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Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy

Here’s GIGI Hadid pretending to be taller than she is, with the most ridiculous high heels, that probably make her look like she’s 5 foot 9, like when they Put Tom Cruise in platform shoes in movies, so that the female costar doesn’t overpower his homosexual, scientologist, masculinity… So if you’re wondering why Gigi Hadid has shitty legs, seeing as she’s this model….who is an “it girl”…in every fucking campaign… It’s that she’s not an actual model, but an instagram person positioned better than most instagram models due to money and fame whoring parents… So don’t expect model legs here…they are instead just legs that starve themselves trying to be a model…and I don’t find it sexy at all…and I love legs…which may be why I don’t find it sexy…because I know good legs when I see them, not knobby knees trying to disguise themselves as good legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a test tube baby…created in the labs..by her “dad” a homo biologist and her mom a lesbian I assume works at the Victoria’s Secret head office in Ohio….and volunteered to be the front of this creepy experiment that would make sense for Victoria’s Secret to finance…because if you can build a model, not only does it feed your God Complex, but if you scale it out, can be cost effective… Sure the first one is 100,000 dollar project, but once you get an assembly line going, you can probably pump out a mode for 100k or less, far more affordable than paying these girls 100k per campaign…and hell you don’t need to hose or feed them, just chain them to a lamp post like an old bike…robots…easy… This is a pic on instagram by David Bellmere, who I still think is one of the better photographers out there… The post Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day

Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever… I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side… The post Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum: Hotter Than Ever in Galore Magazine

Supermodel Heidi Klum proves that age is nothing but a number in this scorching hot photo spread from Galore Magazine! Now halfway through her 42nd year, Heidi is still in impeccable shape and we just can’t get enough of her tantalizing body! Via Drunken Stepfather

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Makeup-Free, Boasts About Acting Job

Warning: Lindsay Lohan’s latest Instagram pic may shock you and cause you to question everything you thought you knew about the world. At first it may seem to be just another of Lindsay’s no-makeup selfies . (She’s been posting a lot of those lately, leading many to believe that she’s loving her new Botox guy.) However, on closer inspection, it becomes clear that the photo and caption contain at least two signs of the apocalypse: Lindsay is looking suspiciously healthy and coke-wrinkle free, which can only mean that she’s reached some sort of agreement with Lucifer himself. According to her caption, LiLo has actually landed an acting job, which we’re pretty sure is a development that’s described in detail in the Book of Revelation. Like famed psychopaths Paul Gauguin and Marlon Brando before her, Lindsay has apparently relocated to Tahiti, where she’s involved in some sort of top-secret film project that’s totally not a porn, you guys. Linds captioned the above photo, “Morning! Ready for day three on set!” Yes, Lindsay Lohan has apparently held down a job for three days. But in case you were worried that that means she’s turned some kind of corner and will no longer amuse us with her signature brand of batsh-ttery, fear not: Just last week Lindsay celebrated the birthday of Charles Manson by dressing as his most famous victim, Sharon Tate. Prior to that, she wore a fake engagement ring to a Halloween party in hoped of fooling her friends (who totally didn’t buy it). We get the feeling that Crazy Lindsay isn’t going anywhere just yet. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Scott Disick to Kris Jenner: Help Me, I’m Poor!

After he’s finished apologizing to everyone as part of his rehabilitation, Scott Disick is thinking about making a return to TV.  “Scott may be a hot mess, but he’s got a huge following,” a source told Life & Style . Disick has reportedly shot “several scenes” for Keeping Up With The Kardashians , and matriarch Kris Jenner is “planning his comeback,” which includes a reunion with Kourtney Kardashian . Over lunch at Nobu in Malibu on November 12th, Disick asked “for a second chance.” The story claims that Disick has been trying to start a business flipping houses, but the real estate market is proving to be very expensive. Club appearances are out of the question these days, since being around partying might compromise Disick’s sobriety, so KUWTK it is! “Scott is making a comeback on the show and he’s getting back together with Kourtney,’ a source claims. ‘It’s all for the ratings.” “Kris already has a whole plan for their on-screen reunion.” The E! show can help Disick focus on his sobriety. “One step he’s made to make it clear he is done partying is he has decided to sell his Beverly Hills bachelor pad,” the source said.  “The house depresses him now.” View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche

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Celebs Cash In On Macy’s Black Friday Commercial

While most us will behave like slob kebobs on Thanksgiving Day, Macy's is inviting customers to start shopping. A new commercial promoting Black Friday aired today, capturing the magic of seasonal greed and ruining everything that is good about Turkey Day. The retail giant enlisted Jessica Simpson , Thalia , Ryan Seacrest , Heidi Klum ,  Ariana Grande , Clinton Kelly and Martha Stewart to lure customers through their doors at 6pm Thanksgiving day. Donald Trump wasn't invited because Macy's fired him for calling Mexicans a bunch of criminals and rapists. Stewart and Seacrest lead the charge in the video, with Stewart first slapping the hand of a pilgrim who tried to sneak a treat. Kelly dressed an elf, Klum got carried by balloons gifted to her by a clown, Thalia shook her hips to the beat of a marching band, and Simpson cut a sales tag in half because Chicken of the Sea. “Only Macy’s could give America a parade on Thanksgiving and the biggest sale of the year on Black Friday,” Seacrest said from his stage in menswear. Stewart came over to tell Seacrest to lock it up because his schtick was too much.   It was all so…hammy.  Why can't they do something lovely like this ? Grab your coupons and get ready to stand in line for hours to save $6 on a microwave, because Macy's is making your holiday dreamz come true. Huzzah!

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Courtney Stodden Halloween Costume: NOT What We Expected!

October 31 has come and gone, and as usual, this year’s celebrity Halloween costumes did not disappoint. We had Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit . Emily Ratajkowski somehow managed to make Marge Simpson sexy . But perhaps our favorite getup of the year was from a woman who usually shows a lot of skin…and decided to go in the opposite direction for All Hallows’ Eve. Believe it or not, that fella with the epic ‘stache and the obvious love of all things denim is Courtney Stodden. Yes, Courtney Stodden and her giant boobs somehow managed to invoke the spirit of that dude who lives on your street who spends most days soaking his feet in the kiddie pool on his front lawn and griping about his disability check is late again. We’re assuming the Drunk Uncle-sized tumbler of Scotch is really just iced tea. Not because of the (probably BS) rumors that Courtney is pregnant , but because even when she’s in character as Jack Auf (seriously his name), we doubt Courtney can put away the hard stuff like this: Courtney Stodden as Jack Auf Yes, Courtney it seems attempting to prove that she’s more than just a fame-hungry young blonde with cartoonish curves and an elderly husband. The girl’s got more personality than people give her credit for. And did we mention the giant boobs? That’s a plus, too. Hell, Heidi Klum needed about 18 pounds of molded plastic to approximate a body like Courtney’s.

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Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Who Wore ‘Em Best?

Beyonce went as an X-Men character. Colton Haynes went as a very famous fictional (half) woman. Heidi Klum went as a sexy cartoon figure and Kim Kardashian went as … herself?!? Which celebrity donned the best Halloween costume in 2015? Scroll down, scroll around and weigh in below! 1. Rock Out, Guns Out It is very safe to say that The Rock eats a lot of spinach, huh? He could probably take Popeye in an actual fight. 2. He’s Done It Again Neil Patrick Harris, his husband and their two kids win Halloween nearly every year. This year was no exception. 3. Beyonce as Storm Looking good, Beyonce! The singer is dressed up as Storm from X-Men in this photo from Ciara’s birthday party. 4. Ashley Benson as Cecil the Lion Ashley Benson is dressed up here as Cecil the Lion. She has received a lot of flak for the outfit. 5. Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit Heidi Klum has done it again! She went out for Halloween as Jessica Rabbit in 2015. Amazing! 6. Kourtney Kardashian for Halloween It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s Kourtney Kardashian and her kids dressed as superheroes for Halloween. View Slideshow

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Heidi Klum Proved That Jessica Rabbit IRL Is Frightening AF

Heidi Klum dressed as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween, and the results were terrifying.

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