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Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Penelope Cruz is a typical actress, who has been on enough sets to feel like she has what it takes to direct a movie, or a commercial, because clearly, it’s not that hard to direct a movie, or a commercial….if you have a camera guy and editor…and a brand willing to pay for it because they know if they allow you to edit it…you’ll participate..for your portfolio, to give you some more value and substance to your vapid acting career, even if you’re a fucking Oscar winner…or especially if you are an Oscar winner, because you know first hand that it’s a pile of bullshit…from masturbatory and commercialized industry all about making money… What isn’t a pile of bullshit is that girls in lingerie in the desert are hot. Good job Penelope…that nose sniffed out a good path for you…

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Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Penelope Cruz is a typical actress, who has been on enough sets to feel like she has what it takes to direct a movie, or a commercial, because clearly, it’s not that hard to direct a movie, or a commercial….if you have a camera guy and editor…and a brand willing to pay for it because they know if they allow you to edit it…you’ll participate..for your portfolio, to give you some more value and substance to your vapid acting career, even if you’re a fucking Oscar winner…or especially if you are an Oscar winner, because you know first hand that it’s a pile of bullshit…from masturbatory and commercialized industry all about making money… What isn’t a pile of bullshit is that girls in lingerie in the desert are hot. Good job Penelope…that nose sniffed out a good path for you…

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Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official.. I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them… I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official.. I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them… I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Heidi Klum Implied Nudity with a Purse of the Day

Heidi Klum decided to model nude with some expensive bag because she likes to come out of the woodwork, even though she’s 100 fucking years old, since it is good for her ego and for her to feel relevant…and I would be okay with that if her implied nudity was more spread eagled nudity as most girls tend to not give a fuck about their naked asses being out there when they hit a certain age, because they’ve pretty much given up on dignity and realize that naked or not, no one actually cares, but I guess in Heidi Klum’s case, it’s best to keep that vagina under wraps. She’s had countless children, but more importantly is German, an Aryan, and was fucking Seal a Black guy with scarred up face, not necessarily the kind of guy any one would fuck, even if he was the sweetest man or greatest singer around, but rather because he’s got a massive fucking penis and man-handles her like he was the farm hand…on the family farm…back during Nazi germany… All this to say, the bag is in a good spot, because shit has gone into and out of that vagina, that would probably make it best kept secret- especially at 50 fucking years old…

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Jessica Alba: Bikini-Clad For Entertainment Weekly!

We don’t what the weather is like in your corner of the world, but we’re certain the new issue of Entertainment Weekly will make you feel that summer has arrived: That’s Jessica Alba presenting the magazine’s annual Summer Must List. We think number one on that list should be “spend a few minutes ogling Jessica’s perfectly toned bikini body.” Alba turned 33 last month and she gave birth to her second daughter in 2011, but somehow she looks just as good (or better?!) than when she first gained fame in her early 20s. Jessica will reprise her role as kind-hearted stripper Nancy in this summer’s highly-anticipated Sin City sequel, A Dame to Kill For . Based on the photo above, we’d say that’s a perfectly appropriate title. Shortly after giving birth for the first time, Alba complained that her breasts sagged , but everything seems to be right where it belongs here. So if this photo of Jessica is any indication of what the summer of 2014 holds in store, consider us psyched. Be sure to check out the gallery for some more flawless celebrity beach bodies. It might be just the motivation you need to start hitting the gym before Memorial Day. 35 Hottest Celebrity Bikini Photos 1. Chrissy Teigen John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

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Celebrity Bikini Photos: The Hottest Bodies of Summer!

It may have snowed on Mother’s Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely. Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it’s warm. We’re not complaining. But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now! 35 Hottest Celebrity Bikini Photos 1. Chrissy Teigen John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body. Kendall and Kylie Jenner  are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they’ve climbed upon Don’t get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction. And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who  get paid to look hot in bikinis? (But really, we’d just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots…) Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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Heidi Klum, Howard Stern, & Howie Mandel – Hollywood.TV

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Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and Howard Stern and Mel B are all set for Season 9 of America’s Got Talent. The judges were joined by host Nick Cannon on the red carpet at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood…

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