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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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Heidi Klum Saves Drowning Son, Nannies

It turns out Heidi Klum is more than just a looker. She’s also a savior. While vacationing in Oahu yesterday with her children, Klum’s seven-year old son Henry was swept away in a giant riptide along with a pair of nannies. At this sign of trouble, the new America’s Got Talent judge and boyfriend Martin Kirsten jumped in to action, diving into the water and coming through in the clutch. “We got pulled into the ocean by a big wave. Of course, as a mother, I was very scared for my child and everyone else in the water,” Klum said in a statement. “Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land. We were able to get everyone out safely.” That’s quite impressive. Perhaps Klum will be on the wrong side of the America’s Got Talent table this summer. She ought to enter as a contestant whose skill is Being a Ridiculously Hot Hero.

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Ashley Benson Is A Sexy Nerd

I never knew much about Ashley Benson before Spring Breakers , but now that I’ve been introduced to those funbags of hers, I’m a big fan. I’m digging the nerd look she’s got going on here too. In fact, Ashley’s combining two of my biggest fetishes right now: glasses and hot girls. I know, I’m a real weirdo. I think I need help. Photos: Fameflynet

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Heidi Klum Is Making A Hottie Comeback

Considering all the posts I’ve done on Heidi Klum lately, you’d think it was still the ’90s or something. But Heidi’s making a serious hotness comeback these days, and she continued the trend at the America’s Got Talent arrivals the other day. I’ve never seen the show, so I’m not exactly sure what Heidi was there for, but there’s no denying she’s still got some big-time talent up front. Forget basic cable, I’d pay a premium to see that cleavage back in action. Related Articles: Heidi Klum Needs A Tune-up Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Pictures Heidi Klum’s Makes A BIG Comeback! Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Klum VS a Burger of the Day

Heidi Klum is eating a Hamburger…for Carl’s Jr….and it looks like it is going to be a highly erotic experience….partially cuz despite being old and having a battered vagina from dozens of kids and a husband with a cock the size of a child’s forearm….she’s still Heidi Klum…no matter how fucking tired her face is….but also because she’s got awesome tits….but most importanlty…cuz I like watching chicks eat disgusting foods when they aren’t fat…probably as a trade off for being disgusted by fat chicks who eat anything…even celery sticks….cuz food can be erotic…just not when she’s missing toes from Diabetes….

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Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day

It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her on set of her TV show in Hawaii…she looks sad…that even when throwin’ out her huge, awesome cleavage, no one but the paparazzi were bothering taking pics of her…..I mean sure, she’s making money, but when you have all kinds of money, sometimes all you really want is a photographer to tell you you’re beautiful….or that you still got it….keepin’ busy or not…she’s a fraction of what she was and that’s a fucking downer…but at least there is always new blood, new body, to bring out the old…and bring in the new….like a never ending turnstile of talent I want to have sex with….because I want to have sex with everything vagina…even old, tired, sad Heidi Klum…cuz damn them titties b eHOT LIKE FIRE no matter how old they are…. Here are a couple pics of her on set.

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Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Heidi Klum’ s merkin in Blow Dry ! Now tell us, did you wait too long to make dinner reservations and have nowhere to take your lady love this culturally-mandated day of romance? Here’s an idea, why not stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you, then settle into the sofa for one of those romantic films you usually hate. What she doesn’t need to know is that these “chick flicks” are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential, and provide enough Valentine’s pink to get you weeping tears of joy! See Skin Central’s V-Day recommendations after the jump!

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Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Heidi Klum’ s merkin in Blow Dry ! Now tell us, did you wait too long to make dinner reservations and have nowhere to take your lady love this culturally-mandated day of romance? Here’s an idea, why not stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you, then settle into the sofa for one of those romantic films you usually hate. What she doesn’t need to know is that these “chick flicks” are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential, and provide enough Valentine’s pink to get you weeping tears of joy! See Skin Central’s V-Day recommendations after the jump!

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Miss Carnival Ireland 2013

Supposedly these pictures are from a photoshoot for something called Miss Carnival Ireland 2013 . As far as I can tell, it’s a new beauty pageant dreamt up by some members of the Dublin Tourism Board who obviously deserve a promotion. Now, Carnivale and Ireland aren’t exactly two things I’d expect would go well together, but clearly they do. Then again, thongs and booty-shaking go well with pretty much anything. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Klum Needs A Tune-up

I haven’t done too many posts on Heidi Klum lately, I know she’s getting up there, but I still like it when she shows up. And here she is at the amfAR Gala , right on cue. Anyway, it’s a nice dress, but the boobs are looking a little low these days. I hate to say it, but I think it might be time for Heidi to go in for a tune-up. I’m sure those things have seen a lot of miles. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Pictures Heidi Klum’s Makes A BIG Comeback! Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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