this week, giving us sweet peeks in a purple dress and a nice leather vest , now here they are at the premiere of her new movie Grown Ups spilling out all over the red carpet. Thank you. I’d love to watch these things running up and down a flight of stairs, all bouncy and beautiful. Good stuff. I’d also like to see slow motion video of Salma going down a water slide, but I’ll save that for another time. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

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More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s big purple Salma Hayek MILF cleavage spectacular , I thought I’d back it up with some pictures of the latina hottie in her sexy leather biker mom vest. I wish I was a two year old so I could say to Salma’s baby “Dude, your mom’s hot”. I’ve got a lot of friends and I’ve never had the chance to say that. Sorry guys. Anyhow, here she is leaving that show hosted by that guy who used to do Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live … Not Dennis Miller… The other guy.

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Salma Hayek’s Awesome Latina Chesticles

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, I’m done for the day, but I couldn’t leave without posting these pictures of Salma Hayek’s sweet latina chesticles walking the red carpet at Cannes the other day. Boobs bouncing up and down stairs are pretty awesome if you ask me. I wonder if there’s a website filled with videos of hot chicks with big tits running up and down stairs in bikinis and where can I get a membership? more pictures of Salma Hayek here

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