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Amber Heard’s Dress Has Got To Go

I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame. more pictures of Amber Heard here

Amber Heard Drops Some Bony Cleavage

I’m already suffering from a little award show overload, nobody cares that celebrities need constant reassuring that they’re talented by giving each other crappy trophies, but I thought that a few more shots of some hotties exposing massive amounts of cleavage wouldn’t hurt anybody. Here’s Amber Heard in a dress that seems to be missing a component or two. If you’re into sternums you’re going to love this crap. Not exactly the bustiest of celebrities.

Amber Heard Is Red Hot

Here’s Amber Heard looking red hot at some party over the weekend. That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you, no nipple slips, no massive cleavage, no flashing of the lady parts getting out of an SUV. It’s just some C list horror movie actress in a red dress… I’m bored already. This is probably why she’s never asked to be in anything other than slasher flicks. It’s pretty obvious that showing off a lot off cleavage gets you noticed by the celebrity blogs, which in tern gets you noticed by the mainstream celebrity media which helps you get jobs in the movies which makes you famous. Everybody knows that. Now show us your tits. BREAKING NEWS — Amber announced she’s a lesbian over the weekend so she’s all of a sudden become a lot hotter. Enjoy.

Indonesian maid tortured in Saudi Arabia, another beaten to death

DEAR VANGUARD JOURNALISTS / PRODUCERS: PLEASE INVESTIGATE THESE CASES — IT NEEDS TO BE HEARD, IT NEEDS TO BE SHOWN, IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED. added by: dryeraser

Irina Sheik aka Irina Shayk aka Christiano Ronaldo’s Incredibly Hot Piece Of Ass

I’m getting all kinds of conflicting reports as to what this hot Russian model’s name is, some say Irina Sheik some say Irina Shayk , it’s confusing my crotch like it’s nobody’s business. All I know is that she’s that soccer playing, out of the World Cup Euro douche Christiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend and she’s frickin’ gorgeous. She could be named Keith for all care, I’d still want to bone her.

Have You Heard the Sandra Bullock Hitler Poopstache Butt Sex Tape Rumor, Yet? [Anatomy Of A Rumor]

Have you heard the dirtiest, nastiest, Naziest rumor about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James ? It involves anal sex, the barrel of a shotgun, a Hitler poop-stache, and a video camera. It’s a Freudian nightmare come to life. It’s a myth. More

Amber Heard Topless Scream Queen

I don’t watch horror movies because I’m a big pussy and won’t be able to sleep for a week if I do… So, that’s probably why I don’t know much about Amber Heard . Here she is in FHM dubbed as the “Scream Queen”. Anyway, I dig the topless tease, but I’m sure if she’s in horror flicks there are some nude scenes floating around… so feel free to send them my way.

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Amber Heard Is A Fresh Face Hottie

Here’s Amber Heard at Planet Hollywood in New York promoting her latest movie The Stepfather . She looks damn hot, I think her ass and I could become great friends

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Amber Heard Shows Off Her Sexy Legs

Not much is known about Amber Heard , at least not by me, but judging from her hotness at the Zombieland premiere the other night, I’d like to get to know her. I would start at the bottom of those sexy long legs and work my way up a few days later. All kidding aside, she is pretty damn hot and I hope to see her on the site more often.

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