Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing… I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense… Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….
In surprising news Monday afternoon, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have announced they are ending their marriage, which has spanned almost a decade. “We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time,” the singer and the actress told People . The pair, who first met when Paula Patton was 16 and Thicke was 14, have been married since 2005 and welcomed son Julian Fuego in April 2010. Thicke, 36, long had been very expressive about his marriage to Patton, 38, saying last fall, “We’re pretty sure we’ve loved each other for a few lives.” Last year, both rose to new levels of fame, thanks to several big movie roles for Paula and Robin’s hit song “Blurred Lines” and Miley Cyrus Twerking . The duo’s split either comes as a huge surprise or not at all, depending on whether you believe Thicke’s sleazy schtick is just a schtick … or actually real. Publicly, Paula Patton not only stood by Robin Thicke, she doubled down on the strength of their union, supporting him vocally at nearly every opportunity. She dismissed cheating rumors, was cool with him Twerking, and even said the “Blurred Lines” video with nude Emily Ratajkowski was a huge turn on. Clearly there was some legitimate trouble in paradise, however. Perhaps the crooner really did mess around with Lana Scolaro or someone else? Or they just want to go different ways after half a lifetime together? Either way, add them to the list of shocking celebrity divorces: 9 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. View As List 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 2. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli could not make their marriage work. They split in 2013. 3. Heidi Klum and Seal We never thought Heidi Klum and Seal would split. But they shockingly proved us wrong. 4. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seemed like a match made in Hollywood heaven. But it didn’t turn out that way. 5. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman looks like a happy couple in this 2009 image. But the marriage didn’t last. 6. Courteney Cox and David Arquette Thy were goofy. They were in love. But then Courteney Cox and David Arquette were over. 7. Jesse James and Sandra Bullock The marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock didn’t merely end. It ended in scandalous, cheating-filled fashion. 8. Al Gore and Tipper Gore Now this was a divorce we did not see coming. Say it ain’t so, Al Gore and Tipper Gore! 9. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were married for nine years. But they, shockingly, split in 2010.
In case you didn’t know, the fashion magazines are taking pretty aw fucking pics, and I love it, because it takes away the photoshopped, plastic look to everything, that even girls on instagram are doing, and it allows models, who are hired because they are hotter than the trash on Instagram, to really shine in their element…plus it reminds me of amateur porn shot on an iPhone in a basement crack den apartment with an unstable girl who ran away from home, is high and looking for 50 bucks and a good time… I mean this looks like it smells and that’s why it turns me on. Her name is Lily, I never heard of her, but I love her…it’s for LOVE MAGAZINE
Whenever I see Heidi Klum…all I think is how Seal and his scabby scarred face…probably destroyed her genitals with his massive African cock as they lived out some kind of German Aryan race fetish that involved a lot of rape fantasy and feces…because she’s fucking german.. I guess I also think about how old she is…even when she’s in GIF for some Women’s Health magazine..where I am sure she doesn’t talk about how eating “negro feces”…while getting pregnant with dozens of his babies…is the elixir of a long healthy life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Famous people all have a certain glow, or mystique about them, but when it comes to the mothers of the celebrity universe, these ladies take it to a new level. These are moms we would seriously like to … have crushes on. From seasoned veterans like Reese Witherspoon to new moms like Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian, these women haven’t lost a step in terms of beauty. In fact, seeing them balance their careers with parenthood just elevates our attraction to these – pardon the expression, it’s meant as a compliment – MILFs. Behold, 21 hot celebrity moms we are crushing on hardcore: 21 Hottest Celebrity MILFs Open Slideshow 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. View As List 1. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 2. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? 3. Kate Beckinsale This stunning Brit doesn’t look a day over 25, but has a teenage daughter. 4. Jessica Alba Jessica always looks flawless, whether she’s on a red carpet or a playground. 5. Gwen Stefani The chic rocker mom is expecting baby number three and looking fabulous. 6. Halle Berry Mom of two Halle recently turned 47. Can you believe it? 7. Shakira New mom Shakira’s hips still don’t lie. (But don’t forget about those abs, people.) 8. Kristin Cavallari The Hills star is expecting baby number two and showing off sexy selfies while she’s at it! 9. Adriana Lima This Angel walked the Victoria’s Secret runway 8 weeks after giving birth… 10. Heidi Klum Once nicknamed “The Body,” Heidi’s still working that title to the fullest today! 11. Kim Kardashian North’s mama has got some of the hottest curves in the biz 12. Jenna Dewan-Tatum The gorgeous Mrs. Channing Tatum showed off her baby bump while pregnant with daughter Everly. 13. Miranda Kerr This awesome Aussie is one of today’s most in-demand faces. 14. Penelope Cruz This sultry Spanish star is a mommy of two. 15. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 16. Britney Spears Britney Spears is still a smokin’ hot mother of two. We’ll just try to forget that this dude is the father. 17. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson had two kids in like a year! 18. Reese Witherspoon The 37-year-old Oscar winner has three kids: Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese (with Ryan Phillippe) and Tennessee James (with current hubby Jim Toth). 19. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 20. Kate Middleton Kate Middleton has made motherhood look easy – and royally, naturally beautiful – from the day she gave birth to the future King. 21. Jennifer Lopez The ageless Jennifer Lopez is the proud parent of twins. Which of these celeb moms is the hottest? Vote below! The Hottest Celebrity Moms
Heidi Klum is back on the market. After a year and a half of dating the supermodel and her body guard Martin Kirsten have called it quits. The two broke up a…
The 40th Annual People’s Choice Awards had something for everyone last night, and by everyone, I mean perverts like me and you, because while I couldn’t care less about all these meaningless awards shows, there was also some serious cleavage on display from hotties like Heidi Klum . Now that’s something I can get excited about. Anyway, if you want to find out who won what last night, sorry, but you’re looking in the wrong place. If you want to find out what Heidi’s cleavage looked like from 20 different angles though, I’ve got you covered. Now where do I pick up my award for best awards show coverage? » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com
In case you didn’t know, Heidi Klum loves Halloween . But not the same way that you and I do. See, every year, she always seems to come up with more and more intense costumes. But unfortunately, it’s never anything like “sexy cop” or even “sexy pizza.” It’s stuff like this. Anyway, Heidi missed the cut for our Best/Worst Costume Award last year, but as you can see, this year she came back scarier than ever! The Little Tuna might never come out of hiding after this. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.
I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life… Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
